Penny Farthing Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As it has been all along, my money's on the Spanish, the only question being whether they explicitly say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah, Gibraltar." I've also got the Greeks on an each-way, courtesy of the Elgin marbles. Have you ever come across their marbles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What, you mean Steve McQueen the motorcycling midget who enjoyed knocking women about? I'm sure there'll be a few hard faced WPcs who'd shove their riot shields up that little cunts arse. She probably deserved it. If it was Ali McGraw, she deserved a kicking for being a grotty Raquel Welch impersonator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What, you mean Steve McQueen the motorcycling midget who enjoyed knocking women about? I'm sure there'll be a few hard faced WPcs who'd shove their riot shields up that little cunts arse. Eddie, would have kicked ten types of shit out of her too, and that's just for blinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Eddie, would have kicked ten types of shit out of her too, and that's just for blinking. She looks like she's enjoying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: She looks like she's enjoying it. But you ALL do, don't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 Funny old caper. You never really know the true intent of these shitbags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 Nigel's pro-Brexit march is going well. Reports suggest that as many as seventy stupid cunts are still marching. Not Nigel himself, of course. He's got other things to do. Remember the plot to kidnap Pilate's wife in The Life Of Brian? When the glorious leader Reg couldn't go along because he had a bad back...There is a rumour that, in a bid to bolster their numbers, the marchers are thinking of hiring some eastern Europeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 On 19/03/2019 at 22:20, The Beast said: Funny old caper. You never really know the true intent of these shitbags. Indeed. The cunt was also a big advocate of immigrant repatriation...... until he realised he was an immigrant. Original family name Berkowitz. I’m sure a certain Herr Ratsfuhrer can tell you that you can’t trust a cunt with a name like that. The next thing you know he’ll be advocating a huge federal state run by a wealthy, money grabbing elite. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 37 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Indeed. The cunt was also a big advocate of immigrant repatriation...... until he realised he was an immigrant. Original family name Berkowitz. I’m sure a certain Herr Ratsfuhrer can tell you that you can’t trust a cunt with a name like that. The next thing you know he’ll be advocating a huge federal state run by a wealthy, money grabbing elite. The cunt. Well, as I said the cards are being taken out one by one. A second referendum is not going to happen. This awful deal is not going to get support if it appears in parliament again. Mrs May has pissed everyone off tonight who hadn't been pissed off by her already. Steptoe walked out because that gay closet traitor Umuna was at the meeting, not that he needs an excuse to obfuscate and be ambiguous over this issue, as we all know he is an arch Eurosceptic. Barnier cunt is trying to dictate what the UK parliament should do and when it should do it. There may be more twists and turns yet, but more is pointing to no deal today than it was yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 30 minutes ago, The Beast said: Well, as I said the cards are being taken out one by one. A second referendum is not going to happen. This awful deal is not going to get support if it appears in parliament again. Mrs May has pissed everyone off tonight who hadn't been pissed off by her already. Steptoe walked out because that gay closet traitor Umuna was at the meeting, not that he needs an excuse to obfuscate and be ambiguous over this issue, as we all know he is an arch Eurosceptic. Barnier cunt is trying to dictate what the UK parliament should do and when it should do it. There may be more twists and turns yet, but more is pointing to no deal today than it was yesterday. I think that, whatever the final result may be, it would be in the nation's best interest to barricade the doors of Parliament when all the deceitful cunts are inside and simply burn the place to the ground. The cunts have spent the entire duration of the process as an opportunity to slag one another off instead of doing their jobs and if that's all it takes to run a country then I can think of no better place than Cunts Corner to take its rightful position as government. We are professionals at such things after all. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 6 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think that, whatever the final result may be, it would be in the nation's best interest to barricade the doors of Parliament when all the deceitful cunts are inside and simply burn the place to the ground. The cunts have spent the entire duration of the process as an opportunity to slag one another off instead of doing their jobs and if that's all it takes to run a country then I can think of no better place than Cunts Corner to take its rightful position as government. We are professionals at such things after all. ❌🐀 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 21, 2019 Report Share Posted March 21, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Indeed. The cunt was also a big advocate of immigrant repatriation...... until he realised he was an immigrant. Original family name Berkowitz. I’m sure a certain Herr Ratsfuhrer can tell you that you can’t trust a cunt with a name like that. The next thing you know he’ll be advocating a huge federal state run by a wealthy, money grabbing elite. The cunt. The ‘Son of Sam’ serial killers name is David Berkowitz. This cunt John has tarnished the families good name. When David is released, he can hopefully, chop the troll faced little cunt into many thousands of pieces. Orduuur!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 On 21 March 2019 at 00:47, Eric Cuntman said: ❌🐀 You horrible motherfucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You horrible motherfucker! It just means 'Vote Rat', in support of the fuhre.. I mean Ratty's run for the next general election. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 Finally Teresa May has done what many said she should have done at the beginning of this whole Brexit kerfuffle. She's reached across the political divide and involved the full cross section of society and held a meeting at Chequers. Representing white middle-aged blokes were: Boris Johnson Jacob Rees Mogg Steve Baker Dominic Raab Damian Green David Davis Iain Duncan Smith Chief Whip Brandon Lewis Steve Barclay Alistair Burt Michael Gove David Lidington Representing women: T.May. Representing ethnic minorities: One of the drivers. Representing spastics: The fucking lot of them. In other news, David Van Day is now a councillor for Thurrock. Really. That cunt from Dollar. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Finally Teresa May has done what many said she should have done at the beginning of this whole Brexit kerfuffle. She's reached across the political divide and involved the full cross section of society and held a meeting at Chequers. Representing white middle-aged blokes were: Boris Johnson Jacob Rees Mogg Steve Baker Dominic Raab Damian Green David Davis Iain Duncan Smith Chief Whip Brandon Lewis Steve Barclay Alistair Burt Michael Gove David Lidington Representing women: T.May. Representing ethnic minorities: One of the drivers. Representing spastics: The fucking lot of them. In other news, David Van Day is now a councillor for Thurrock. Really. That cunt from Dollar. Fucking hell. It would have been more bizarre if it was Teresa from dollar. Some cunt'll get that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It would have been more bizarre if it was Teresa from dollar. Some cunt'll get that. A Fust Full of Mays or A Few Mays More? If not, then I cannot get it and you're being daft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: A Fust Full of Mays or A Few Mays More? If not, then I cannot get it and you're being daft. Teresa Bazzar/bizarre... doughnut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Teresa Bazzar/bizarre... doughnut! So, not an "Otara Millionaires Club" reference? By the way, there's only one "z" in "Bazar". Although, ironically, there's also one in "Thereza". Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: So, not an "Otara Millionaires Club" reference? By the way, there's only one "z" in "Bazar". Although, ironically, there's also one in "Thereza". Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.... Yes, very good. Not being a fucking outstanding autistic mentalist, I hadn't actually memorised the entire 'Bitz' editorial from the July 1982 edition of Smash Hits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, very good. Not being a fucking outstanding autistic mentalist, I hadn't actually memorised the entire 'Bitz' editorial from the July 1982 edition of Smash Hits. Hey, don't take it badly. I'm not saying it was wrong, just that it wasn't quite 100% right. It's not every day that a genuine opportunity to slip in a "Zzzzzzzzzzz..." presents itself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes, very good. Not being a fucking outstanding autistic mentalist, I hadn't actually memorised the entire 'Bitz' editorial from the July 1982 edition of Smash Hits. Did you ever get the 'orn for Kim Wilde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 34 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Did you ever get the 'orn for Kim Wilde? Yeah. Loads. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 38 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Did you ever get the 'orn for Kim Wilde? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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