Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

[Eric Cuntman]

15 minutes ago, King Billy said:

As Mark ‘Chopper’ Read once said Your generosity will be your downfall

Neville fuckin Bartos 

[King Billy]

15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Neville fuckin Bartos 

Shakespeare had his critics        Now look what you’ve done  Your mums upset

[Eric Cuntman]

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Shakespeare had his critics        Now look what you’ve done  Your mums upset

'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!'

 

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!'

 

 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Fuckin kiss me with that mouth that's been wrapped round a w**s cock!'

 

Nice shirt son. Do they make them for men?

[King Billy]

Neville You’re not still angry about your leg mate? Fuckin cripple!

[Last Cunt Standing]

6 hours ago, King Billy said:

Shakespeare had his critics        Now look what you’ve done  Your mums upset

Beethoven had his critics.

why would I whizz him off to the hospital at 100mph? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place.

[Mrs Roops]

12 hours ago, DrCunt said:

Jesus Fucking Christ you're boring. Maybe just once pretend not to know every fucking thing?

Well, no apologies forthcoming from me. May I suggest you avoid reading my posts in future and so avoid further onslaughts of boredom?

[Mrs Roops]

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m looking forward to the food tariff list being published later this week. 200% on Parma Ham will unleash a wave of middle class fury not seen since they stopped the free coffee at Waitrose. Standby for celebrity chefs weighing in on how to make do with powdered egg and tripe, while the ERG decamp to Leicestershire to bang on about the benefits of a Stilton and Cider based diet. I do hope the ration books have a blue cover. 

Evolution. Not necessarily a forward journey these days. 

Unless UK trade ministers have got it in for the citizens of Parma, I would be surprised if Italian sourced hams attract anything higher than the 10% WTO rate. I don't foresee much middle-class anger from Tunbridge Wells as up-market foodstuffs have what the economists call a "high elasticity of demand". 

[Mrs Roops]

13 hours ago, Crab said:

Bollocks there is a whole raft of investments current and pending in electric vehicles which will simply bypass the UK because the BIG BOYS will sew up all the globalised trade deals. Only a fool would not link Hondas decision to the recent EU/Japan deal. 

Honda finally released a statement regarding its global strategy. This is broadly in line with my earlier assertion that regional manufacturing units will survive only if there is a  domestic demand peculiar to that region. Honda clearly thinks that there is no demand for electric cars in Europe at present. The demand is in China which is why Dyson decamped to Singapore which, unlike the UK and the EU, has a free trade agreement with the Chinese. Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers.

[King Billy]

44 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Honda finally released a statement regarding its global strategy. This is broadly in line with my earlier assertion that regional manufacturing units will survive only if there is a  domestic demand peculiar to that region. Honda clearly thinks that there is no demand for electric cars in Europe at present. The demand is in China which is why Dyson decamped to Singapore which, unlike the UK and the EU, has a free trade agreement with the Chinese. Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers.

Thank fuck for that. I need a new spark plug for my Honda generator. I’ve been down in my bunker now for 3 days trying to overcome my trembling limbs, huddled up in a ball in the corner behind the wall of spam and pot noodles, wondering wether to venture out into the wasteland to look for a Honda outlet.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

59 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Honda finally released a statement regarding its global strategy. This is broadly in line with my earlier assertion that regional manufacturing units will survive only if there is a  domestic demand peculiar to that region. Honda clearly thinks that there is no demand for electric cars in Europe at present. The demand is in China which is why Dyson decamped to Singapore which, unlike the UK and the EU, has a free trade agreement with the Chinese. Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers.

You do realise that this is 'Cunts Corner' and not an avenue for diagnostic jargon for Top Gear?  

Who gives a flying fuck, and what is the value of noting such tosh. Just saying, like (subject to approval) 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Unless UK trade ministers have got it in for the citizens of Parma, I would be surprised if Italian sourced hams attract anything higher than the 10% WTO rate. I don't foresee much middle-class anger from Tunbridge Wells as up-market foodstuffs have what the economists call a "high elasticity of demand". 

'Let them eat Mattessons'

[Mrs Roops]

15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

'Let them eat Mattessons'

...and foods from outside the EU that will no longer attract the 50% import tariff imposed by EU diktats.

[Mrs Roops]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

You do realise that this is 'Cunts Corner' and not an avenue for diagnostic jargon for Top Gear?  

Who gives a flying fuck, and what is the value of noting such tosh. Just saying, like (subject to approval) 

Because it exposes the fallacy that Honda's decision was based solely on Brexit. There were other world-wide considerations at play which were set in motion four years ago.

[Guest Crab]

15 hours ago, King Billy said:

Sorry forgot to mention that they’re  a bunch of fuckin cunts as well. Does anyone know what the toll for the Bridge on the River Kwai is now?

Never forget never move on. 

[Guest Erroreptile404]

1 hour ago, Crab said:

Never forget never move on. 

