BREXIT Part XI

[Guest Crab]

18 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

I was a child at the time but yeah i'm aware of it. I'm sure people think Britain is going to go back to some post world war condition, despite the UK being economically in the best condition since what, the last 70 years or something? Of course if i'm wrong feel free to correct me.

Fucking apply for a job at Honda in Swindon dickhead. 

[Guest Crab]

On 16/02/2019 at 02:29, Monumental cunt said:

Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

£21 billion rat moves to South of France. OK BASKETCASE BREXIT BONKERS BAD BOY? Fuck off with him. 

[Guest Crab]

19 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Why, is Britain going to suddenly become some radioactive wasteland where people need to use a gas mask to go to the local shop?

That word "crisp" - what flavour? Cheese and onion fart flavour? 

[Guest Crab]

On 16/02/2019 at 15:28, EreptileDysfunction said:

I thought you were moving to Thailand or Vietnam so whats it matter to you anyway? When is this dystopian 28 days later like apocalypse supposed to be happening then? Wasn't it supposed to be the day after the referendum back in june 2016?

Brexit Necrotizing Fasciitis - get thee to a lepers colony. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

49 minutes ago, Crab said:

Fucking apply for a job at Honda in Swindon dickhead. 

Hondas are shit anyway, you can shove them up your fucked arsehole. Honda=overrated jap shit. 

[Guest Crab]

1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Hondas are shit anyway, you can shove them up your fucked arsehole. Honda=overrated jap shit. 

Fucking bonehead. I remember a time when we had such shit British cars people begged to buy foreign and Japanese. This is the start of the loss of ALL car making within next five years. You just can't admit it. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

24 minutes ago, Crab said:

Fucking bonehead. I remember a time when we had such shit British cars people begged to buy foreign and Japanese. This is the start of the loss of ALL car making within next five years. You just can't admit it. 

Ah yes i'm sure everyone in Britain was clamouring for a fucking Datsun over an E-type Jag back in the day. I had the  same argument on here last year with another limp wristed, EU loving, British self loathing faggot called @sean5302 who was trying to claim the new TVR didn't exist and they don't have a factory in south wales, then the usual ancient bollocks stereotypes about british car manufacturers from the British Leyland era.

[Guest Crab]

11 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Ah yes i'm sure everyone in Britain was clamouring for a fucking Datsun over an E-type jag back in the day. I had the  same argument on here last year with another limp wristed, EU loving faggot called @sean5302 who was trying to claim the new TVR didn't exist and they don't have a factory in south wales, then the usual ancient bollocks stereotypes about british car manufacturers.

Yeah they'll be able to get to the food banks in their TVRs

 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

Just now, Crab said:

Yeah they'll be able to get to the food banks in their TVRs

 

I didn't know people who can afford £100'000 cars go to food banks dickhead 👏

[Guest Crab]

2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

I didn't know people who can afford £100'000 cars go to food banks dickhead 👏

So climb on a TVR gear stick and twist baby as you see 3000 unemployed Swindonites shuffle past to the local food bank with their shoppers. Happy? Course you are because you're a selfish prick. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

1 minute ago, Crab said:

So climb on a TVR gear stick and twist baby as you see 3000 unemployed Swindonites shuffle past to the local food bank with their shoppers. Happy? Course you are because you're a selfish prick. 

You literally don't have a counter argument for anything i say, all you have is ancient stereotypes and made up bollocks about food banks.

[Guest Crab]

11 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

You literally don't have a counter argument for anything i say, all you have is ancient stereotypes and made up bollocks about food banks.

The only counterargument you have is feel the girth of my car alternative to Honda. Fool. It is not about that. Where there was a car factory in Swindon is going to be a hole in the ground. Soon it will be Toyota. Then Jaguar Landrover So fuck off and your TVR bragging bollocks. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

3 minutes ago, Crab said:

The only counterargument you have is feel the girth of my car alternative to Honda. Fool. It is not about that. Where there was a car factory in Swindon is going to be a hole in the ground. Soon it will be Toyota. Then Jaguar Landrover So fuck off and your TVR bragging bollocks. 

 

[Guest judgetwi]

On 17/02/2019 at 07:17, Last Cunt Standing said:

 

At the risk of repeat bollocks, how come you lot are still so very angry, when you won your little vote? Is anger just your default setting? 

I can’t speak for anybody else but I hope I can explain my anger. I have hated the EU all my life..... a corrupt little club of globalist capitalists dedicated to making the rich richer and turning the rest of us into docile little worker ants grateful for the crumbs that fall off their table,

June 23rd 2016 was the first time in my life that I cast a winning vote and now they are taking it away from me.

That’s it.

PS.   “little vote” you call It. It may be a “little vote” to you but some of us have a different opinion.

