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Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

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6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

Pineapple or Egg with your Gammon, MC?

You and your boneheaded ilk are driving us over a cliff while whistling the Dambusters March. The rest of the World is fast losing interest. A fortnight of empty supermarkets and even Rees-Mogg will be hauled onto Radio 4 pleading for calm. I don’t remember plans to stockpile body bags on the side of your fucking red bus. These mythical German car manufacturers really are taking their time riding to our rescue, aren’t they? Presumably riding to Belgium on unicorns, you soft cunt. 

Collective insanity and delusions of grandeur will lead to self harm. Do what you like, most of us are just fucking sick of it. But by God you’ll own the aftermath or join the exodus. 

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6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

I see your temporary exile hasn’t made you any less of a thick, loud mouthed, racist fucking idiot. A brief scan of your latest contributions to the site reveal the usual references to “muzzies”, “browns”, “noirs” etc. What a vile piece of shit you are.

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46 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Pineapple or Egg with your Gammon, MC?

You and your boneheaded ilk are driving us over a cliff while whistling the Dambusters March. The rest of the World is fast losing interest. A fortnight of empty supermarkets and even Rees-Mogg will be hauled onto Radio 4 pleading for calm. I don’t remember plans to stockpile body bags on the side of your fucking red bus. These mythical German car manufacturers really are taking their time riding to our rescue, aren’t they? Presumably riding to Belgium on unicorns, you soft cunt. 

Collective insanity and delusions of grandeur will lead to self harm. Do what you like, most of us are just fucking sick of it. But by God you’ll own the aftermath or join the exodus. 

What’s it got to do with you cuntchops? You ran away to some sun filled country or have you forgotten about that particular pile of bullshit? That’s the trouble when you are an internet liar and braggart, you lose track of which crock of shit you served up to whom.

We have enough corrupt politicians, and their brown tongued sleb pals, telling us how thick we are and we don’t understand anything, we don’t need any foreign cunts chiming in.

By the way, do they have voting in that sunny idyll you live in? If they do why don’t you tell them not to bother and. just leave everything to  clever cunts like you 

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6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Pineapple or Egg with your Gammon, MC?

You and your boneheaded ilk are driving us over a cliff while whistling the Dambusters March. The rest of the World is fast losing interest. A fortnight of empty supermarkets and even Rees-Mogg will be hauled onto Radio 4 pleading for calm. I don’t remember plans to stockpile body bags on the side of your fucking red bus. These mythical German car manufacturers really are taking their time riding to our rescue, aren’t they? Presumably riding to Belgium on unicorns, you soft cunt. 

Collective insanity and delusions of grandeur will lead to self harm. Do what you like, most of us are just fucking sick of it. But by God you’ll own the aftermath or join the exodus. 

I thought you were moving to Thailand or Vietnam so whats it matter to you anyway? When is this dystopian 28 days later like apocalypse supposed to be happening then? Wasn't it supposed to be the day after the referendum back in june 2016?

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2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

I thought you were moving to Thailand or Vietnam so whats it matter to you anyway? When is this dystopian 28 days later like apocalypse supposed to be happening then? Wasn't it supposed to be the day after the referendum back in june 2016?

Fucking hell! Are we due another apocalypse? I've only just recovered from the world ending on Dec 31st 1999. 

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Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Fucking hell! Are we due another apocalypse? I've only just recovered from the world ending on Dec 31st 1999. 

Apparently a perfectly good tin of spam in a supermarket was almost destroyed in 1999 due to the Y2k scare! Insanity i tell you! 

You're also forgetting the bullshit mayan calendar which said the world was going to end in may 2011, then 2012 etc. Zzzz

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8 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Apparently a perfectly good tin of spam in a supermarket was almost destroyed in 1999 due to the Y2k scare! Insanity i tell you! 

You're also forgetting the bullshit mayan calendar which said the world was going to end in may 2011, then 2012 etc. Zzzz

I hadn't forgotten, I was just trying to avoid listing it alongside the prediction that it was all going tits up in 2007, as put forward by those who come up with interpretations of the gibberish spewed out by Nostradicksplash.

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13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

And then the ghost of Nelson will rise up and smite the whole bally lot of 'em, whilst angels sing 'Land of Hope and Glory'.

Deluded fucking idiot.

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I'm sick to the back teeth of the whole fucking shooting match.

Lordly Remainers giving it the big one about how fucking brilliant Tusk is and how shit we are, failing to appreciate that they've done Jack Scheidt for 40 years whilst their 'project' rumbled on growing from The Common Market (a good thing) to a supra-national state (a bad thing) with an unelected cabal calling the shots

Brick-thick Leavers wanking themselves senseless at the thought of an Aryan super state, just as soon as we send home,well, everyone with a suntan, failing to have read the smallprint about welcoming everyone with any talent from anywhere in the world.

