Guest Khiwa Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Dickie and Des are legends. Not just because of their suave unflappable sports presenting abilities (dream on Elton Welsby!), but they also made housewives across the land wetter than a spastics chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 I reckon my great gran went down on Dickie and had a bit of prolapse on his hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Queefer said: What the fuck is hypnobirthing and why does it in any way involve a Norfolk bloke. Apart from paying for ever more I reckon you've done your bit. If it's NNUH I need to tell you you are fucking doomed. An absolute load of fucking shit is what it is. A load of hippy fucking bollocks involving breathing exercises, self-hypnosis techniques and positive visualisation. To be honest, it's only slightly above Tarot Card reading and the ramblings of Derek fucking Acorah in terms of credibility if you ask me. You can picture as many rainbows as you want, but you're going to end up shitting yourself as soon as an eight pound baby rips your cunt in half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: An absolute load of fucking shit is what it is. A load of hippy fucking bollocks involving breathing exercises, self-hypnosis techniques and positive visualisation. To be honest, it's only slightly above Tarot Card reading and the ramblings of Derek fucking Acorah in terms of credibility if you ask me. You can picture as many rainbows as you want, but you're going to end up shitting yourself as soon as an eight pound baby rips your cunt in half. Sounds like the last fight punkape got in. Mind you if he wasn't a cesarean birth the last time he touched a cunt was when he was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Queefer said: What the fuck is hypnobirthing Hypnobirthing is based upon the same principle as Hypnofucking. The latter consists of "putting your victim under", then fucking it. The former consists of convincing your victim to keep the result. Essentially it's rape for somecunt with a pocket watch. Hope this helps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Hypnobirthing is based upon the same principle as Hypnofucking. The latter consists of "putting your victim under", then fucking it. The former consists of convincing your victim to keep the result. Essentially it's rape for somecunt with a pocket watch. Hope this helps. Any type of Hippo-fucking should be discouraged, unless you fuck said hippo with a barbless 'poon. However Olly, without putting his quarry under and out for the count, Frank would still be a fucking virgin. 1-2-3 You're back in the room... Edited February 4, 2019 by 'eavensabove Deeeeep Sleeeep... you're getting tired... Deeep Sleeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: An absolute load of fucking shit is what it is. A load of hippy fucking bollocks involving breathing exercises, self-hypnosis techniques and positive visualisation. To be honest, it's only slightly above Tarot Card reading and the ramblings of Derek fucking Acorah in terms of credibility if you ask me. You can picture as many rainbows as you want, but you're going to end up shitting yourself as soon as an eight pound baby rips your cunt in half. Well, it's your own fault for letting that woman make you pregnant in the first place. Fucking slapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck me, what's next in your repertoire? A diatribe against the three day week? A whinge about what Bobby and Sheila Grant had for tea on Brookside last night? Don't post on here again until your internal calendar hits 1995, you stupid, Quantum Leaping cunt. Dickie has made us what we are now you daft cunt - Sky Sports with Gary Neville and a bunch of celebrity commentators on stupid money for talking shite. Yes, I thought that'd rankle, especially the geezers in their community pubs drinking gnats piss lager, pie eyed at the wide screen TV by the dartboard. Now bugger off with your racism bullshit. I'm doing Des next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 10:13, scotty said: You're not alone gypps. In fact, my first thought was "fucking hell, I thought he died years ago." Let that be a lesson to you snotty; a higher dose nest time for gents sporting such magnificent 'taches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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