I'd like to see you splattered all over the windscreen of a Honda Jazz/jizz driven by an old biddy with cataracts doing 80+mph you tedious fucking prick.

[Guest Crab]

3 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

I'd like to see you splattered all over the windscreen of a Honda Jazz/jizz driven by an old biddy with cataracts doing 80+mph you tedious fucking prick.

suck on brother 

[Last Cunt Standing]

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Its worth noting that Honda will still base its European HQ in the UK to service the needs of its European customers.

Indeed. I can confirm that the five remaining employees are to be based in my downstairs cloakroom, fielding as many telephone calls telling people one of these; 

a) the waiting listing for a hybrid CRV is 36 months

b) thanks to the booming Brexit economy an entry level Jazz now costs £50k 

c) all things considered they should fuck off and buy a Kia

as they can handle. 

6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Unless UK trade ministers have got it in for the citizens of Parma, I would be surprised if Italian sourced hams attract anything higher than the 10% WTO rate. I don't foresee much middle-class anger from Tunbridge Wells as up-market foodstuffs have what the economists call a "high elasticity of demand". 

Just 10% eh? Well that’s alright then. Price worth paying to see the back of Fritz. What with the coming economic miracle as we shake off the dead hand of Brussels, then it’ll be good living all the way. What do economists call food banks, by the way? Other than “potential tax write off” or “deregulated comestible resource park”. 

Rule Britannia ad infinitum. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Because it exposes the fallacy that Honda's decision was based solely on Brexit. There were other world-wide considerations at play which were set in motion four years ago.

All of this Brexit malarkey, has become a tedious bore and I don't just mean on here. Six weeks to go and nobody seems any the wiser than before the referendum was actioned by Cameron. Whether Honda were influenced or not, I expect that others will follow suit, whilst others rejoice in whatever the result. There are no winners or losers. Just a load of confusion and prediction.  

[Mrs Roops]

55 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

All of this Brexit malarkey, has become a tedious bore and I don't just mean on here. Six weeks to go and nobody seems any the wiser than before the referendum was actioned by Cameron. Whether Honda were influenced or not, I expect that others will follow suit, whilst others rejoice in whatever the result. There are no winners or losers. Just a load of confusion and prediction.  

Its a mess to be sure, caused by elements of the remain campaign refusing to accept a democratic referendum result, a weakened PM trying to please everyone but alienating them instead and a piss-poor Brexit negotiating team who didn't play hard ball at the outset.

[Guest Crab]

2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

All of this Brexit malarkey, has become a tedious bore and I don't just mean on here. Six weeks to go and nobody seems any the wiser than before the referendum was actioned by Cameron. Whether Honda were influenced or not, I expect that others will follow suit, whilst others rejoice in whatever the result. There are no winners or losers. Just a load of confusion and prediction.  

I'm playing tubular bells on a set of Honda exhaust pipes in the middle of an employment wasteland called Swineland while Banksy is painting a scene of alienated youth scoring crystal meths. 

[Guest Crab]

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Indeed. I can confirm that the five remaining employees are to be based in my downstairs cloakroom, fielding as many telephone calls telling people one of these; 

a) the waiting listing for a hybrid CRV is 36 months

b) thanks to the booming Brexit economy an entry level Jazz now costs £50k 

c) all things considered they should fuck off and buy a Kia

as they can handle. 

Just 10% eh? Well that’s alright then. Price worth paying to see the back of Fritz. What with the coming economic miracle as we shake off the dead hand of Brussels, then it’ll be good living all the way. What do economists call food banks, by the way? Other than “potential tax write off” or “deregulated comestible resource park”. 

Rule Britannia ad infinitum. 

For the time being as a facesaver. It is a domino effect like in Australia. Ten years down the line and it will be all gone apart from some specialist firms. 

[Guest 'eavensabove]

1 hour ago, Crab said:

I'm playing tubular bells on a set of Honda exhaust pipes in the middle of an employment wasteland called Swineland while Banksy is painting a scene of alienated youth scoring crystal meths. 

I'm more concerned about Dinosaurs. It's no small wonder that they became extinct, when I look at they way we treat them in captivity. The ones I see today in me local museum were all bone. Not an ounce of flesh on the poor fuckers.  

[Earl of Punkape]

1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said:

I'm more concerned about Dinosaurs. It's no small wonder that they became extinct, when I look at they way we treat them in captivity. The ones I see today in me local museum were all bone. Not an ounce of flesh on the poor fuckers.  

They’ve been dead for millions of years you thick twat.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

They’ve been dead for millions of years you thick twat.

Who the fuck are you? Steve Nutsack? The ones I see were not dead, they were undernourished and skeletal. I could hear their groans through the speakers, and the only one moving had repetitive behavioural problems akin to that of polar bears in captivity. Some, even had their teeth missing and were in a terrible state.