Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 34 minutes ago, King Billy said: I loved the episode where Reg Varney drove his bus straight through the hard border and proved that the backstop was a complete diversionary tactic. Timeless classic comedy I liked the one where they drove the bus through the Cliff Richard poster and went off the cliff and exploded. Or perhaps I'm confused. To be honest, as far as telly goes, I'm still waiting for the final episode of 'The Crocodile Hunter'. Where he gets stang in the heart off a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I liked the one where they drove the bus through the Cliff Richard poster and went off the cliff and exploded. Or perhaps I'm confused. To be honest, as far as telly goes, I'm still waiting for the final episode of 'The Crocodile Hunter'. Where he gets stang in the heart off a fish. Paul Hogan What a legend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 23, 2019 Report Share Posted February 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Paul Hogan What a legend! On a serious note, look up Paul Hogans Aussie sketch show. A seriously funny cunt before he made it as Crocodile Dundee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: On a serious note, look up Paul Hogans Aussie sketch show. A seriously funny cunt before he made it as Crocodile Dundee. That’s not a knife. This is knife mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 22/02/2019 at 15:50, cooze said: You get soundly chastised by the snowflakes for 'blackface' indiscretions these days. This so called miners nose looks strangely white to me. I suspect this to be a picture of some African chap which has been altered with the aid of new technology. ( as yet in the development stage) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: This so called miners nose looks strangely white to me. I suspect this to be a picture of some African chap which has been altered with the aid of new technology. ( as yet in the development stage) Aparrently, until recently it was still possible to travel to Africa and exchange every day items such as miners helmets for vast quantities of diamonds and gold. Now that’s the sort of trade deals we’ve been missing out on because of that damn EU holding us back. Fucking holding back cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 17 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Get fucked you windy Tossbag. I went to Thailand with my family on holiday at Christmas. But it’s not where I am emigrating to. Try harder. My apologies. Mr Spotter, a stalwart of this website and a well respected moderator ( yes, I can lick arse just like the rest of you) seems to be under the impression that you are on your way to Thailand. As you are an Establishment arselicker who hates poor people that made perfect sense to me. The other possiblity is that, as an Internet braggart and bullshitter you have lost track of which lies you have told to who and when. You have my sympathy. It can’t be easy being a two bob, no life, fantasist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, judgetwi said: My apologies. Mr Spotter, a stalwart of this website and a well respected moderator ( yes, I can lick arse just like the rest of you) seems to be under the impression that you are on your way to Thailand. As you are an Establishment arselicker who hates poor people that made perfect sense to me. The other possiblity is that, as an Internet braggart and bullshitter you have lost track of which lies you have told to who and when. You have my sympathy. It can’t be easy being a two bob, no life, fantasist. Judge, thinking everyone else is full of shit is an easy fix when the highlight of your miserable existence is a Friday night semen polluted kebab. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Judge, thinking everyone else is full of shit is an easy fix when the highlight of your miserable existence is a Friday night semen polluted kebab. Wanker. “A man who has to lick bumholes on a website can never be a real man.” Winston Churchill , Yalta Conference 1944 Ok, I just made that shit up but it’s still true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: “A man who has to lick bumholes on a website can never be a real man.” Winston Churchill , Yalta Conference 1944 Ok, I just made that shit up but it’s still true. You seem to have a bit of a rimming fixation lately. Is there something you'd like to confess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 17 minutes ago, DrCunt said: You seem to have a bit of a rimming fixation lately. Is there something you'd like to confess? Schoolboy insults? Do yourself a favour mate and stop embarrassing yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 29 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Schoolboy insults? Do yourself a favour mate and stop embarrassing yourself. It wasn't remotely close to an attempt to insult, just an observation. If it's your thing, it's OK, it's a brave new world. For the sake of clarity, I'm not your mate, you hairy arsed, bitter, socialist, felcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 6 hours ago, judgetwi said: My apologies. Mr Spotter, a stalwart of this website and a well respected moderator ( yes, I can lick arse just like the rest of you) seems to be under the impression that you are on your way to Thailand. As you are an Establishment arselicker who hates poor people that made perfect sense to me. Well as long as we are quoting stalwarts, there’s another one on here who believes you to be a “stupid fat wanker”, a “fat facist” and a “pasty man-cobra cunt”. All points of view I am starting to agree with as you continue this stupid fucking fixation with me. I realise your fabled Greek restaurant experience makes you naturally suspicious of your co-contributors, but Internet fantasist I absolutely am not. In the end though, it matters not. I’ll soon be on a beach with a cocktail, you’ll be plotting murderous vengeance on snowflakes from a tired