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There's so many of these! Beautiful to look at, then as soon as they open their gobs it's like nails down a blackboard! (Or in Mel B's case a northern goose being raped by a foghorn).

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I've never had an erection wilt so quickly as the first time I heard Heidi Range from the Sugababes going full Scouse. What a total fucking waste.

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10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've never had an erection wilt so quickly as the first time I heard Heidi Range from the Sugababes going full Scouse. What a total fucking waste.

Claire Sweeney, sexy twinkle in her eye, body sent from heaven, voice of a docker.

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Claire Sweeney, sexy twinkle in her eye, body sent from heaven, voice of a docker.

I'd guess with a vocabulary to match.  

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19 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

I've never had an erection wilt so quickly as the first time I heard Heidi Range from the Sugababes going full Scouse. What a total fucking waste.

Sinead O'Connor....kills erections faster than a diabetic coma.  

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7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Sinead O'Connor....kills erections faster than a diabetic coma.  

I do hope she's been honour-killed.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I do hope she's been honour-killed.

I can't believe I've run out of likes already.  I can't even "iron" anyone.  

@The Beast  Sort out this like problem....please.  

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I can't believe I've run out of likes already.  I can't even "iron" anyone.  

@The Beast  Sort out this like problem....please.  

A few weeks ago, Scotty had the magical power of being able to give 2 likes to the same post. I think he might be some 'Harry Shipman Potter' type.

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

A few weeks ago, Scotty had the magical power of being able to give 2 likes to the same post. I think he might be some 'Harry Shipman Potter' type.

Scotty always seems to have an inside road to make things happen.  It's disturbing at times.  

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33 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Scotty always seems to have an inside road to make things happen.  It's disturbing at times.  

Scotty makes a badger baiter's spade look harmless 

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I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks

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Just now, Neil said:

I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks

How do you get the 10 pound weight you use to lengthen it in their mouth?  

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1 minute ago, Neil said:

I try to get my knob in their gob quickly enough to stifle any of that fucking noise bollocks

You out of chloroform?

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Only if 'Whack' "Get in the van" doesn't work

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21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

How do you get the 10 pound weight you use to lengthen it in their mouth?  

Sounds like you've done a bit of dangling in the past. Wasn't that a Kenneth Williams monologue?

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13 minutes ago, Crab said:

Sounds like you've done a bit of dangling in the past. Wasn't that a Kenneth Williams monologue?

I had to put terms about Punky into simple and easy verbage, I see I must now do the same for your understanding of Neil.  Our Neil is the resident expert in terms of extreme perversion.  One could merely speculate that he enjoys train platforms at 3am in a long overcoat, and the odds would favour you being correct.  Same principle applies to my hypothesis of his stretching fetish.  

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1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I had to put terms about Punky into simple and easy verbage, I see I must now do the same for your understanding of Neil.  Our Neil is the resident expert in terms of extreme perversion.  One could merely speculate that he enjoys train platforms at 3am in a long overcoat, and the odds would favour you being correct.  Same principle applies to my hypothesis of his stretching fetish.  

Indeed, the "Hey Girl" avatar sends shivers down the rectum of any self respecting convent pupil a la Jimmy Savile on a night out at HMP Broadmoor Hospital. 

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4 hours ago, Khiwa said:

There's so many of these! Beautiful to look at, then as soon as they open their gobs it's like nails down a blackboard! (Or in Mel B's case a northern goose being raped by a foghorn).

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Have none of you dopey cunts heard of ear defenders?

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