Guest Khiwa Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 I couldn't give a monkey's where you're from, if you're Arthur or Martha, or if you've got any bodily parts missing. Be there because you have something funny and relevant to say, and not just because the channel hasn't filled its quota of disabled, ethnic bottom botherering/rug munching so-called "minorities". Ps I know we're being brainwashed not to offend, but if someone doesn't piss themselves laughing at your jokes, they're probably not predjudiced, you're just an unfunny cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Khiwa said: I couldn't give a monkey's where you're from, if you're Arthur or Martha, or if you've got any bodily parts missing. Be there because you have something funny and relevant to say, and not just because the channel hasn't filled its quota of disabled, ethnic bottom botherering/rug munching so-called "minorities". Ps I know we're being brainwashed not to offend, but if someone doesn't piss themselves laughing at your jokes, they're probably not predjudiced, you're just an unfunny cunt. Has the one on the right dressed in the one on the lefts clothes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Has the one on the right dressed in the one on the lefts clothes? Very probably. And I suspect the one on the left is holding the one on the right's pelvic floor, which fell out when she farted and dropped down her baggy trouser leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 Has this any relevance to Caitlyn Jenners appearance on Through the Keyhole. I don't even think Kasim Khuram would shag it and to be totally honest I think I would prefer to get a blowie from Gemma Collins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: to be totally honest I think I would prefer to get a blowie from Gemma Collins. She's a big girl with an even bigger appetite, Drew, I doubt your shrivelled little bullet would be of any interest to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Has this any relevance to Caitlyn Jenners appearance on Through the Keyhole. I don't even think Kasim Khuram would shag it and to be totally honest I think I would prefer to get a blowie from Gemma Collins. Are you sure about that? If light can't escape the pull of a black hole, you believe you have a chance with that gob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 9 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Has this any relevance to Caitlyn Jenners appearance on Through the Keyhole. I don't even think Kasim Khuram would shag it and to be totally honest I think I would prefer to get a blowie from Gemma Collins. I'd recommend it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 7 hours ago, Decimus said: She's a big girl with an even bigger appetite, Drew, I doubt your shrivelled little bullet would be of any interest to her. I bet ding the stud would be able to get them both back on solids.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eddie said: I bet ding the stud would be able to get them both back on solids.... Can you imagine being a woman on a first date with Ding? You're already on your guard when you notice a Fred Dibnah lookalike sipping a pint of Tetleys at the bar, sack cloth trousers around his ankles whilst his arsehole is being tongued by a pack of disreputable ferrets. The final indignity comes when after being promised a two-for-one extravaganza at Pizza Express, you wake up semi-conscious on a dirty mattress in a burnt out caravan in Filey, legs tucked behind your ears with his fat, toothless face gurning between your knees. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you imagine being a woman on a first date with Ding? You're already on your guard when you notice a Fred Dibnah lookalike sipping a pint of Tetleys at the bar, sack cloth trousers around his ankles whilst his arsehole is being tongued by a pack of disreputable ferrets. The final indignity comes when after being promised a two-for-one extravaganza at Pizza Express, you wake up semi-conscious on a dirty mattress in a burnt out caravan in Filey, legs tucked behind your ears with his fat, toothless face gurning between your legs. Remarkable imagery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you imagine being a woman on a first date with Ding? You're already on your guard when you notice a Fred Dibnah lookalike sipping a pint of Tetleys at the bar, sack cloth trousers around his ankles whilst his arsehole is being tongued by a pack of disreputable ferrets. The final indignity comes when after being promised a two-for-one extravaganza at Pizza Express, you wake up semi-conscious on a dirty mattress in a burnt out caravan in Filey, legs tucked behind your ears with his fat, toothless face gurning between your legs. Fucking class. Even better than your 'windswept Heathcliff' comment from last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Can you imagine being a woman on a first date with Ding? You're already on your guard when