Penny Farthing Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Claire Sweeney, sexy twinkle in her eye, body sent from heaven, voice of a docker. Boots Muffles wax earplugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I had to put terms about Punky into simple and easy verbage, I see I must now do the same for your understanding of Neil. Our Neil is the resident expert in terms of extreme perversion. One could merely speculate that he enjoys train platforms at 3am in a long overcoat, and the odds would favour you being correct. Same principle applies to my hypothesis of his stretching fetish. Id like to spend time on a train platform in the wee hours with crabbie. Imagine the horror when the early morning commuters discover his freshly strangled corpse on the tracks. They'd probably take a piss on the stupid dead cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 42 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Boots Muffles wax earplugs. Boots also sell an extensive range of female fanny shaving products and a whole host of things to ram up the salty axe wound for blob week. Bear this in mind when continuing your oh so funny persona as a "woman" when in reality you resemble an unshaven and hulking brut with an obvious cock swinging underneath your floral skirt. I've got the vision of a cross between Alice from Popeye and giant haystacks on a particularly sweaty and BO smelling day, sat man spreading at the station as concerned mothers usher their kids to perceived safety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Boots also sell an extensive range of female fanny shaving products and a whole host of things to ram up the salty axe wound for blob week. Bear this in mind when continuing your oh so funny persona as a "woman" when in reality you resemble an unshaven and hulking brut with an obvious cock swinging underneath your floral skirt. I've got the vision of a cross between Alice from Popeye and giant haystacks on a particularly sweaty and BO smelling day, sat man spreading at the station as concerned mothers usher their kids to perceived safety Was that you in the pink dress and football boots in the buffet at Gloucester Station this afternoon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 11 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Was that you in the pink dress and football boots in the buffet at Gloucester Station this afternoon? Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 55 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Brilliant No coming back from a classic Pen witticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: How do you get the 10 pound weight you use to lengthen it in their mouth? Chloroform? Or they're already dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 12, 2019 Report Share Posted February 12, 2019 4 hours ago, The Bishop said: That Paris whatever its full name is. Unsurprisingly, you've misread the nom's title as 'Women you fancy until you hear them spunk'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Chloroform? Or they're already dead. In spite of sounding like an ageing Victorian street urchin-Madge Bishop hybrid, I'd imagine your voice remains your biggest draw, Gyps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: In spite of sounding like an ageing Victorian street urchin-Madge Bishop hybrid, I'd imagine your voice remains your biggest draw, Gyps. Your shift on the oil rig finished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 5 hours ago, The Bishop said: That Paris whatever its full name is. God no! Fake plastic retard, devoid of personality or charm, pumped full of bathroom sealant and painted orange. I personally like a blonde to be curvy and quirky, Helen Lederer, circa 1985. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: God no! Fake plastic retard, devoid of personality or charm, pumped full of bathroom sealant and painted orange. I personally like a blonde to be curvy and quirky, Helen Lederer, circa 1985. And she's a dick eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: No coming back from a classic Pen witticism. Fuckwit, are you still holed up in that derelict train station in Detroit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Cunnilingus! Yeah! Party south of the border and if her thighs have enough adipose tissue going on, it cuts out any sound. Win- win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 Unless you are a bender if she was a fit bird you would giver her one regardless of her accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 'Dook dook dook, dook of oil dook dook'.. small prize to anyone who gets the reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Dook dook dook, dook of oil dook dook'.. small prize to anyone who gets the reference? A slag from the Potteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Bishop said: A slag from the Potteries. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Dook dook dook, dook of oil dook dook'.. small prize to anyone who gets the reference? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bingo! She sounds exactly like the yank bird that my brother bought home in 1968. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bingo! One of my father's pals was one of the Delves-Broughtons and he had an inherited courtesy title "Sir", he came to visit whilst this yank slag was staying and when she heard that he had a title she asked him if he was a dook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Bishop said: She sounds exactly like the yank bird that my brother bought home in 1968. She's a character from 'The Man With Two Brains' Steve Martin plays a brain surgeon who falls in love with a brain in a jar. The woman in the clip is a prossie that he plans to murder and use her body to put the brain in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's a character from 'The Man With Two Brains' Steve Martin plays a brain surgeon who falls in love with a brain in a jar. The woman in the clip is a prossie that he plans to murder and use her body to put the brain in. It fit that yank bird perfectly .. she deffo did not have a brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 13, 2019 Report Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's a character from 'The Man With Two Brains' Steve Martin plays a brain surgeon who falls in love with a brain in a jar. The woman in the clip is a prossie that he plans to murder and use her body to put the brain in. Steve Martin film? So wasn't funny then? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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