Penny Farthing Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 I see that he has just died. He was victim of a cunts trick whilst he was Deputy Chief Constable of Greater Manchester. An honourable man who deservingly rose through the ranks but had the misfortune to be subordinate to God's Policeman James Anderton. Stalker did write a book about the circumstances around his removal .. a very boring book but all the same very enlightening about Alderton's reign and the dirty tricks played during the troubles in Northern Ireland. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 15, 2019 Report Share Posted February 15, 2019 So your premise is that he was an honorable man and therefore you'll nominate him as a cunt. Jesus fucking Christ you're outstandingly thick. I know that we all think of and post ever more inventive ways for each other to die on this site, in jest, but I genuinely do hope you die soon. It doesn't have to be painful in any way, I just want it to happen as soon as possible. Painful would just be a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop said: I see that he has just died. He was victim of a cunts trick whilst he was Deputy Chief Constable of Greater Manchester. An honourable man who deservingly rose through the ranks but had the misfortune to be subordinate to God's Policeman James Anderton. Stalker did write a book about the circumstances around his removal .. a very boring book but all the same very enlightening about Alderton's reign and the dirty tricks played during the troubles in Northern Ireland. He also did an advert for something, I think it was car tyres. He was a cunt by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 47 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: He also did an advert for something, I think it was car tyres. He was a cunt by the way. Stalker had quite an extensive TV career but the tyre advertising cunt was Sir Robert Mark, ex Commissioner of the Met Police. No doubt, when the present incumbent retires we will see her advertising strap ons on late night Channel 4. How times change eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 4 hours ago, DrCunt said: So your premise is that he was an honorable man and therefore you'll nominate him as a cunt. Jesus fucking Christ you're outstandingly thick. I know that we all think of and post ever more inventive ways for each other to die on this site, in jest, but I genuinely do hope you die soon. It doesn't have to be painful in any way, I just want it to happen as soon as possible. Painful would just be a bonus. He was a rozzer and by default, a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: He also did an advert for something, I think it was car tyres. He was a cunt by the way. Sun awnings, it was. Made your patio look like a provincial Halal Butchers shop, but handy to shield your children from Uncle Jimmy next door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 I wake up with one of these most mornings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I wake up with one of these most mornings You do know Priapism can lead to necrosis of the penis and emergency amputation, don’t you Neil? Then where would you be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said: You do know Priapism can lead to necrosis of the penis and emergency amputation, don’t you Neil? Then where would you be? Hands free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Well, I am going to take the opportunity to call you a wanker now before it happens. No offence intended, Neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: No doubt, when the present incumbent retires we will see her advertising strap ons on late night Channel 4. I understand that she will be advertising Persian rugs Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 18, 2019 Report Share Posted February 18, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 11:37, The Bishop said: I understand that she will be advertising Persian rugs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 11:18, Cunty BigBollox said: Well, I am going to take the opportunity to call you a wanker now before it happens. No offence intended, Neil. How dare you. He's not a wanker. Tosser yes, but wanker no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 On 16/02/2019 at 08:34, Last Cunt Standing said: Sun awnings, it was. Made your patio look like a provincial Halal Butchers shop, but handy to shield your children from Uncle Jimmy next door. Didn't advertise garage doors as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Didn't advertise garage doors as well? I think that was that "look at me ladies", Tommy Walsh cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think that was that "look at me ladies", Tommy Walsh cunt. Ol' Walshy looked a right dodgy cunt didn't he? "Dripping tap?" Sharp intake of breath "Oooh the boiler will have to come aaht and replaced, new piping for the whole graaand floor, the back wall of the kitchen will have to come daaahn and replaced, new tiles, new boiler, new roof, new kitchen units, that'll sort the leak aaaht. How much?" Sharp intake of breath "Aaa rich do ya feel? Thir'y graand should do it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Ol' Walshy looked a right dodgy cunt didn't he? "Dripping tap?" Sharp intake of breath "Oooh the boiler will have to come aaht and replaced, new piping for the whole graaand floor, the back wall of the kitchen will have to come daaahn and replaced, new tiles, new boiler, new roof, new kitchen units, that'll sort the leak aaaht. How much?" Sharp intake of breath "Aaa rich do ya feel? Thir'y graand should do it." He's like a bricklaying version of Paul Hollywood. The type of man who genuinely believes that his on-screen appearances result directly in every middle aged female viewer's cunt being transformed into a bag of slugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 You seriously need to raise your standards Eric, if a wet fanny reminds you of a bag of slugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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