Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Had a cunt like that who lived round here. He said he used to run to work and back every day. I asked him the distance and proudly announced "7 kilometers". "Oh, so that's just 4 miles then". His face just fucking dropped. I used to work with a cunt who said that he cycled 10 kilometres a day. I pointed out that, that was 3 miles each way to and from work. He got miffed when I pointed out that there was a tight fisted old cunt who cycled 17 miles each way to and from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 22 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Is @Panzerknacker dead? That would be a shame. Why would he be dead, the Irish aren't savages you know. He's only been kneecapped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 7 hours ago, The Bishop said: Is a person who unreasonably hates horse racing a racist? Yes, but not fur long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, but not furlong. He would be like a slave in that he would have eight chains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 18:38, The Bishop said: I used to work with a cunt who said that he cycled 10 kilometres a day. I pointed out that, that was 3 miles each way to and from work. He got miffed when I pointed out that there was a tight fisted old cunt who cycled 17 miles each way to and from work. Yeah, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Yeah, me Are you 77 years old Tim? The cunt I mentioned was 56 in 1997, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: Are you 77 years old Tim? The cunt I mentioned was 56 in 1997, Stubby is much older than that. He was born from an egg on a mountaintop, funkiest monkey there ever was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby is much older than that. He was born from an egg on a mountaintop, funkiest monkey there ever was... We could stage the Corner's very own Journey to the West starring Stubby as Monkey, Neil as Pigsy (a pig monster consumed by gluttony and lust) and Penn as Sandy (the fishy smelling water monster). Monkey magic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: We could stage the Corner's very own Journey to the West starring Stubby as Monkey, Neil as Pigsy (a pig monster consumed by gluttony and lust) and Penn as Sandy (the fishy smelling water monster). Monkey magic! 'Hello ladies, here cums handsome Pigsy' Roops as Tripitaka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby is much older than that. He was born from an egg on a mountaintop, funkiest monkey there ever was... 54 minutes ago, DrCunt said: We could stage the Corner's very own Journey to the West starring Stubby as Monkey, Neil as Pigsy (a pig monster consumed by gluttony and lust) and Penn as Sandy (the fishy smelling water monster). Monkey magic! The spirit of Pecker is...irrepressible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 57 minutes ago, DrCunt said: We could stage the Corner's very own Journey to the West starring Stubby as Monkey, Neil as Pigsy (a pig monster consumed by gluttony and lust) and Penn as Sandy (the fishy smelling water monster). Monkey magic! Chepstow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, DrCunt said: We could stage the Corner's very own Journey to the West starring Stubby as Monkey, Neil as Pigsy (a pig monster consumed by gluttony and lust) and Penn as Sandy (the fishy smelling water monster). Monkey magic! And you as a real dead body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Chepstow? Severn Tunnel Junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 8 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Severn Tunnel Junction. Severn tunnel opening is analogous to your imaginary cunt lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Severn tunnel opening is analogous to your imaginary cunt lol Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: The spirit of Pecker is...irrepressible Gary Glitter with theatrical glue on sideburns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Severn tunnel opening is analogous to your imaginary cunt lol Do you want me to send you a picture Tim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 29 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Severn tunnel opening is analogous to your imaginary cunt lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 14 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Do you want me to send you a picture Tim? No thanks. I can picture a crusted over crack in the ground such as the San Andreas fault. No movement since the early 90s lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: No thanks. I can picture a crusted over crack in the ground such as the San Andreas fault. No movement since the early 90s lol Have you ever had a close look at those clumps of beech trees in hailey wood? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stubby is much older than that. He was born from an egg on a mountaintop, funkiest monkey there ever was... Egg or Spawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 Yeah, i have seen this epidemic. Running in the roads and on the pedestrian pavement with their poofter pride clobber, farting and fucking sweating like suckling pigs. Extermination is the way forward for these cuntbreeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 06/02/2019 at 11:09, The Bishop said: @Iam Ape wear a shirt that says "Iam". Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Fuck off. You are awful Ape but I like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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