Guest Khiwa Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 Not everyone can run a sub 10sec 100m, or complete an Iron Man Triathlon. Fair enough. But there's competitive "sport" out there for everyone, even the morbidly obese. I always had darts as the top dog in this catagory, then stumbled upon "Live Shootout Pool" on Sky Freesports.... These men are FUCKING ATHLETES!!! Or to be more precise, they've probably eaten several athletes. The bunch of ultra morbidly obese, wobbly, lard arsed, mini snooker table playing, coronory-waiting-to-happen lard ass cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 59 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Not everyone can run a sub 10sec 100m, or complete an Iron Man Triathlon. Fair enough. But there's competitive "sport" out there for everyone, even the morbidly obese. I always had darts as the top dog in this catagory, then stumbled upon "Live Shootout Pool" on Sky Freesports.... These men are FUCKING ATHLETES!!! Or to be more precise, they've probably eaten several athletes. The bunch of ultra morbidly obese, wobbly, lard arsed, mini snooker table playing, coronory-waiting-to-happen lard ass cunts! Is that Roops in the middle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 It's the only balls they can touch. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 9 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Is that Roops in the middle? No .. its you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: No .. its you. If I required a response from a fucking spastic, I would have popped round and and wired your genitals up the the mains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: If I required a response from a fucking spastic, I would have popped round and and wired your genitals up the the mains. So you wired your own genitals to the mains instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Stephen Lee's ban should be up in a couple of years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 Lightweights. You want a true measure of endurance, have a look at this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 On 17/02/2019 at 08:52, Cunty BigBollox said: It's the only balls they can touch. The only balls they can see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Lightweights. You want a true measure of endurance, have a look at this.... Phwoar 😛😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 38 minutes ago, scotty said: Phwoar 😛😛 Try this, it should dampen your ardour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 18 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Try this, it should dampen your ardour. Stop it, you're making it worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 22, 2019 Report Share Posted February 22, 2019 23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Lightweights. You want a true measure of endurance, have a look at this.... How do you pull a fat bird? Piece of cake mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 21/02/2019 at 21:33, King Billy said: How do you pull a fat bird? Piece of cake mate When they turn professional, it's more like three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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