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 minute ago, judgetwi said:

I can’t speak for anybody else but I hope I can explain my anger. I have hated the EU all my life..... a corrupt little club of globalist capitalists dedicated to making the rich richer and turning the rest of us into docile little worker ants grateful for the crumbs that fall off their table,

June 23rd 2016 was the first time in my life that I cast a winning vote and now they are taking it away from me.

That’s it.

PS.   “little vote” you call It. It may be a “little vote” to you but some of us have a different opinion.

I respectfully disagree but you knew that. Congratulations for answering a question honestly, though. There’s not enough of that about. 

If you think global capital was unkind to the working class before, wait till they punish the working classes for daring to rebel. It will hurt, even more than the last 30 years. 

[Guest judgetwi]

16 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I respectfully disagree but you knew that. Congratulations for answering a question honestly, though. There’s not enough of that about. 

If you think global capital was unkind to the working class before, wait till they punish the working classes for daring to rebel. It will hurt, even more than the last 30 years. 

Well, i’m supposed to be grateful for your respect but let me tell you this....,

If you think that people like me can be called thick, racist, knuckle draggers, little Englanders, dimmos and general arseholes , day after day, by rich cunts, their political bumboys and their sleb whores and we are going to forget about it and accept our vote being stolen from us you are dreaming.

You have no idea about the anger that is out there. Best to fuck off to your sun drenched paradise in my opinion. Let’s hope the locals are happy about the whiteman looking down on them and treating them like shit.

[Last Cunt Standing]

21 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Well, i’m supposed to be grateful for your respect but let me tell you this....,

If you think that people like me can be called thick, racist, knuckle draggers, little Englanders, dimmos and general arseholes , day after day, by rich cunts, their political bumboys and their sleb whores and we are going to forget about it and accept our vote being stolen from us you are dreaming.

You have no idea about the anger that is out there. Best to fuck off to your sun drenched paradise in my opinion. Let’s hope the locals are happy about the whiteman looking down on them and treating them like shit.

Well fair enough, I don’t dispute the working class have been very poorly treated for 30 odd years. I spent my career helping them and know their anger well. The tragedy is they have voted themselves from serfdom to penury, and won’t realise until it’s too late that they can neither live in a red bus nor eat a blue passport. They’ve been played, and are so blinded by an understandable desire to be heard and not thought thick, that they cling to some very questionable types like Rees Mogg and Johnson who in truth wouldn’t piss on the working class if they were on fire. 

They thought they had nothing to lose. I guess we will see. 

[Penny Farthing]

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well fair enough, I don’t dispute the working class have been very poorly treated for 30 odd years.

So you are a tatooist.

[Last Cunt Standing]

5 minutes ago, The Bishop said:

So you are a tatooist.

See that’s the trouble with drinking Turps, it really dulls your cognitive function. 

Try a Paraquat chaser. 

[Guest judgetwi]

21 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well fair enough, I don’t dispute the working class have been very poorly treated for 30 odd years. I spent my career helping them and know their anger well. The tragedy is they have voted themselves from serfdom to penury, and won’t realise until it’s too late that they can neither live in a red bus nor eat a blue passport. They’ve been played, and are so blinded by an understandable desire to be heard and not thought thick, that they cling to some very questionable types like Rees Mogg and Johnson who in truth wouldn’t piss on the working class if they were on fire. 

They thought they had nothing to lose. I guess we will see. 

You do yourself, or your argument, no favours with the bus wanker shite. It’s been done to death.

As for Gove and Johnson they did the job at the time but they are now a fucking liabilty. I look on them as “the hand of God”....... they won the game but, like Diego, they are cheating cunts. Politics is a dirty business.....,sorry about that.

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Crab said:

So climb on a TVR gear stick and twist baby as you see 3000 unemployed Swindonites shuffle past to the local food bank with their shoppers. Happy? Course you are because you're a selfish prick. 

I drove down to the food bank last week and they had no caviar or fucking truffles left. What a cunt of a day that was.

[Last Cunt Standing]

2 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Gove and Johnson they did the job at the time but they are now a fucking liabilty. I look on them as “the hand of God”....... they won the game but, like Diego, they are cheating cunts. Politics is a dirty business.....,sorry about that.

And just like Diego, they mesmerised some clueless Englishmen with some party tricks, while simultaneously plotting a lucrative move abroad once the final whistle blew. The parallels are astonishing, aren’t they?

You don’t need to be sorry you won. There will be time for that later.

[Last Cunt Standing]

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I drove down to the food bank last week and they had no caviar or fucking truffles left. What a cunt of a day that was.

The one in Chipping Norton has a side of Bacon nobody seems to want. 

[King Billy]

Just heard Theresa May and Chukka Umunna had a secret meeting tonight. Downing Street has denied that Black Rod was seen to pop out during their trade talks.

[King Billy]

4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The one in Chipping Norton has a side of Bacon nobody seems to want. 

Gammon’s the way forward now mate