Neil Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 Her indoors has a cold so asked me to pick up bits from the supermarket,I was astounded at the number of cunts that can't even wait to get to their cars let alone home before sticking their hoover bag shaped arms into their trolleys.Pies,crisps and cakes were the items of choice and in some cases all three.These are the cunts that go home and cry when looking in the mirror and claiming to have the misfortune of 'fat genes'. No lard arse,fat jeans to accommodate your fat cunting thighs,either that or "I'm just big boned".No,its big bones covered in meat and gravy you obese fuckstick. Ocado deliveries for me next time. fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 Well if you will shop at Aldi what do you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 As timely as ever Neil. Last time I went, I witnessed a woman, with three young children at her flabby sides, grab a family sized bag of crisps off the first impulse buy displays and grazed as she filled her trolley, not one fruit or veg in the lot, and of course the sprog had to be descended from the prince of fucking darkness...knocking items off shelves, throwing them in a dodgeball re-enactment, screaming as loudly as they possibly could, and their Moby...errr....mother did fuck all about it except tilt the bag over her head to get every last fucking crumb. I grassed the cunt up to security to make sure she paid for the crisps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 I stood behind some Vauxhall driving, benefit bludging scumbag in the petrol station last night who proceeded to eat the double size chocolate bar whilst paying his fuel bill. In cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 Leave the poor fuckers alone. They've paid their money and you're going to dip the skip round the back, not your trolley. In fact off your trolley sounds about right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 These types generally lean over their trolley, using it as a quasi-Zimmer Frame, to help port their bovine mass (adipose-tissue spilling over trolley sides), around said supermarket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 I once watched a proper lardy bloater at Lords once(he was about 30 stone),he drank a 2 litre bottle of coke whilst demolishing a fullsize pack of cheddar cheese.I felt like applauding the cunt when he finished as it was quite staggering to watch.I hope he's now dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Neil said: I once watched a proper lardy bloater at Lords once(he was about 30 stone),he drank a 2 litre bottle of coke whilst demolishing a fullsize pack of cheddar cheese.I felt like applauding the cunt when he finished as it was quite staggering to watch.I hope he's now dead. What game were you and decs watching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: What game were you and decs watching? Probably one of those "zany" Jap endurance programmes, who can pack on the most pounds in 30 minutes for 20,000 yen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 05/02/2019 at 19:40, Cardinal Sin said: Well if you will shop at Aldi what do you expect? They have some pretty decent fruit and veg at Aldi...er...so a bloke down the pub tells me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 20 hours ago, Neil said: I once watched a proper lardy bloater at Lords once(he was about 30 stone),he drank a 2 litre bottle of coke whilst demolishing a fullsize pack of cheddar cheese.I felt like applauding the cunt when he finished as it was quite staggering to watch.I hope he's now dead. Was this him or you Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 Who's that skinny cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 They had a special on at Sainsbury's earlier. He was collecting the trolleys. Something something MikeD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, nocti said: They had a special on at Sainsbury's earlier. He was collecting the trolleys. Something something MikeD. Did you get to see his name badge? I'd wager "ALBERT" was in bold letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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