Earl of Punkape Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 I'm forever having to correct twats who don't know the difference between plus fours and plus twos.I wear plus twos for golf and shooting.They hang 2 inches over the knee and are also known as breeks. Plus fours are baggier and hang 4 inches over the knee. Plus fours are rarely worn these days and those who do look a bit like Edward VII....Who was a cunt. However most of the cunts who post on here won’t have heard of either garment. Consider yourselves richer now that you have been furnished with such knowledge. For good measure fuck off as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I'm forever having to correct twats who don't know the difference between plus fours and plus twos.I wear plus twos for golf and shooting.They hang 2 inches over the knee and are also known as breeks. Plus fours are baggier and hang 4 inches over the knee. Plus fours are rarely worn these days and those who do look a bit like Edward VII....Who was a cunt. However most of the cunts who post on here won’t have heard of either garment. Consider yourselves richer now that you have been furnished with such knowledge. For good measure fuck off as well. What about the "Plus 3" that hangs out of your Y-Fronts when you see one of your boyfrieds? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Punkape.exe seems to be functioning perfectly. It's a word for word repeat of the last time you posted this dog shit. Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: Punkape.exe seems to be functioning perfectly. It's a word for word repeat of the last time you posted this dog shit. Stupid fucking cunt. I suppose there is only so much playing with oneself one can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 51 minutes ago, The Beast said: I suppose there is only so much playing with oneself one can do. Let's talk to our Perversions & Onanism Correspondent, @Neil for more insight on this latest development... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Punkape.exe seems to be functioning perfectly. It's a word for word repeat of the last time you posted this dog shit. Stupid fucking cunt. The topic needs another airing but with my name to it. I was ejected and from the site in a previous format for technical issues I was completely innocent of.Attempts were to made to erase some of my excellent noms but the administration dept failed to eradicate this one so here it is ! lol. Anyway plus twos are correct dress for the circles I move in.Posters on here should aspire to move up in the world and dress in the correct garments instead of slopping about in tracksuits and loitering in Ann Summers shops... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The topic needs another airing but with my name to it. I was ejected and from the site in a previous format for technical issues I was completely innocent of.Attempts were to made to erase some of my excellent noms but the administration dept failed to eradicate this one so here it is ! lol. Anyway plus twos are correct dress for the circles I move in.Posters on here should aspire to move up in the world and dress in the correct garments instead of slopping about in tracksuits and loitering in Ann Summers shops... lol. Pleb...ending a sentence with a preposition. Your posh school should be burned to the ground and the dirt salted. Ann Summers is your new buzz word style insult, then? Since you're on about dressing in correct garments, you are aware that pound stores also sell men's underwear??? Also..... Fuck right off, poof! @The Beast Punkape ironed you. What do you intend to do about it? Remind him of his place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 The only plus two's you're interested in is the inches that Samual Umbongo stuffs up your 'arris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I'm forever having to correct twats who don't know the difference between plus fours and plus twos.I wear plus twos for golf and shooting.They hang 2 inches over the knee and are also known as breeks. Plus fours are baggier and hang 4 inches over the knee. Plus fours are rarely worn these days and those who do look a bit like Edward VII....Who was a cunt. However most of the cunts who post on here won’t have heard of either garment. Consider yourselves richer now that you have been furnished with such knowledge. For good measure fuck off as well. You stupid fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I was ejected from the site in a previous format for technical issues I was completely innocent of. Was it for sharing an identical IP address with Sidney Cooke's prison cell laptop? I'm sure that it was just a total coincidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: The topic needs another airing but with my name to it. I was ejected and from the site in a previous format for technical issues I was completely innocent of.Attempts were to made to erase some of my excellent noms but the administration dept failed to eradicate this one so here it is ! lol. Anyway plus twos are correct dress for the circles I move in.Posters on here should aspire to move up in the world and dress in the correct garments instead of slopping about in tracksuits and loitering in Ann Summers shops... lol. Do you have any advice for suitable apparel for butterfly collecting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: Do you have any advice for suitable apparel for butterfly collecting? I'm no fashion guru, but a noose would look quite fetching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm no fashion guru, but a noose would look quite fetching. I don't think that Stubby would like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 Whatever clothing old Pukeape wears, there’ll be a common feature: Fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Whatever clothing old Pukeape wears, there’ll be a common feature: Fucking poof. They're big eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Whatever clothing old Pukeape wears, there’ll be a common feature: Fucking poof. This is an excellent strategy to rid the site of the Punkape bot, Ape. He'll be masturbating so frequently after seeing this that he'll dehydrate himself. The police will smash in his door (front door for a change) in three weeks time and find a dessicated husk in front of this image on his 10 year old desktop computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 45 minutes ago, DrCunt said: This is an excellent strategy to rid the site of the Punkape bot, Ape. He'll be masturbating so frequently after seeing this that he'll dehydrate himself. The police will smash in his door (front door a change) in three weeks time and find a dessicated husk in front of this image on his 10 year old desktop computer. You seem to forget that while he’s frantically wanking, he’s being injected from behind with fluids, by Mtembe. He can avoid dehydration for months using this method, just as if he were wearing a Fremen stillsuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 14 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You seem to forget that while he’s frantically wanking, he’s being injected from behind with fluids, by Mtembe. He can avoid dehydration for months using this method, just as if he were wearing a Fremen stillsuit. Someone needs to sew his arsehole up to inhibit this survival strategy. Volunteers take one step forward... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Someone needs to sew his arsehole up to inhibit this survival strategy. Volunteers take one step forward... More bollocks from the “living with AIDS” awareness posse... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: More bollocks from the “living with AIDS” awareness posse... lol. There is some very bad publicity for ex public schoolboys at Exeter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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