Guest Khiwa Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Are Pongo & Pierre sausage dogs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 I walked past this cuntfest of a hairdressers again today, and as I approached, two of the vegan friendly genderless employees were outside vaping. They both blew at the same time (oo er!), causing me to walk through a cloud of fruity gay mist. When I drew level with them, I gave them an evil stare and said "Stinking fucking twats", causing them to act very sheepishly indeed. I bet they went straight back inside and did a gay rant about it on Snowflakes Corner. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: I walked past this cuntfest of a hairdressers again today, and as I approached, two of the vegan friendly genderless employees were outside vaping. They both blew at the same time (oo er!), causing me to walk through a cloud of fruity gay mist. When I drew level with them, I gave them an evil stare and said "Stinking fucking twats", causing them to act very sheepishly indeed. I bet they went straight back inside and did a gay rant about it on Snowflakes Corner. Cunts. I expect that your name is Rupert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, Khiwa said: I walked past this cuntfest of a hairdressers again today, and as I approached, two of the vegan friendly genderless employees were outside vaping. They both blew at the same time (oo er!), causing me to walk through a cloud of fruity gay mist. You do know that means you're gay now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You do know that means you're gay now? Can you catch passive gayness?😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: Can you catch passive gayness?😮 It wasn't passive. It was airborne. It might already be too late for you. Shame - you were by far the best of the recent newbies to show up during my absence. Welcome and fuck off - and don't fucking breathe on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Can you catch passive gayness?😮 It would seem so... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Can you catch passive gayness?😮 Get yerself tested, quick. Vaping, is a virus best avoided, but you've walked in straight and come-out bent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Well as my scout master always used to say, it's only gay if you swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Get yerself tested, quick. Vaping, is a virus best avoided, but you've walked in straight and come-out bent. Do you think that he got Vapona? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Khiwa said: I walked past this cuntfest of a hairdressers again today, and as I approached, two of the vegan friendly genderless employees were outside vaping. They both blew at the same time (oo er!), causing me to walk through a cloud of fruity gay mist. When I drew level with them, I gave them an evil stare and said "Stinking fucking twats", causing them to act very sheepishly indeed. I bet they went straight back inside and did a gay rant about it on Snowflakes Corner. Cunts. Is there a snowflakes corner?! Im fuckin joining that shit and destroying it. Yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Khiwa said: Well as my scout master always used to say, it's only gay if you swallow. I swallow does not make a summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, The Bishop said: I swallow does not make a summer. But the one being swallowed feels VERY chilled out for the following few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, Khiwa said: But the one being swallowed feels VERY chilled out for the following few minutes. That was a Swift reply .. do you like the House Martins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, The Bishop said: That was a Swift reply .. do you like the House Martins? Prefer the Eagles. (Cue the bird related band puns...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 (Th)Rush?🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: Do you think that he got Vapona? Covonia of the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 That's the fuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 7 hours ago, Khiwa said: That's the fuckers! I suppose that you've ling since claimed your 20% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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