little bedsit in Shitsville while wanking your tinfoil hat off to Nige on LBC like a good little puppet. So believe what the fuck you want you fucking loser. I do object to the notion I hate the poor though. This is untrue. I came from pretty ordinary circumstances once, but escaped via Grammar school and Medical School in the days of the full grant. I worked most of my life in a fairly deprived market town and had endless respect for often low paid hard workers I met, some of whom are now friends and drinking buddies. The feckless and the stupid (usually fat but also sometimes poor, granted) can go and get fucked though. These are the people who do nothing to help themselves and who reach for lazy conclusions like blaming Poles for all the evils of the world. Often while Monika from Krakow is wiping their chin and flicking the solids from their gusset. One of my many objections to what is coming is the potential to hurt those at the bottom who I believe were cynically manipulated into electoral self harm. But I’m a patronising middle class liberal and therefore a fifth columnist, by definition. So if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to get back to decoding my instructions from M. Barnier in today’s edition of The Observer. I pity you, you utter fucking clown. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 Well, after all that abuse, i’m afraid i’m going to have to withdraw my offer to drive you to the airport. You are a very rude person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Well, after all that abuse, i’m afraid i’m going to have to withdraw my offer to drive you to the airport. You are a very rude person. That’s fine by me. I’d rather not take my chances on the M1 crammed in the back of a beaten up Vectra festooned in Union Jack flags and encased in a thin film of Dogger jizz, with a fat idiot wedged behind the wheel banging on about UKIP. If I wanted that, I’d order a taxi. You Cunt. (I’m rude, apparently). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I watched a few clips from On The Buses earlier today. What a bunch of unfunny wank that was. I bet Brexit-voting types fucking love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 36 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: May is actually a remainer as would be Blakey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 9 hours ago, DrCunt said: You seem to have a bit of a rimming fixation lately. Is there something you'd like to confess? You are "Dr" Gillian McKeith and I claim my £5 prize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 21 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Marathon Man. Too many Snickers will rot your teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 53 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Too many Snickers will rot your teeth! Is it safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 16 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I watched a few clips from On The Buses earlier today. What a bunch of unfunny wank that was. I bet Brexit-voting types fucking love it. Get that bus out and fuck off with it you foreign caaaaaant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: That’s fine by me. I’d rather not take my chances on the M1 crammed in the back of a beaten up Vectra festooned in Union Jack flags and encased in a thin film of Dogger jizz, with a fat idiot wedged behind the wheel banging on about UKIP. If I wanted that, I’d order a taxi. You Cunt. (I’m rude, apparently). Oh dear, having a bad day again? Have a little lie down sonny. You’ll feel much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Well as long as we are quoting stalwarts, there’s another one on here who believes you to be a “stupid fat wanker”, a “fat facist” and a “pasty man-cobra cunt”. All points of view I am starting to agree with as you continue this stupid fucking fixation with me. I realise your fabled Greek restaurant experience makes you naturally suspicious of your co-contributors, but Internet fantasist I absolutely am not. In the end though, it matters not. I’ll soon be on a beach with a cocktail, you’ll be plotting murderous vengeance on snowflakes from a tired little bedsit in Shitsville while wanking your tinfoil hat off to Nige on LBC like a good little puppet. So believe what the fuck you want you fucking loser. I do object to the notion I hate the poor though. This is untrue. I came from pretty ordinary circumstances once, but escaped via Grammar school and Medical School in the days of the full grant. I worked most of my life in a fairly deprived market town and had endless respect for often low paid hard workers I met, some of whom are now friends and drinking buddies. The feckless and the stupid (usually fat but also sometimes poor, granted) can go and get fucked though. These are the people who do nothing to help themselves and who reach for lazy conclusions like blaming Poles for all the evils of the world. Often while Monika from Krakow is wiping their chin and flicking the solids from their gusset. One of my many objections to what is coming is the potential to hurt those at the bottom who I believe were cynically manipulated into electoral self harm. But I’m a patronising middle class liberal and therefore a fifth columnist, by definition. So if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to get back to decoding my instructions from M. Barnier in today’s edition of The Observer. I pity you, you utter fucking clown. Fuck off. I admit to being fat.... but not necessarily poor. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 I bet last dickhead standing is going to some faggy southern french shithole full of garlic breathed, B.O ridden tossers. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 24, 2019 Report Share Posted February 24, 2019 The french are ok. They like a drink and enjoy seeing the little man triumph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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