Gino D'Acampo

[nocti]

I was quite surprised to see the only mentions of this farfalle-quaffing cunt buried deep in the archives. Having basically made a career out of adding "Italian twists to ordinary dishes" by chucking in a tin of chopped tomatoes and pinch of fucking basil, this smug cunt is apparently ridiculed by his country-folk. An Italian acquaintance mentioned that he is an incredibly over-the-top caricature, making the Mario Bros look like simple espresso-sipping olive pressers, and has the native culinary knowledge of a scouse student.

Another complaint from the aforementioned wop was that he did nothing but stare at Holly Willoughby's tits all the time, but that's actually the only good thing I can come up with about the wanker; except perhaps for the comfort that he will at least inevitably die one day.

Adding to his already overflowing bellendery is the fact that he once burgled Paul Young's house, stealing loads of his guitars and commemorative discs, and you have here quite a short-arsed olive-oily utter fucking cunt.

[Penny Farthing]

Up until this point in time I had never heard of this cunt .. once heard of I doubt that he can be unheard of and for that I hate you.

[Jiggerycock]

7 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

Up until this point in time I had never heard of this cunt .. once heard of I doubt that he can be unheard of and for that I hate you.

Who, Gino Di Campo or Paul Young?

Either way, every time they go away, they take a piece of meat with them

[Guest Crab]

1 hour ago, nocti said:

I was quite surprised to see the only mentions of this farfalle-quaffing cunt buried deep in the archives. Having basically made a career out of adding "Italian twists to ordinary dishes" by chucking in a tin of chopped tomatoes and pinch of fucking basil, this smug cunt is apparently ridiculed by his country-folk. An Italian acquaintance mentioned that he is an incredibly over-the-top caricature, making the Mario Bros look like simple espresso-sipping olive pressers, and has the native culinary knowledge of a scouse student.

Another complaint from the aforementioned wop was that he did nothing but stare at Holly Willoughby's tits all the time, but that's actually the only good thing I can come up with about the wanker; except perhaps for the comfort that he will at least inevitably die one day.

Adding to his already overflowing bellendery is the fact that he once burgled Paul Young's house, stealing loads of his guitars and commemorative discs, and you have here quite a short-arsed olive-oily utter fucking cunt.

You sound like a follower who has had their bubble burst. 

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Crab said:

You sound like a follower who has had their bubble burst. 

He's not a bubble, he's a wop.

[Guest Crab]

The fact is this man has done more for the humble spag bog than Rick Stein for the entire town of Padstow (which he has bought) this man has straddled the Italian coastline oozing sex appeal (eh?) poor fashion sense, a cringeworthy fake Italian accent (Mamma Mia) and a totally false persona that would make the late cookery charlatan Carluccio turn in his grave basted with a basil and olive oil dressing. There are three great cuisines in the world, French, Indian and Chinese. Italian is not one of them. It is just food. And Gino is a nob. 

[nocti]

34 minutes ago, Crab said:

You sound like a follower who has had their bubble burst. 

Are you accusing me of shitting myself?

[Guest Crab]

16 minutes ago, nocti said:

Are you accusing me of shitting myself?

Yes. And weeing your knickers. 

[and]

4 hours ago, Crab said:

There are three great cuisines in the world, French, Indian and Chinese.

Globalist cunt!

 

[Guest Crab]

Just now, cooze said:

Globalist cunt!

 

And you need two arseholes to digest them. 🌋

[camberwell gypsy]

5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Who, Gino Di Campo or Paul Young?

Either way, every time they go away, they take a piece of meat with them

I'd tell you to Come back and stay but I won't 

[Guest Crab]

Okay. I'll say it. Here goes. Is Gino gay? 

[and]

5 hours ago, Crab said:

There are three great cuisines in the world, French, Indian and Chinese

The French eat frogs and snails, the Chinese eat dogs, the Indians killed General Custer!

Fuck off.

