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Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

As if that response isn't completely predictable and boring.  Better re-read your posts from the my self titled, taking the piss out of myself thread, which I conveniently quoted for you here.  You're not having a laugh, you're taking it all far too seriously, and that is why you're on the ropes.

 

Have you fucked yourself yet?

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2 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

I agree completely, Wiz, he's a novice on a triple black diamond slope and there are trees and rocks ahead.

The only good thing that can be said about the latest crop of newcomers is that they make Jazz look rational.

 

He won't make it to the tree and rocks, doc.  The packs of wild dogs are already ripping at his carcass.  

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

He won't make it to the tree and rocks, doc.  The packs of wild dogs are already ripping at his carcass.  

You need to be careful then. Wipe that pedigree chum off your Ringpiece from last night in case they go for the wrong target

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38 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Since we have had a topic about American tele created today, allow me to reference Deadliest Catch.  

The F/V Wizard catches crab and in turn, they get consumed and converted into steaming lumps that get flushed into the sewer.

Your future is not bright at all.

I am the microscopic crab that infests your genital or pubic hair. Where is it? 

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11 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

I agree completely, Wiz, he's a novice on a triple black diamond slope and there are trees and rocks ahead.

The only good thing that can be said about the latest crop of newcomers is that they make Jazz look rational.

 

DrCunt stay out. Or at least have the decency to Ella yourself up the arse before insulting Jazz. Mind you there's scat and trad. What do you prefer young wanker? A bit of electric keyboard round the back of the bike shed. You filthy dirty Walter Presents fucker. 

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4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

He’s plucked it all out and had it transplanted in his ears and nostrils 

The Wiz was great with the Cowardly Lion and Tin Man singing and dancing up the fairy lane commonly called the brick shit road of Cunts Corner aka Oz. 

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8 minutes ago, Crab said:

I am the microscopic crab that infests your genital or pubic hair. Where is it? 

At last, I can agree with you on something, you're a microscopic, easily sorted organism.

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

At last, I can agree with you on something, you're a microscopic, easily sorted organism.

Tonight you will feel a slight itch that will get worse. As you scratch the top layer of skin away you will reach for the light switch at 3.00 am and discover a thousand critters crawling over your bedsheets looking for fresh meat. Have a nice restful sleep. Nighty nite. Shame I can't give you a proper tucking up. 

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7 minutes ago, Crab said:

Tonight you will feel a slight itch that will get worse. As you scratch the top layer of skin away you will reach for the light switch at 3.00 am and discover a thousand critters crawling over your bedsheets looking for fresh meat. Have a nice restful sleep. Nighty nite. Shame I can't give you a proper tucking up. 

He’s got eavans for that

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1 minute ago, King Billy said:

He’s got eavans for that

I heard that. Cunt. You'd do well to fuck off before you try to irritate me. 

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19 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Playing with small organs is your specialist subject isn’t it

 

16 minutes ago, Crab said:

Tonight you will feel a slight itch that will get worse. As you scratch the top layer of skin away you will reach for the light switch at 3.00 am and discover a thousand critters crawling over your bedsheets looking for fresh meat. Have a nice restful sleep. Nighty nite. Shame I can't give you a proper tucking up. 

It's also a shame you can't come up with something remotely funny or original and you need little Billy up your arse to support you.  You bum bandits lost the plot when you registered.  

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

 

It's also a shame you can't come up with something remotely funny or original and you need little Billy up your arse to support you.  You bum bandits lost the plot when you registered.  

Really interesting comment. Im on the edge of my seat.Must have been far too philosophical for me Cuntfucios

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7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Really interesting comment. Im on the edge of my seat.Must have been far too philosophical for me Cuntfucios

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Sorry I don’t do favours. This little self styled gay mafia bunch of fuckers thought they could Cunt me off every time I posted anything. Well Fuck them. Pathetic wankers. They know who they are.And if I can’t handle their inane primary school level crap then I am    not worthy of existing on the same planet as these twats                   Your faithfully obedient admirer       KB

Go to bed, little Billy, but not before taking your meds.

Stupid, emo fucking cunt!

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19 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I heard that. Cunt. You'd do well to fuck off before you try to irritate me. 

Calm down Take a deep breath. You’ve been tense and irritable all night. Maybe your carer has put your thong on back to front

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1 minute ago, King Billy said:

Calm down Take a deep breath. You’ve been tense and irritable all night. Maybe your carer has put your thong on back to front

Tried it, several times. It doesn't work. You're still a cunt. 

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