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Most common sex injuries


Guest Khiwa

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On 01/03/2019 at 02:03, Monumental cunt said:

I once banged my gf so hard in the ass it brused  my bob end.  She later removed her anal beads to reveal why my dick was battered.

 

A heartwarming tale of old-fashioned romance. You should write for mills and boon, MC. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's why Ratty is top🍌

I may have overstepped by imagining Frau Rat rubbing one out.  I omitted the part where she was doing it while he was sleeping next to her.  

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Guest Wizardsleeve
9 minutes ago, scotty said:

You also neglected to mention that her maiden name was Finkelstein. 

Grass!  I told you that in strict confidence!  

 

12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You filthy beast.

Not as filthy as Neil! 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
4 minutes ago, ratcum said:

There's not many that'd be so kind Wiz.

I really don't wish to conjure up any truly despicable cunts from the past, to quote one...."I like you, a lot."  

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. 

I think one may have incurred the wrath of Roops.  He was here, then GONE.  When you look at the WHo's Online line on the main page, it'll tell you how long ago a punter was last online...his didn't do that!  We can only hope!  

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11 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Bored now. All the spackers have fucked off. 

They'll be back. Give them time to return from the launderette. 

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On 19/02/2019 at 23:23, Khiwa said:

According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns.

Anything else spring to mind?

So you are a bottom feeder from a televisual perspective?

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Guest Khiwa
6 hours ago, Crab said:

So you are a bottom feeder from a televisual perspective?

Yes, that's my favourite program of all time!

Either that, or I was flicking through the channels, saw a sexy nude bird talking filth,  and decided to watch for a while.

(As any red blooded non-gaylord would do.)

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