May lying her arse off.

Corbyn being as much use as tits on a fish.

Johnson plotting moves lke Boris Spassky and the political class revealing themselves as the venal, in it for themselves baboons they always have been, all presided over by Laura Kuensberg and her spam parallelogram gob, telling us all how it's going to be.

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42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I hadn't forgotten, I was just trying to avoid listing it alongside the prediction that it was all going tits up in 2007, as put forward by those who come up with interpretations of the gibberish spewed out by Nostradicksplash.

Haven't they been saying for years there's some massive comet/meteor that's going to collide with earth too(forgotten the name of it)? It's usually hysterical american dickheads who spout this bollocks and get worked up about it.

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8 hours ago, judgetwi said:

What’s it got to do with you cuntchops? You ran away to some sun filled country or have you forgotten about that particular pile of bullshit? That’s the trouble when you are an internet liar and braggart, you lose track of which crock of shit you served up to whom.

We have enough corrupt politicians, and their brown tongued sleb pals, telling us how thick we are and we don’t understand anything, we don’t need any foreign cunts chiming in.

By the way, do they have voting in that sunny idyll you live in? If they do why don’t you tell them not to bother and. just leave everything to  clever cunts like you 

I’ll remember that last oddly punctuated advice and might well suggest it to my new neighbours. True to form, your recollection of my plans is rather inaccurate. Perhaps I should have put it in the Daily Heil for you to understand. 

After tying up my business affairs and paying my last tax bill, I leave the UK for good on the very deliberately chosen 29th of March, though it’s really got fuck all to do with you. I imagine it’ll be like Saigon 1975 at LHR. The capital flight is already well underway, people will follow. 

Sadly I do leave some old loved ones behind. I hope your glorious leader looks after them, though given two of them are ex Military and partial to a moan in Wetherspoons I imagine they’ll get Sainthood from Chairman Nige. 

Enjoy your new oasis you spectacular idiot. I hope you lot are as good at uniting nations as you have been at dividing them. 

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17 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

I thought I'd cleanse my pallette, enema my rectal passage, Brazilian my furry crack and sac, defoliate my upper epidermis and breathe in a few lungfuls of clean unpolluted air having spent ten posts in the Sharmina Begum Nom. Then I landed in this! What the fuck. Get me outta here. 

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7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’ll remember that last oddly punctuated advice and might well suggest it to my new neighbours. True to form, your recollection of my plans is rather inaccurate. Perhaps I should have put it in the Daily Heil for you to understand. 

After tying up my business affairs and paying my last tax bill, I leave the UK for good on the very deliberately chosen 29th of March, though it’s really got fuck all to do with you. I imagine it’ll be like Saigon 1975 at LHR. The capital flight is already well underway, people will follow. 

Sadly I do leave some old loved ones behind. I hope your glorious leader looks after them, though given two of them are ex Military and partial to a moan in Wetherspoons I imagine they’ll get Sainthood from Chairman Nige. 

Enjoy your new oasis you spectacular idiot. I hope you lot are as good at uniting nations as you have been at dividing them. 

So I come in from Wetherspoons, having spent a dreadful evening with some smelly working class people, with my carry out and my Grab Bag of McCoys cheddar and onion from the Joe Daki shop next to the bus stop, and I have to read this pile of snobby old shite.

March 29th eh? That’s very clever of you. So you believe that we’re leaving the EU on that date? Sorry, but you actually believe that these cunts, having spent 2 and a half years filling the empty heads of dimmos like you with daily scare stories are just going to let the clock run down? Is that why you are moving to , in your imagination, this non existent paradise?

Of course, when it doesn’t happen you can always pretend to move back because things have become so much better. 

Internet braggarts and bullshitters are ten a penny mate. 

Muggy cunt.

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14 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

Apparently a perfectly good tin of spam in a supermarket was almost destroyed in 1999 due to the Y2k scare! Insanity i tell you! 

You're also forgetting the bullshit mayan calendar which said the world was going to end in may 2011, then 2012 etc. Zzzz

Rather more pertinent is the utter economic disaster that we faced upon major opting us out of the euro, remember that? The city had a field day then, but it all turned out fine because we joined the ERM to the sound of whoops of joy and champagne corks popping around the square mile. Worked out brilliantly, that.....into the European land of milk and honey and prosperity for all. 

Oh. 

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6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

So I come in from Wetherspoons, having spent a dreadful evening with some smelly working class people, with my carry out and my Grab Bag of McCoys cheddar and onion from the Joe Daki shop next to the bus stop, and I have to read this pile of snobby old shite.

March 29th eh? That’s very clever of you. So you believe that we’re leaving the EU on that date? Sorry, but you actually believe that these cunts, having spent 2 and a half years filling the empty heads of dimmos like you with daily scare stories are just going to let the clock run down? Is that why you are moving to , in your imagination, this non existent paradise?