[Guest Crab]

12 minutes ago, cooze said:

The French eat frogs and snails, the Chinese eat dogs, the Indians killed General Custer!

Fuck off.

Are you the fat cunt at the table next to me? 

[nocti]

2 hours ago, Crab said:

Is Gino gay? 

As a scented candle.

[Penny Farthing]

One of my distant relatives was the explorer Mungo Park .. the general consesus within the family is that he was dispatched for the pot.

[Eric Cuntman]

Looking past the eyetie caricature shite, from what I've seen, his food does look good. Substantial and something you can dig into, in contrast to effete cunts like Ramsay, who slap a raw lamb chop on a plate, balance a leaf on it and wipe a blob of purple gunk across the plate. Keith Floyd had Ramsay and Pierre-White sussed. He said;

"they're cooks, the fact that they aggressively insist on being called Chef, makes them, at best, pretentious, at worst, a pair of cunts"

RIP Keith. The only decent telly cook.

[Mrs Roops]

3 hours ago, Crab said:

Okay. I'll say it. Here goes. Is Gino gay? 

No

[Eric Cuntman]

4 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

One of my distant relatives was the explorer Mungo Park .. the general consesus within the family is that he was dispatched for the pot.

My dad was Chester Copperpot.

[Penny Farthing]

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

My dad was Chester Copperpot.

Not Copperknob?

[Guest Crab]

22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Looking past the eyetie caricature shite, from what I've seen, his food does look good. Substantial and something you can dig into, in contrast to effete cunts like Ramsay, who slap a raw lamb chop on a plate, balance a leaf on it and wipe a blob of purple gunk across the plate. Keith Floyd had Ramsay and Pierre-White sussed. He said;

"they're cooks, the fact that they aggressively insist on being called Chef, makes them, at best, pretentious, at worst, a pair of cunts"

RIP Keith. The only decent telly cook.

Keith - the only onw I found recipes actually work. 

[Guest Crab]

23 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

No

I just needed that to be confirmed. Now I can strike him from my list. 

[nocti]

18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Looking past the eyetie caricature shite, from what I've seen, his food does look good. Substantial and something you can dig into, in contrast to effete cunts like Ramsay, who slap a raw lamb chop on a plate, balance a leaf on it and wipe a blob of purple gunk across the plate. Keith Floyd had Ramsay and Pierre-White sussed. He said;

"they're cooks, the fact that they aggressively insist on being called Chef, makes them, at best, pretentious, at worst, a pair of cunts"

RIP Keith. The only decent telly cook.

Keith was fucking great. At least he was likeable, unlike this fucking vespa-riding, mamma mia mong.

Don't get me started on Ramsay. A bit of ragu on a lettuce leaf is not a meal, especially when cooked by a shouty Worzel Gummidge looking cunt with more lines on his head than Daniella Westbrook's coffee table.

[Guest Crab]

3 minutes ago, nocti said:

Keith was fucking great. At least he was likeable, unlike this fucking vespa-riding, mamma mia mong.

Don't get me started on Ramsay. A bit of ragu on a lettuce leaf is not a meal, especially when cooked by a shouty Worzel Gummidge looking cunt with more lines on his head than Daniella Westbrook's coffee table.

At the end of a very long day in the kitchen I think it's all shite telly and an excuse to cavort and masquerade usually as part of a travelogue. The most intrinsically interesting because of themselves and because of the format I personally found were THE TWO FAT LADIES. As with Keith they had great recipes that really worked. 

[Guest Crab]

33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Looking past the eyetie caricature shite, from what I've seen, his food does look good. Substantial and something you can dig into, in contrast to effete cunts like Ramsay, who slap a raw lamb chop on a plate, balance a leaf on it and wipe a blob of purple gunk across the plate. Keith Floyd had Ramsay and Pierre-White sussed. He said;

"they're cooks, the fact that they aggressively insist on being called Chef, makes them, at best, pretentious, at worst, a pair of cunts"

RIP Keith. The only decent telly cook.

Two Fat Ladies. 88 I don't mean.