Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 I realize this isn't a person to be named as cunt of the world, but it's a cunt nonetheless. You're driving home from work, and a feeling of something bad is going to happen saunters into your thoughts. For example, as you stand in queue to pay for your petrol, and some greasy, tattered overcoat wearing, teeth missing, lisping bastard turns up smelling of stale beer, fag smoke, and a tart's knickers, a littany of ghastly images form; the fucker is going to drop to the ground in a seizure before blood begins oozing from eyes, ears, nose, throat and any other opening not scabbed over my social disease...or he is going to start begging for money as he hasn't eaten in days, or his car is out of gas down the road....or he's looking for the next unfortunate sod needing ot have a piss to follow into the gents....whatever it is, you just want out. Those hunches are a fucking cunt. This nom is a pile of shit, I know, but I had to get this off my tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 I needed to buy some fags you miserable cunt, was I supposed to dress like beau brummel just to go to the fucking petrol station?? 😠😠 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Dark Hunches, you say. What, like a Black Hunchback of Notre Congo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted February 4, 2019 Report Share Posted February 4, 2019 Is this the thread for racist Victor Hugo fans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I realize this isn't a person to be named as cunt of the world, but it's a cunt nonetheless. You're driving home from work, and a feeling of something bad is going to happen saunters into your thoughts. For example, as you stand in queue to pay for your petrol, and some greasy, tattered overcoat wearing, teeth missing, lisping bastard turns up smelling of stale beer, fag smoke, and a tart's knickers, a littany of ghastly images form; the fucker is going to drop to the ground in a seizure before blood begins oozing from eyes, ears, nose, throat and any other opening not scabbed over my social disease...or he is going to start begging for money as he hasn't eaten in days, or his car is out of gas down the road....or he's looking for the next unfortunate sod needing ot have a piss to follow into the gents....whatever it is, you just want out. Those hunches are a fucking cunt. This nom is a pile of shit, I know, but I had to get this off my tits. You mean Frank? He's harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean Frank? He's harmless. You misspelled worthless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: For example, as you stand in queue to pay for your petrol, and some greasy, tattered overcoat wearing, teeth missing, lisping bastard turns up smelling of stale beer, fag smoke, and a tart's knickers, a littany of ghastly images form; the fucker is going to drop to the ground in a seizure before blood begins oozing from eyes, ears, nose, throat and any other opening not scabbed over my social disease...or he is going to start begging for money as he hasn't eaten in days, or his car is out of gas down the road....or he's looking for the next unfortunate sod needing ot have a piss to follow into the gents. 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean Frank? He's harmless. The solution here is simple. The creature known as Frank is a sartorial magpie. Distract and reel him in by leaving a trail of GAP children's wear range jeans leading up to the unleaded pump. Whilst he's bent over and pawing at the bent as fuck rags like some sort of swarthy Gollum, pour two gallons of fuel over his wig and set the faggot cunt alight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: The solution here is simple. The creature known as Frank is a sartorial magpie. Distract and reel him in by leaving a trail of GAP children's wear range jeans leading up to the unleaded pump. Whilst he's bent over and pawing at the bent as fuck rags like some sort of swarthy Gollum, pour two gallons of fuel over his wig and set the faggot cunt alight. That has made a permanent image in my brain that has enriched my life a little more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You mean Frank? He's harmless. You misspelled spineless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: The solution here is simple. The creature known as Frank is a sartorial magpie. Distract and reel him in by leaving a trail of GAP children's wear range jeans leading up to the unleaded pump. Whilst he's bent over and pawing at the bent as fuck rags like some sort of swarthy Gollum, pour two gallons of fuel over his wig and set the faggot cunt alight. This is just, beautiful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: The solution here is simple. The creature known as Frank is a sartorial magpie. Distract and reel him in by leaving a trail of GAP children's wear range jeans leading up to the unleaded pump. Whilst he's bent over and pawing at the bent as fuck rags like some sort of swarthy Gollum, pour two gallons of fuel over his wig and set the faggot cunt alight. Liking your work, Decs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Liking your work, Decs. Death by Patrick Swayze. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Dark Hunches, you say. What, like a Black Hunchback of Notre Congo? How did you find the time to put hidden cameras in Punky's glory hole stall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: The solution here is simple. The creature known as Frank is a sartorial magpie. Distract and reel him in by leaving a trail of GAP children's wear range jeans leading up to the unleaded pump. Whilst he's bent over and pawing at the bent as fuck rags like some sort of swarthy Gollum, pour two gallons of fuel over his wig and set the faggot cunt alight. If rumour is anything to go by, Fwanky has great success on the dogs, which is an improvement on the horses that he backs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How did you find the time to put hidden cameras in Punky's glory hole stall? I didn't. It's an archive clip of DWF in the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I didn't. It's an archive clip of DWF in the cooler. If he's in the cooler, then I'd like to use Dec's idea about soaking him in petrol and setting him a light. The steel bars and door should contain him nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 Lumbering paddy plank Liam Neeson had a hunch about darkies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 27 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lumbering paddy plank Liam Neeson had a hunch about darkies.... He's a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 17 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Lumbering paddy plank Liam Neeson had a hunch about darkies.... Catholic Bishops accused of rape? Bishop Franco Mulakka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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