Guest Crab Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 The never ending shit pipe of millions of spurious websites and news pages that if you try to customise actually backs up and discharges even more shit at you when you Google Search. It's like pulling the chain and the toilet fucking fights back with a faceful of shit. Then a notice pops up: "Do you find this card at present useful?" Fucking Cern, x10, Airbus A380, x20, Venezuela, x10, Hello Magazine, 5x, OK Magazine... Fucking endless like being condemned to spend the rest of your life on a Google Hamster Wheel. Sooner or later they'll invent a way of selling something for each eyeball at the same time. That's what the fucking goggles are all about. And people look like and are cunts in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 You need to work on this Crabber. You're all over the fucking place with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 18 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You need to work on this Crabber. You're all over the fucking place with it. Too late, I just died touching the Not Interested tab for the millionth time. They say it can happen if you touch your cock too much as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Every time I try a Google search it kicks me back telling me that 'You cannot view this content unless you fill out the disclaimer with your personal details',fuck 'em,Mozilla works fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Neil said: Every time I try a Google search it kicks me back telling me that 'You cannot view this content unless you fill out the disclaimer with your personal details',fuck 'em,Mozilla works fine. Have you considered changing which country your system is configured to from Somalia to UK? Those pirating cunts will do anything to separate you from your money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 30 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have you considered changing which country your system is configured to from Somalia to UK? Those pirating cunts will do anything to separate you from your money. Have you been had yet by the Spam Email which says you have been caught watching porn on your phone and we used your camera to film you touching yourself and we send these images to Mrs Roops unless you pay us £999 in Bitcoin at...... etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: Have you been had yet by the Spam Email which says you have been caught watching porn on your phone and we used your camera to film you touching yourself and we send these images to Mrs Roops unless you pay us £999 in Bitcoin at...... etc etc I did. I had the lads here in IT trace the message, and it was sent from Roops! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 6 minutes ago, Crab said: Have you been had yet by the Spam Email which says you have been caught watching porn on your phone and we used your camera to film you touching yourself and we send these images to Mrs Roops unless you pay us £999 in Bitcoin at...... etc etc Did you know that you can pay your income tax in bitcoins or itunes vouchers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 I picked up my phone the other day and there was some fat bloke wanking on the screen,then i realised it was a reflection 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 minutes ago, Neil said: I picked up my phone the other day and there was some fat bloke wanking on the screen,then i realised it was a reflection I'm just going to go ahead and thank the fates the camera wasn't recording....for all of our sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, Neil said: I picked up my phone the other day and there was some fat bloke wanking on the screen,then i realised it was a reflection I saw it downloaded it and I have passed to Devon & Cornwall Police so it will never be seen again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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