Cap'n Cunt Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 Now that the lovely Princess Meghan has been schooled into the proper way of behaving as a member of our wonderful Royal Family, Buckingham Palace have mysteriously found themselves with a surplus of bananas. Ever-thoughtful Meghan has come up with a top idea, all on her own: 'Let's write messages of affirmation on them, and give them to prostitiutes in Bristol!' So, after diligently instructing some of her humble footmen to write things such as 'You Are Special', 'You Are Brave' and 'You Are Strong' on the bananas, they were distributed to the raddled crack whores of Brislington. Anna Kryskov, who came over from Lithuania last year to study Benefits, was so thrilled with hers that she offered to stick it, unpeeled, up her cunt for five English pounds while we watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 5, 2019 Report Share Posted February 5, 2019 Anna's hands and arms, needle marks not withstanding, were so dainty and graceful in motion, her body language almost pixie like, the banana show was taken to new heights. Give art a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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