Cunty BigBollox Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 30 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Decs is of Irish descent so is he really "of Norfolk" .. a man can be born in a stable but is not a horse. I think you're confusing the fact that he has the charisma of an Irish potato, although the webbed hands and feet would have come in handy getting across the irish sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: although the webbed hands and feet would have come in handy getting across the irish sea. The idle cunt uses Easyjet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Its the cunts that call petrol "gas" who should be flailed to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 33 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I think you're confusing the fact that he has the charisma of an Irish potato, although the webbed hands and feet would have come in handy getting across the irish sea. Any thoughts @Panzerknacker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If anybody mentions Billy the Kid, they can consider themselves reported. Page 1 of Flidspack, useless tosser And you call yourself an autist... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Not sure where Tadcaster or Crewe fit in to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're a fan of Alistair Cooke then? I like his tinned meatballs in gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 British Hell`s Angels were innovators long before this current "Yankee love in" phenomenon and keen to mimic their menacing leather clad American cousins. Although culturally they shared little apart from their love of riding and buttplugs they did have something in common, y`all were all wankers to a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 05/02/2019 at 16:20, Tata Steely Dan said: There is a weird variant of the midlife crisis that involves British cunts suddenly getting a rager for American shit. They start listening to boring, whining Americana music like Wilco and the Dixie Chicks and they start collecting obscure makes of Bourbon whiskey; which invariably taste disgusting. They fill their houses with Highway 66 and Elvis-themed tat and start wearing those horrid pinstriped rockabilly shirts. They buy deluxe edition Fender Stratocaster guitars and then bore everybody around them with terrible renditions of the song Wagon Wheel. They go to fucking terrible American car festivals and waddle around speaking faux yank and swigging a 'Bud'. They waste hundreds of pounds going to see bands that all looks and sound exactly the same, and who sing about things these people can't even begin to relate to. And these cunts are all British. We have our own history and culture, and one which is older than 250 years and has a bit going on than mobsters, derivative twangy music, shit booze, ugly cars and poverty cooking that relies on furiously strong flavours to disguise cheap and low quality cuts of meat. These turncoats are utter cunts. This cunt is probably an IT consultant from Harrogate. I see he's traded the wife in for a younger model now that the kids are in uni. Cunt. I note that the camera angle is precisely the same as on Naked Attraction and within arse and crotch sniffing distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 05/02/2019 at 16:59, Decimus said: Dan! You haven't been missed. On the subject of ho'downs, I take umbrage with the term "British". Afterall, isn't this shit more prevalent north of the border? You can't pick and choose when you define yourself as British, you Claymore wielding idiot. This is a purely Scottish phenomenon. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the Ku Klux Klan founded in the most part by descendants of Scottish immigrants? Take your spurs and plastic Winchester rifle replica and shove them up your fucking arse. Howdy Partner! The web-footed wanderer himself appears. How is Norfolk's hardest working public servant? Busy developing a new gritting strategy for Wroxham? Trying to work out how to claim your Greggs trips on expenses? I'm guessing by your overall triggered demeanor that you are counting down the minutes until you can turn up to Casual Friday dressed like this... Only older and fatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Howdy Partner! The web-footed wanderer himself appears. How is Norfolk's hardest working public servant? Busy developing a new gritting strategy for Wroxham? Trying to work out how to claim your Greggs trips on expenses? I'm guessing by your overall triggered demeanor that you are counting down the minutes until you can turn up to Casual Friday dressed like this... Only older and fatter. This is the corollary to one of those mens leisure and underwear catalogues advertised in gay magazines of the 1970s. You have been doing your research! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Crab said: This is the corollary to one of those mens leisure and underwear catalogues advertised in gay magazines of the 1970s. You might be speaking from personal experience, but I have no idea what you homosexuals got up to in the '70s. I've not even seen Rent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 @Earl of Punkape likes to bumdance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: You might be speaking from personal experience, but I have no idea what you homosexuals got up to in the '70s. I've not even seen Rent. Have you heard of rite of passage and I don' t mean the back passage you dirty filthy degenerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 14 hours ago, Decimus said: Abraham Lincoln was descended from good Norfolk stock and he freed all the blacks. We've got a lot to answer for. I remember trying to claim my free Nelson Mandela back in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 14 hours ago, The Bishop said: Not sure where Tadcaster or Crewe fit in to this. The channel Islands should read "Not really British, more french" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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