Eric Cuntman Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Crab said: Two Fat Ladies. 88 I don't mean. I remember them, Clarissa Dickson Wright, and the one with the swivelling eyes who looked like a psychopath. Nice motorcycle Combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember them, Clarissa Dickson Wright, and the one with the swivelling eyes who looked like a psychopath. Nice motorcycle Combo. You are a bit harsh. Jennifer Paterson the Catholic one with all the saints days. The DVDs still available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I remember them, Clarissa Dickson Wright, and the one with the swivelling eyes who looked like a psychopath. Nice motorcycle Combo. I met Clarissa and Johnny Scott just before the fox hunting ban was enacted and they were good enough to give me a copy of their book, The Game Cookbook. She was a game old bird. Johnny Scott just wrote "Bollocks to Blair" in it and signed his name. I had quite a good conversation with Clarissa about cooking and eating squirrels. She was arguing with me that they don't taste nutty for about three minutes before she twigged that I was taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I had quite a good conversation with Clarissa about cooking and eating squirrels. She was arguing with me that they don't taste nutty for about three minutes before she twigged that I was taking the piss. As we used to joke in primary school: Q. What's got a hazelnut in every bite? A. Squirrel shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Wasn't he an Italian actor in something called 'Last of the summer vino?.....or was that Gino D'Compo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 On 15/02/2019 at 20:34, The Bishop said: One of my distant relatives was the explorer Mungo Park .. the general consesus within the family is that he was dispatched for the pot. If it was Royal Mail who was doing the dispatching he will still be in the post not the pot. Anyway you cunt is it Meccano or Lego? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trev 616 Posted November 3, 2021 Report Share Posted November 3, 2021 On 15/02/2019 at 11:42, Jiggerycock said: Who, Gino Di Campo or Paul Young? Either way, every time they go away, they take a piece of meat with them What about holly willoughby and Philip Schofield? They have earned themselves top spots, but I'm happy to see that cunt, Gino, in cunts corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 22 hours ago, Trev 616 said: What about holly willoughby and Philip Schofield? They have earned themselves top spots, but I'm happy to see that cunt, Gino, in cunts corner. Don't take this the wrong way, Trev, but fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Yeah. Fuck off Trevor you skinny fucking alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 Well that went well…poor cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Don't take this the wrong way, Trev, but fuck off. An appalling first post so it theory, the silly cunt can only get better. @Trev 616start making us laugh or fuck off out of it. We've already got enough retards here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: An appalling first post so it theory, the silly cunt can only get better. @Trev 616start making us laugh or fuck off out of it. We've already got enough retards here. Takes one to know one. LOL LOL LOL - You're just jumping on the Dickless bandwagon because that Citizen Smith wannabe thinks he's one of the best on here. Welcome to the Corner Trev, you fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 23 hours ago, Trev 616 said: What about holly willoughby and Philip Schofield? They have earned themselves top spots, but I'm happy to see that cunt, Gino, in cunts corner. Holly Willoughby is just some simpering faced talent vacuum and Schofield is a plastic pansy who probably faked his "coming out" because, as somebody wiser than me pointed out, his contract was gonna be torn up so come out and they wouldn't dare sack you. I honestly don't know who carries who in that partnership, but it represents the fucking dullness of TV nowadays. Bill Grundy was a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Schofield is a plastic pansy who probably faked his "coming out" He spilled the beans (along with his man yoghurt all over the nearest male intern's buttocks) because he was about to be outed by his long-term younger boyfriend and wanted to put as positive a spin on the subject as possible. But you're correct about his heemasex tendencies render him above sanction as far as the bbc are concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Holly Willoughby is just some simpering faced talent vacuum and Schofield is a plastic pansy who probably faked his "coming out" because, as somebody wiser than me pointed out, his contract was gonna be torn up so come out and they wouldn't dare sack you. I honestly don't know who carries who in that partnership, but it represents the fucking dullness of TV nowadays. Bill Grundy was a cunt That would be me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That would be me. Nobody likes a smartarse, Eric. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That would be me. Yeah, sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You're just jumping on the Dickless bandwagon because that Citizen Smith wannabe thinks he's one of the best on here. Citizen fucking Smith?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 On 03/11/2021 at 16:20, Trev 616 said: What about holly willoughby and Philip Schofield? They have earned themselves top spots, but I'm happy to see that cunt, Gino, in cunts corner. Windows Error Code 616 - "An asynchronous request is pending. Re-boot required". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 31 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Yeah, sure. I was pointing out that it was me who said that Schofield only came up with this bollocks to protect his job. No need to get all fucking defensive. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Citizen fucking Smith?! Wolfie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wolfie? I don't know whose posts he's been reading if he thinks I'm a socialist, I'm on the record as being enamoured with the man who amended clause 4. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Decimus said: I don't know whose posts he's been reading if he thinks I'm a socialist, I'm on the record as being enamoured with the man who amended clause 4. Bender. Enamoured with a man!! Edited November 4, 2021 by Cunty BigBollox Punkape Mk II 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was pointing out that it was me who said that Schofield only came up with this bollocks to protect his job. No need to get all fucking defensive. I was joking, Eric. Fuck me, who nicked the jam out of your doughnut, Turkish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2021 Report Share Posted November 4, 2021 5 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Takes one to know one. LOL LOL LOL - You're just jumping on the Dickless bandwagon because that Citizen Smith wannabe thinks he's one of the best on here. Welcome to the Corner Trev, you fucking moron. Fucking Christ drew, you must have had one hell of a bender on drewsday to still be acting a right cunt on a Thursday. I’m guessing it wasn’t the usual dozen tins of kestrel super and a bottle of co op vodka this time, perhaps meths and coke lol lol lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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