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Guest Khiwa

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19 hours ago, Decimus said:

You're already on your guard when you notice a Fred Dibnah lookalike sipping a pint of Tetleys at the bar, sack cloth trousers around his ankles whilst his arsehole is being tongued by a pack of disreputable ferrets. The final indignity comes when after being promised a two-for-one extravaganza at Pizza Express, you wake up semi-conscious on a dirty mattress in a burnt out caravan in Filey, legs tucked behind your ears with his fat, toothless face gurning between your knees.

 

You've been there, haven't you?

Don't lie.

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On 03/02/2019 at 01:12, Khiwa said:

I couldn't give a monkey's where you're from, if you're Arthur or Martha, or if you've got any bodily parts missing.

Be there because you have something funny and relevant to say, and not just because the channel hasn't filled its quota of disabled, ethnic bottom botherering/rug munching so-called "minorities".

Ps I know we're being brainwashed not to offend, but if someone doesn't piss themselves laughing at your jokes, they're probably not predjudiced, you're just an unfunny cunt.

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And she gets the work - what's she got on somebody rich and powerful to keep getting tailor made shit favours like "Insert Name Here" Fuck TV Licence wastage drivel. Terminate the fucking lot of 'em starting with the fucking hundreds of BBC women presenters who all femmed out from independent private fee paying schools and who fucking touch the forelocks to the UK rightwing establishment and Oxbridge with every breath in their gender neutral bodies. CUNTS. 

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9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I thought that too. A bit too detailed to be imagined so Is there anything you wish to share Dickless?

Nothing aside from it was funny.  Who shit in your wheatabix, Drew?  

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On 03/02/2019 at 18:36, Decimus said:

Can you imagine being a woman on a first date with Ding?

You're already on your guard when you notice a Fred Dibnah lookalike sipping a pint of Tetleys at the bar, sack cloth trousers around his ankles whilst his arsehole is being tongued by a pack of disreputable ferrets. The final indignity comes when after being promised a two-for-one extravaganza at Pizza Express, you wake up semi-conscious on a dirty mattress in a burnt out caravan in Filey, legs tucked behind your ears with his fat, toothless face gurning between your knees.

 

Fuck!

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