Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 He just walks among us like it's completely normal to have a head that big. It's not normal you freak. Get to the fucking circus quick. Where does he get his hats ? Oh wait, he has no hats, obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: He just walks among us like it's completely normal to have a head that big. It's not normal you freak. Get to the fucking circus quick. Where does he get his hats ? Oh wait, he has no hats, obviously. Who are you talking about? You fucking halfwit cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Who are you talking about? You fucking halfwit cunt. There's only one Big Sam....as the song goes. Eric Tiledissfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: There's only one Big Sam....as the song goes. Eric Tiledissfunction. Would you like to suck my floppy dangler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: He just walks among us like it's completely normal to have a head that big. It's not normal you freak. Get to the fucking circus quick. Where does he get his hats ? Oh wait, he has no hats, obviously. This head, that you speak of. How big is it, and who the fuck is Sam when he's at home? It best be not Sam Bo, as that's being racist to Jabookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you like to suck my floppy dangler? You've opened the flood gates with this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Sam Allardyce has a big head so what? Mungo get a job! Football is for those kind of men who like touching each other in private places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you like to suck my floppy dangler? Any idea what he's talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Cardinal Sin said: Sam Allardyce has a big head so what? Mungo get a job! Football is for those kind of men who like touching each other in private places. Cardi S, I don't suppose you also have a head soooo fucking huge that your appearance in public startles the horses and upsets the children ? Man needs to grow a beard. The people were spared Jimmy Hill's gargantuan chin for decades thanks to some superbly crafted facial hair. I mean we honestly had no idea what was lurking beneath. Why can't Big (bonce) Sam grow an afro or dreads ? My basic problem is weird people acting like they're normal..Dermot O'Leary,40cm inside leg. Troy Deaney looks like somebody drew a face on a balloon. Garth Crooks malteser head, its an almost perfect sphere. Get back indoors the fucking lot of you. And finally , I don't believe you are a real Cardinal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Any idea what he's talking about? Gay football stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mungo Spudd Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Any idea what he's talking about? Eric has a new nickname and a new hobby. Henceforth he wishes to be known as Eric Tiledissfunction. His new hobby is called Slapping my flaccid dangler in the general area of Spazardsleeve's dirty Garry. Hope that explains all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 You'll soon learn that sport has no place here Mongo,perhaps you would like to instigate the sport of who can stick their head into a wood chipper the quickest,I'll race you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 35 minutes ago, Neil said: You'll soon learn that sport has no place here Mongo,perhaps you would like to instigate the sport of who can stick their head into a wood chipper the quickest,I'll race you All very Men's Being-Eaten-by-a-Crocodile Contest. Careful, I suspect he may be a spastic with severe Spina Bifida, barely functioning limbs and a horrific drooling problem. That being so, I'll wager slightly better than even odds that you'll reach the chipper first, even if your priapism is impeding your velocity. I'd like to say it's been nice knowing, but you know how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Im an expert at pulling out at the last minute,I can guarantee Mongo would have had his chips 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 45 minutes ago, Mungo Spudd said: Eric has a new nickname and a new hobby. Henceforth he wishes to be known as Eric Tiledissfunction. His new hobby is called Slapping my flaccid dangler in the general area of Spazardsleeve's dirty Garry. Hope that explains all. There's no way back from this. Time to delete my account and know when I'm beaten. @Decimus @Cuntybaws, careful with this mungo character. He's destroyed me with cutting remarks regarding my ability to achieve turgidity, and called me a poof. This cunt is more than a heavy hitter. He's a fucking torpedo. Good luck lads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's no way back from this. Time to delete my account and know when I'm beaten. @Decimus @Cuntybaws, careful with this mungo character. He's destroyed me with cutting remarks regarding my ability to achieve turgidity, and called me a poof. This cunt is more than a heavy hitter. He's a fucking torpedo. Good luck lads. That's not the fighting spirit that won us two world wars, a World Cup, and got us out of the EU...oh dear, I'll get me coat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: This head, that you speak of. How big is it, and who the fuck is Sam when he's at home? It best be not Sam Bo, as that's being racist to Jabookies. Wasn't he one of the three Talosian observers in Star Trek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Star Trek alert.......baws to the main board.....paging baws...... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wasn't he one of the three Talosian observers in Star Trek? Poor Captain Pike. He ended up all spazzy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Poor Captain Pike. He ended up all spazzy. It's a good thing for him they didn't name him Capt. Pack, he'd be torn to shreds in FlidSpack©! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 41 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wasn't he one of the three Talosian observers in Star Trek? Take away the cunt's face, and you have a satellite shot of USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's a good thing for him they didn't name him Capt. Pack, he'd be torn to shreds in FlidSpack©! Well, they've already got Mr Spack and Mong-gomery Scott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Well, they've already got Mr Spack and Mong-gomery Scott. Not forgetting The Klingmongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, they've already got Mr Spack and Mong-gomery Scott. Mr Spackov doesn't work, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, cooze said: That's not the fighting spirit that won us two world wars, a World Cup, and got us out of the EU...oh dear, I'll get me coat! I TELL YOU WOT I WANT WOT I REALLY REALLY WANT ROOM TEMPERATURE CARLING AND MY FUCKIN COUNTRIE BAK VIRGIN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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