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Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.


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https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/feb/18/carmaker-honda-plans-to-close-swindon-factory-reports

You lot in Swindon voted OUT. Now your biggest employer Honda have GONE. With 3,000 jobs. While the UK was looking up its own arse the EU and Japan concluded a TRADE DEAL which more or less CUT BRITAIN OUT. Why make cars in Britain? You'll be hearing a lot of that over next few years.... 

 

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Swindon MP Robert Buckland says it’s nowt to do with Brexit. And why would anyone question that?

Meanwhile the crude attempts of Messrs Hunt and Fox to cajole the Japanese into continuing our current EU deal after March have elicited an uncharacteristic “get fucked” from Tokyo, who have signalled their intent to treat Theresa like the fit one in Tenko.

Lube up, Britain. You’re about to be fucked. 

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4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

I'd rather have a fucking Nissan anyhow. Honda are okay for bikes but they're frankly quite mediocre on the car front. Nip off back to Japland.

With 3,000 jobs. Ha ha ha. They buy 'em here and in the EU. But we will be importing them now. Not making them. Brexit disengagement 10/10.

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On 18/02/2019 at 17:43, Last Cunt Standing said:

Swindon MP Robert Buckland says it’s nowt to do with Brexit. And why would anyone question that?

Meanwhile the crude attempts of Messrs Hunt and Fox to cajole the Japanese into continuing our current EU deal after March have elicited an uncharacteristic “get fucked” from Tokyo, who have signalled their intent to treat Theresa like the fit one in Tenko.

Lube up, Britain. You’re about to be fucked. 

Who gives a fuck? All the jap cunts make nowadays are shitty econoboxes for gays. Also lets pull the Royal navy out of japland, it's got fuck all to do with Britain if some other exactly the same looking people in a vastly bigger country want to(rightly) get revenge for what they did to them. Fuck the snotty arrogant little pricks.

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44 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

The japs should remember who has a fuck load of nuclear missiles and which cunts were torturing British POWs in WWII, also who gives a fuck? All the jap cunts make nowadays are shitty econoboxes for gays. Also lets pull the Royal navy out of japland, it's got fuck all to do with Britain if some other exactly the same looking people in a vastly bigger country want to(rightly) get revenge for what they did to them. Fuck the snotty arrogant little pricks.

Please point out the Royal Navy presence in Japan. 

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59 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

The japs should remember who has a fuck load of nuclear missiles and which cunts were torturing British POWs in WWII, also who gives a fuck? All the jap cunts make nowadays are shitty econoboxes for gays. Also lets pull the Royal navy out of japland, it's got fuck all to do with Britain if some other exactly the same looking people in a vastly bigger country want to(rightly) get revenge for what they did to them. Fuck the snotty arrogant little pricks.

Simplistic cretin.

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4 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Yeah, alright. They look more formidable than your average WREN anyway. 

If there's ever been a more deserving candidate for Rule 34 I can't imagine who it is. Anna and Elsa from Frozen run them a close second, mind you.

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2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

If there's ever been a more deserving candidate for Rule 34 I can't imagine who it is. Anna and Elsa from Frozen run them a close second, mind you.

Have you been at the meths again you Jakey bastard? Jessica Rabbit makes these five squiggles look like South African hyperandrogenous runners. 

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1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

The japs should remember who has a fuck load of nuclear missiles and which cunts were torturing British POWs in WWII, also who gives a fuck? All the jap cunts make nowadays are shitty econoboxes for gays. Also lets pull the Royal navy out of japland, it's got fuck all to do with Britain if some other exactly the same looking people in a vastly bigger country want to(rightly) get revenge for what they did to them. Fuck the snotty arrogant little pricks.

Was there a fit one in Tenko. She had big tits..... I vaguely remember wetting my pants as a pubescent I think she was blond as well. 

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31 minutes ago, Iam Ape said:

Thanks for your expert appraisal of Honda cars, you fucking idiot.

Apparently, according to Clive James, America has the best Japanese cars in the world. 

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41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

There was a detachment of the Hon Artillery sent there when the wannabe Chairman Mao was lipping off to the tango man. 

A fucking aircraft carrier without aircraft? A few ropey destroyers and the odd Polaris submarine (one of only two operational) with a zero reliability rating. I bet the Chinese are shaking in their boots. 

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2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Swindon MP Robert Buckland says it’s nowt to do with Brexit. And why would anyone question that?

Meanwhile the crude attempts of Messrs Hunt and Fox to cajole the Japanese into continuing our current EU deal after March have elicited an uncharacteristic “get fucked” from Tokyo, who have signalled their intent to treat Theresa like the fit one in Tenko.

Lube up, Britain. You’re about to be fucked. 

With their brains up their arses like a cerebral suppository they don't need lube. 

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On 18/02/2019 at 16:47, Crab said:

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/feb/18/carmaker-honda-plans-to-close-swindon-factory-reports

You lot in Swindon voted OUT. Now your biggest employer Honda have GONE. With 3,000 jobs. While the UK was looking up its own arse the EU and Japan concluded a TRADE DEAL which more or less CUT BRITAIN OUT. Why make cars in Britain? You'll be hearing a lot of that over next few years.... 

 

I'm just admiring this red thing we used to make in this country at a factory called Lucas. Fucking went bankrupt years ago. 

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