Meghan markle

[Cuntybaws]

2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Not really. Killed by his quarry would be a hilarious way for him to go as it would be for all big game hunters, however, a shooting accident would do just as well.

I'd have more time for him if, instead of shooting birds, he put crippled ex-servicemen out of their misery instead of entering them into the circus of the Invictus games.

[Guest DrCunt]

3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Buzzards may well be cunts doc, but he shot a hen harrier with banned lead shot.

 

Not really. Killed by his quarry would be a hilarious way for him to go as it would be for all big game hunters, however, a shooting accident would do just as well.

Lead shot isn't banned, however it can't be used to shoot wildfowl in England and Wales and in some SSSIs, whereas in Scotland you can't use lead for any quarry species in wetland areas. Otherwise, it's still commonly used and legal.

In this rare and exceptional instance though, I'd advocate the death penalty for the ginger wanker.

[Cuntybaws]

15 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

...another golly-sprog is required.

I've given you a "like" for this original coinage which, needless to say, I shall be shamelessly stealing for future use.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said:

I'd have more time for him if, instead of shooting birds, he put crippled ex-servicemen out of their misery instead of entering them into the circus of the Invictus games.

😮

[King Billy]

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Tito is a good shout.

I’ve got a few covered in the name pool, but on reflection I feel Winston, Leroy or Curtis seem unlikely. 

I bet grandad ‘Hewitt’ is so proud

[Major Cunt]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I bet grandad ‘Hewitt’ is so proud

I'm actually amazed on reflection, that Hewitt wasn't involved in a serious accident, commited suicide or overdosed, on the orders of Liz and Phill. Fuck knows how on earth he managed it, I mean Harry Pothead is a dead ringer for him. Maybe he was slipping Charlie a length aswell, it's all the rage with that circle.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

I'd still stretch her starfish!  

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I'd still stretch her starfish!  

Michael Fagan reckons it’s absolutely immaculate. Well worth the effort.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

10 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Michael Fagan reckons it’s absolutely immaculate. Well worth the effort.

That ginger cunt husband couldn't find it with the cross eyes and over sized beak nose which could make a vulture envious.  

[ratcum]

8 hours ago, DrCunt said:

Lead shot isn't banned, however it can't be used to shoot wildfowl in England and Wales and in some SSSIs, whereas in Scotland you can't use lead for any quarry species in wetland areas. Otherwise, it's still commonly used and legal.

In this rare and exceptional instance though, I'd advocate the death penalty for the ginger wanker.

presumably I can still kill someone with lead DC?

Or have it as the murder weapon in Cluedo? 

[King Billy]

37 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

That ginger cunt husband couldn't find it with the cross eyes and over sized beak nose which could make a vulture envious.  

Phil the Greek can still fuck like a porn star but he has to get a minicab back to Lizzys gaff cos the peasants don’t seem to like head on collisions into a two ton 4x4 driven by a fossilised mannequin wearing more medals than Idi Amin. They couldn’t really prosecute him for that crash anyway cos it’d be Regina v Duke of Edinburgh. Even marriage guidance would struggle to work that one out. “Phillip. Take your finger out of there right now. You know your not allowed to interfere with anyone in the case” One wouldn’t want to ‘pervert’ the course of justice. Would one?

[King Billy]

2 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I'm actually amazed on reflection, that Hewitt wasn't involved in a serious accident, commited suicide or overdosed, on the orders of Liz and Phill. Fuck knows how on earth he managed it, I mean Harry Pothead is a dead ringer for him. Maybe he was slipping Charlie a length aswell, it's all the rage with that circle.

Harry Pothead and the half breed prince

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

2 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Phil the Greek can still fuck like a porn star but he has to get a minicab back to Lizzys gaff cos the peasants don’t seem to like head on collisions into a two ton 4x4 driven by a fossilised mannequin wearing more medals than Idi Amin. They couldn’t really prosecute him for that crash anyway cos it’d be Regina v Duke of Edinburgh. Even marriage guidance would struggle to work that one out. “Phillip. Take your finger out of there right now. You know your not allowed to interfere with anyone in the case” One wouldn’t want to ‘pervert’ the course of justice. Would one?

I think the cunts at BBC have done a brilliant job of it.  Fingers, interfering with justice, perversion....

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I think the cunts at BBC have done a brilliant job of it.  Fingers, interfering with justice, perversion....

