Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Hardly likely to succeed. Lure as he may try, DWF has been busy with his new acoustic act. That's not Frank, not enough grease and too many teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Trumpton Bacon said: If you say flashlight one more time, I'm going to make sure Frank has your home address. It's a fucking torch you thick Yank TV watching cretin. No. A torch is a big stick with the end on fire which angry villagers carry when they want to storm the mansion house of a mad doctor whose just made a 7 foot, flat headed cunt with bolts through his neck. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. A torch is a big stick with the end on fire which angry villagers carry when they want to storm the mansion house of a mad doctor whose just made a 7 foot, flat headed cunt with bolts through his neck. Fuckin cheers. Now I've got to sleep with the light on and the wardrobe door open in case there's a Frankenstein hiding in it. Or a Dracklia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuckin cheers. Now I've got to sleep with the light on and the wardrobe door open in case there's a Frankenstein hiding in it. Or a Dracklia. I think you should be more worried about Count Spackula! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuckin cheers. Now I've got to sleep with the light on and the wardrobe door open in case there's a Frankenstein hiding in it. Or a Dracklia. Or a Frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or a Frank I think my ginger cat could handle that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think my ginger cat could handle that one. I should imagine without his wig he looks a dead ringer for Nosferatu. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I think you should be more worried about Count Spackula! Flids use spackulas to flip eggs over. And burgers, if the Flid happens to be @Earl Albert of Ross. Come out to play Albert, there's loads of new spackers for you to mate with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I should imagine without his wig he looks a dead ringer for Nosferatu. If you mean the klaus kinski version, I'm with you there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 6 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: If you say flashlight one more time, I'm going to make sure Frank has your home address. It's a fucking torch you thick Yank TV watching cretin. Flashlight .. the fucking Anglo Saxons and Celts had torches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. A torch is a big stick with the end on fire which angry villagers carry when they want to storm the mansion house of a mad doctor whose just made a 7 foot, flat headed cunt with bolts through his neck. Correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: That's not Frank, not enough grease and too many teeth. I refute your observations. Did you not watch/see the guitarist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I refute your observations. Did you not watch/see the guitarist? Can't say I have, Eav, unless you're referring to the video of Frank trying his hand at groping a few chords and regurgitating his usual worn out shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Can't say I have, Eav, unless you're referring to the video of Frank trying his hand at groping a few chords and regurgitating his usual worn out shit. That's him. When he's not treading the boards, he's strumming the chords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: That's him. When he's not treading the boards, he's strumming the chords. He's also tried beating the skins.....I'll let you decide to go for the cheap laugh. His Girl From Ipanema on the drums was as underwhelming and tedious as his very life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 45 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: He's also tried beating the skins.....I'll let you decide to go for the cheap laugh. His Girl From Ipanema on the drums was as underwhelming and tedious as his very life. I reckon, Fwanky's gone to Hollywood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I reckon, Fwanky's gone to Hollywood. I’m quite frankly fucking amazed you have the audacity to show your face in this thread, given you live in an utterly filthy middle terrace hoarders den full of a load of blown glass shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’m quite frankly fucking amazed you have the audacity to show your face in this thread, given you live in an utterly filthy middle terrace hoarders den full of a load of blown glass shite. FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: FUCK OFF Send us another pic of your shitty collection of jam jars please. It’s fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Send us another pic of your shitty collection of jam jars please. It’s fucking hilarious. I'll tell you what's more hilarious to all and sundry on here: YOU, opening your mouth and making a nerd of yourself with every post, you insignificant little worm. You couldn't even prize the lid from a jam-jar, you dick-head, and my piss is more valuable as a collection than you could only ever dream about... I don't need or neither am I arsed to reveal my tosh to the likes of small-fry idiots like you. You wouldn't know your dick from your elbow let alone the shite that adorns your sparse domain. We are all quite frankly amazed that you even bother to breathe. I don't know what part of FUCK OFF you cannot seem to grasp, but for your own self-worth, don't let me have to tell you again. Nerd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'll tell you what's more hilarious to all and sundry on here: YOU, opening your mouth and making a nerd of yourself with every post, you insignificant little worm. You couldn't even prize the lid from a jam-jar, you dick-head, and my piss is more valuable as a collection than you could only ever dream about... I don't need or neither am I arsed to reveal my tosh to the likes of small-fry idiots like you. You wouldn't know your dick from your elbow let alone the shite that adorns your sparse domain. We are all quite frankly amazed that you even bother to breathe. I don't know what part of FUCK OFF you cannot seem to grasp, but for your own self-worth, don't let me have to tell you again. Nerd. Show us yer jam jars. Go on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Show us yer jam jars. Go on. I don't have none. What I do have however, is a copy of your local rag. Edited February 14, 2019 by 'eavensabove Stickers Lonely Hearts Club Rag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 13/02/2019 at 00:12, Trumpton Bacon said: If you say flashlight one more time, I'm going to make sure Frank has your home address. It's a fucking torch you thick Yank TV watching cretin. It’s probably autocorrected from “flesh light “, which it carries around if it’s gigantic, swinging hairy cock and balls need some relief. Good evening, Oggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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