you notice a Fred Dibnah lookalike sipping a pint of Tetleys at the bar, sack cloth trousers around his ankles whilst his arsehole is being tongued by a pack of disreputable ferrets. The final indignity comes when after being promised a two-for-one extravaganza at Pizza Express, you wake up semi-conscious on a dirty mattress in a burnt out caravan in Filey, legs tucked behind your ears with his fat, toothless face gurning between your knees. Burnt out caravan? There was fuck all wrong with that caravan when I flogged it to him. I told him not to use the gas stove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 It’s fucking everywhere. Tonight on BBC2 we have a black celebrity wheelie going around Africa. The trailer has him swimming in the sea, flailing his withered legs behind him like a Portuguese Man O’ War. I wonder what exactly he might bring to the well worn subject, except the revelation that Kilimanjaro isn’t wheelchair friendly. Fuck the fuck off with this transparent boxtickery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I wonder what exactly he might bring to the well worn subject, except the revelation that Kilimanjaro isn’t wheelchair friendly. It's wheelchair friendly on the way down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 28 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Tonight on BBC2 we have a black celebrity wheelie going around Africa. The trailer has him swimming in the sea, flailing his withered legs behind him like a Portuguese Man O’ War. I wonder what exactly he might bring to the well worn subject, except the revelation that Kilimanjaro isn’t wheelchair friendly. He's an aggressive little cunt. A militant fucking disgrace On the one hand, he's quite happy to hog centre stage in his wheelchair as part of the Beebs introduction credits for appalling BBC3 comedies. On the other, he stamped his tiny atrophied feet when Antony Costa had to help drag him up a mountain as part of some no mark 'sleb charity fundraiser. In short, he'll milk his spastic legs and black skin when it suits him, but when it doesn't, he'll scream racism and disability discrimination. Darkie Davros cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/feb/03/africa-with-ade-adepitan-review-diverse-bbc-travel-programme-moving I know it’s The Guardian, but fuck me I want to vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/feb/03/africa-with-ade-adepitan-review-diverse-bbc-travel-programme-moving I know it’s The Guardian, but fuck me I want to vomit. Simply fucking awful. Then you see that the author is Chitra Ramaswamy, and her Twitter handle is @Chitgrrl, and it all starts to make sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Simply fucking awful. Then you see that the author is Chitra Ramaswamy, and her Twitter handle is @Chitgrrl, and it all starts to make sense. Never mind all that shit CB, I'm pitching a new film idea at Cannes this year; "FGM, the Gillette Years". Sponsorship, directors cut, toy franchise etc. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 I can see the promotional posters now - "The best a man can get". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 26 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2019/feb/03/africa-with-ade-adepitan-review-diverse-bbc-travel-programme-moving I know it’s The Guardian, but fuck me I want to vomit. British Empire eh? Bunch of slave trading fucking bastards. Good old Ade Adipitan MBE. That's E for Empire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 21 hours ago, Khiwa said: I couldn't give a monkey's where you're from, if you're Arthur or Martha, or if you've got any bodily parts missing. Be there because you have something funny and relevant to say, and not just because the channel hasn't filled its quota of disabled, ethnic bottom botherering/rug munching so-called "minorities". Ps I know we're being brainwashed not to offend, but if someone doesn't piss themselves laughing at your jokes, they're probably not predjudiced, you're just an unfunny cunt. Lezzas are known for their haemorrhoids but that fucker Sue Perkins is holding is fuckin staggering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can see the promotional posters now - "The best a man can get". I just looked at the photo of the stroppy little crazylegs cunt in his conveyance. Prime for a reenactment of Philip Seymour Hoffman's wheelchair scene from 'Red Dragon'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 3, 2019 Report Share Posted February 3, 2019 On 03/02/2019 at 22:41, Cuntybaws said: I can see the promotional posters now - "The best a man can get". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: Premiah qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just looked at the photo of the stroppy little crazylegs cunt in his conveyance. Prime for a reenactment of Philip Seymour Hoffman's wheelchair scene from 'Red Dragon'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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