Trevor McDonald must wake up every morning and thank his lucky stars that he’s an ITV man thru and thru (sic) Went a bit USA for some fucking weird reason there. Sorry. But if he’d gone over to the beeb he could have been tarred with the same brush.

[Guest judgetwi]

Is it just me or is Meghan looking more and more like Wallis Simpson every day? The social and political comparisons are obvious but I swear she is beginning to morph into the old Yank money grabbing slag with every passing day.

I probably need to stop reading Kafka.

A little less consumption of alcohol might help, to be fair,

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I'd still stretch her starfish!  

I wouldn't. Spindly matchstick legs, no tits, ribs sticking out, massive retarded grinning head. 

The last properly fit royal, was Helen 'Melons' Windsor. She'd still get it.

[King Billy]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn't. Spindly matchstick legs, no tits, ribs sticking out, massive retarded grinning head. 

The last properly fit royal, was Helen 'Melons' Windsor. She'd still get it.

I bet Camilla peels off lovely

[Eric Cuntman]

Just now, King Billy said:

I bet Camilla peels off lovely

I bet Fergie was filthy as fuck. 

[King Billy]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet Fergie was filthy as fuck. 

When she was a black eyed pea or managing Man U ?

[Eric Cuntman]

7 hours ago, King Billy said:

When she was a black eyed pea or managing Man U ?

The ginger one that was in the royal family. I wouldn't touch that meat skank with a barge pole.

 

Edited May 5, 2019 by Mrs Roops

[King Billy]

7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

The ginger one that was in the royal family. I wouldn't touch that meat skank with a barge pole.

 

The flame haired beauty. Size 16 feet,Cunt like a Brillo pad and an arsehole like a dustbin lid. Phwoarr!!!  Andy Pandy was definitely punching above his weight. If that’s even possible.

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The flame haired beauty. Size 16 feet,Cunt like a Brillo pad and an arsehole like a dustbin lid. Phwoarr!!!  Andy Pandy was definitely punching above his weight. If that’s even possible.

Oh no, you've put me off now. I can't abide big feet. Or purple flaps. Mutant fucking cunts.

mind you, I'd shag Jennifer Lawrence when she's all blue in X-Men.

[King Billy]

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh no, you've put me off now. I can't abide big feet. Or purple flaps. Mutant fucking cunts.

mind you, I'd shag Jennifer Lawrence when she's all blue in X-Men.

Like in a ‘blue movie’ with the Smurfette licking your arse as well 

[Last Cunt Standing]

1 hour ago, judgetwi said:

I probably need to stop reading Kafka.

I call bullshit. As much as it would make sense for you to be engrossed in literature discussing themes of paranoid alienation, angst and guilt, there is no way you’d entertain the work of a European Jew in your house, unless you were stockpiling for the next book burning, you straight-armed dunce.

Assuming your pendulous love handles don’t remove half the stock, you’d do well to visit the classics section of your local bookstore and see if your horizons can be stretched beyond the tired cliches of Jeremy Clarkson or the pathetic literary viagra of Andy McNab, which no doubt adorn your Billy bookcase when they aren’t being stuffed in the suitcase for Benidorm each July. 

Cheap references to The Metamorphosis aren’t fooling anyone, and I think we all know the last book you got all the way through, with the possible exception of the Cliff Notes on Mein Kampf, came with its own set of crayons. 

Shouldn’t you be at a rally with Nige and Widders?

[Guest judgetwi]

22 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I call bullshit. As much as it would make sense for you to be engrossed in literature discussing themes of paranoid alienation, angst and guilt, there is no way you’d entertain the work of a European Jew in your house, unless you were stockpiling for the next book burning, you straight-armed dunce.

Assuming your pendulous love handles don’t remove half the stock, you’d do well to visit the classics section of your local bookstore and see if your horizons can be stretched beyond the tired cliches of Jeremy Clarkson or the pathetic literary viagra of Andy McNab, which no doubt adorn your Billy bookcase when they aren’t being stuffed in the suitcase for Benidorm each July. 

Cheap references to The Metamorphosis aren’t fooling anyone, and I think we all know the last book you got all the way through, with the possible exception of the Cliff Notes on Mein Kampf, came with its own set of crayons. 

Shouldn’t you be at a rally with Nige and Widders?

Considering the content of this little girly rant I don’t think you should be accusing me of “cheap references.”

However, we can’t all be right like you all the time. I don’t have to make up shit about cunts like you. Your Ill informed words speak for themselves.