Of course, when it doesn’t happen you can always pretend to move back because things have become so much better. 

Internet braggarts and bullshitters are ten a penny mate. 

Muggy cunt.

Brannigans Beef and Mustard are much nicer my friend.

Set the savant wolf pack on my IP address in April, by all means. And no, Brexit is not the only reason I am moving, more like top 5. Course it turns out I’m in good company; Sir James Dyson obviously buys my newspaper, too. 

At the risk of repeat bollocks, how come you lot are still so very angry, when you won your little vote? Is anger just your default setting? How sad for you. Makes no sense to my empty head, perhaps I can find a Gove-approved expert to explain it to me. 

Maybe you’re right and things will be fine. I’m just not taking that chance. I’m off for a walk in the crisp country air, whilst I can. 

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15 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

 I’m off for a walk in the crisp country air, whilst I can. 

Why, is Britain going to suddenly become some radioactive wasteland where people need to use a gas mask to go to the local shop?

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16 hours ago, scotty said:

Rather more pertinent is the utter economic disaster that we faced upon major opting us out of the euro, remember that? The city had a field day then, but it all turned out fine because we joined the ERM to the sound of whoops of joy and champagne corks popping around the square mile. Worked out brilliantly, that.....into the European land of milk and honey and prosperity for all. 

Oh. 

I was a child at the time but yeah i'm aware of it. I'm sure people think Britain is going to go back to some post world war condition, despite the UK being economically in the best condition since what, the last 70 years or something? Of course if i'm wrong feel free to correct me.

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On 16/02/2019 at 02:29, Monumental cunt said:

Dear Mr Junkers diver bomber cunt

We have had a look at your fucking shite attempt of putting forward a tough deal.  Funny how you think you have to make Brexit a stern example to any other EU country.  I thought everyone was perfectly happy under ze German jackboot. Why should you need such a strict badly thought out tough policy if all other states are fucking ecstatic at being in the EU shit zone.  Funny that.

Anyway we put it to the people and errrrr they are more fucking switched on than we thought.  Despite some fucking blind cunts voting to remain in the non democratic, totalitarian, fascist dictatorship.  The vast majority in a turn out not seen before on such a scale, voted fuck off.

So we had a bit of a chat and looked at your fucking ridiculous offer and this time the House of Commons actually grew a pair of bollocks and said, fuck off.

I know I popped over and tried to tell you that your fucking ridiculous terms were not going to get voted through.  However, with March 29th approaching fast I think we are going to do one of two things.....

1).  Sit and watch the German ministers march into your Belgium office, they have a history of doing that, and demanding you sort your shit out at the 11th hour.   It was always going to need ze German car manufacturers to put the biggest corporate pressure on you wine drinking lazy long dinner cunts in the EU.  You quickly send over an email at 11.59pm on the 28th saying sorry and that we can have anything we want so long as those Nazi cunts can flog their cars to the UK for 20% more than in the USA.

2). Alternatively we wait until 1 minute past midnight and have exactly the same conversation.  You look cunts either way.

over to you big boy.

yours

Rt Hon Porn Star Teresa May 

They have to wait till 23.59 on the 28th to see if the frogs have surrendered and which side ze wops are on today

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1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

I was a child at the time but yeah i'm aware of it. I'm sure people think Britain is going to go back to some post world war condition, despite the UK being economically in the best condition since what, the last 70 years or something? Of course if i'm wrong feel free to correct me.

Quite. People have short memories, our brief flirtation with the euro did us a great deal of damage, but we'd been told by the pro-europeans that we'd be fucked if we failed to join it. In fact, our economic woes started to ease the moment we left the ERM and allowed sterling to reset at it's proper level. 

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2 minutes ago, scotty said:

Quite. People have short memories, our brief flirtation with the euro did us a great deal of damage, but we'd been told by the pro-europeans that we'd be fucked if we failed to join it. In fact, our economic woes started to ease the moment we left the ERM and allowed sterling to reset at it's proper level. 

Yeah but if only we’d listened to the clever cunts Clarke, Clegg, Cable, Blair, Ashdown, etc etc etc, and joined the magic Euro we could’ve been all living the dream now like them lucky Greeks and Spanish and Italians and Portuguese. When will we ever learn eh?

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6 hours ago, King Billy said:

Yeah but if only we’d listened to the clever cunts Clarke, Clegg, Cable, Blair, Ashdown, etc etc etc, and joined the magic Euro we could’ve been all living the dream now like them lucky Greeks and Spanish and Italians and Portuguese....

........and the Irish. You'd think with what eurozone membership did to the paddies that panzerknacker might be a bit less cringeworthy in his adulation for all things european, but like most EU apologists he suffers from Selective Memory syndrome. (Plus he's a cunt.)

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