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Guest Wizardsleeve
20 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Similar accent to the GIs who where roaring up your back passage in '44

Stubbs, you do realize you're only encouraging another barrage of train topics, don't you?  Just let him go...he'll tuck his bits between his thighs and hopefully venture off into a mincing machine.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wonder how many miles of Tubigrip and gaffer tape have been sacrificed to hold that wrist together over the years.

He's probably got forearms like Popeye the sailor.  

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19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And bollocks like Buster Gonad.

He is not somebody you'd want to shake hands with at first meeting...you know where his hands have been, and he's probably got the grip of a vise.  I won't even go into the callouses.  

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

He is not somebody you'd want to shake hands with at first meeting...you know where his hands have been, and he's probably got the grip of a vise.  I won't even go into the callouses.  

Not to mention the genital warts that have taken root on his hairy palms.

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Guest Ollyboro
On 12/02/2019 at 17:12, Khiwa said:

There's so many of these! Beautiful to look at, then as soon as they open their gobs it's like nails down a blackboard! (Or in Mel B's case a northern goose being raped by a foghorn).

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You've been to Thailand, haven't you?

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On 13/02/2019 at 15:07, Eric Cuntman said:

The Jerk? 

Steve Martin's opening line in the film was;  "I was born a poor black child"

 

On 13/02/2019 at 15:13, camberwell gypsy said:

The only one that was funny was planes, trains and automobiles but only because of John Candy.

 

On 13/02/2019 at 14:56, Crab said:

DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS REASONABLE. What was that one about racial stereotypes? 

Randy Bentwick

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27 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Thank god you’ve found my wife’s driving licence. That photo was a few years ago. She’s let herself go now. Still got her personality though. Fucking ugly cunt. Wish I’d never married her four times

She can suck the chrome off a chopper bikes handle bars with those lips. 

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