Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 What a stellar couple of days it has been observing the virtue signalling grandstanders tie themselves into pretzels! We've had Stacey Dooley called out by David Lammy for being a whiite saviour and stereotype re-enforcer for her schtik on Comic Relief. Dooley and the BBC are probably smarting from this, confused as to how to process the cognitive dissonance. Yes, love, Lammy is being racist, but you lot helped create the cudgel with which he just whacked you. Martina Navratilova has had her Stewardship of the LGBTQWERTY community revoked after making the wholly reasonable point that women with penises shouldn't be allowed to compete as women Finally, Ariana Grande has had her gay pride credentials challenged because, unfortunately for Neil and the 'go-faster stripes' he's had tattooed on his wrist, she's not a lesbian. When Martina Navratilova's credentials as a campaigner for equality are questioned, I'm pretty sure that's some real 'end of our days' shit that's going down right there. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Pop Will Eat Itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 3 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: What a stellar couple of days it has been observing the virtue signalling grandstanders tie themselves into pretzels! We've had Stacey Dooley called out by David Lammy for being a whiite saviour and stereotype re-enforcer for her schtik on Comic Relief. Dooley and the BBC are probably smarting from this, confused as to how to process the cognitive dissonance. Yes, love, Lammy is being racist, but you lot helped create the cudgel with which he just whacked you. Martina Navratilova has had her Stewardship of the LGBTQWERTY community revoked after making the wholly reasonable point that women with penises shouldn't be allowed to compete as women Finally, Ariana Grande has had her gay pride credentials challenged because, unfortunately for Neil and the 'go-faster stripes' he's had tattooed on his wrist, she's not a lesbian. When Martina Navratilova's credentials as a campaigner for equality are questioned, I'm pretty sure that's some real 'end of our days' shit that's going down right there. I know what autogaphy means but can you explain how cell regulation relates to your nom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 50 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know what autogaphy means but can you explain how cell regulation relates to your nom? Yeah, I thought when I wrote it it's a bit up itself, but it was either that or some detailed exposition about woke eating itself (as Baws so neatly / nearly skewers it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Pop goes the weasel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Martina Navratilova has had her Stewardship of the LGBTQWERTY community revoked after making the wholly reasonable point that women with penises shouldn't be allowed to compete as women Why not? She did! 😉 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: What a stellar couple of days it has been observing the virtue signalling grandstanders tie themselves into pretzels! We've had Stacey Dooley called out by David Lammy for being a whiite saviour and stereotype re-enforcer for her schtik on Comic Relief. Dooley and the BBC are probably smarting from this, confused as to how to process the cognitive dissonance. Yes, love, Lammy is being racist, but you lot helped create the cudgel with which he just whacked you. Martina Navratilova has had her Stewardship of the LGBTQWERTY community revoked after making the wholly reasonable point that women with penises shouldn't be allowed to compete as women Finally, Ariana Grande has had her gay pride credentials challenged because, unfortunately for Neil and the 'go-faster stripes' he's had tattooed on his wrist, she's not a lesbian. When Martina Navratilova's credentials as a campaigner for equality are questioned, I'm pretty sure that's some real 'end of our days' shit that's going down right there. The new left has become as intolerant of other opinions and points of view as the old right. Positive discrimination has just become plain old discrimination. Fuck the lot of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, cooze said: Why not? She did! 😉 You're confusing her with Jarmila Kratochvilova, Jesus Christ she practically had to tuck it into the waistband of 'her' shorts before she ran.....whipped it out in the event of a photo-finish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 8 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: What a stellar couple of days it has been observing the virtue signalling grandstanders tie themselves into pretzels! We've had Stacey Dooley called out by David Lammy for being a whiite saviour and stereotype re-enforcer for her schtik on Comic Relief. Dooley and the BBC are probably smarting from this, confused as to how to process the cognitive dissonance. Yes, love, Lammy is being racist, but you lot helped create the cudgel with which he just whacked you. Martina Navratilova has had her Stewardship of the LGBTQWERTY community revoked after making the wholly reasonable point that women with penises shouldn't be allowed to compete as women Finally, Ariana Grande has had her gay pride credentials challenged because, unfortunately for Neil and the 'go-faster stripes' he's had tattooed on his wrist, she's not a lesbian. When Martina Navratilova's credentials as a campaigner for equality are questioned, I'm pretty sure that's some real 'end of our days' shit that's going down right there. A confederacy of Dunces are in league against us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 37 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You're confusing her with Jarmila Kratochvilova, Jesus Christ she practically had to tuck it into the waistband of 'her' shorts before she ran.....whipped it out in the event of a photo-finish Before you ask... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Before you ask... If that really is labia, it would take 8 firemen and a crane to move her if she sat naked on a tiled floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: If that really is labia, it would take 8 firemen and a crane to move her if she sat naked on a tiled floor. Not necessarily. They need only pound the tiles (and hopefully the dreadful creature itself) with heavy hammers, then escort it to the most convenient surgical center to end any chance of reproduction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Before you ask... But we must ask... @Neil would you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: But we must ask... @Neil would you? If I were to wager, I'd say he'd pass. If you look at her forearms and biceps, were she to cinch them around his cock, she could tear it out from the bone. I have to believe her minge would have a similar result. Her face would make it impossible for him to send enough blood to make the soldier stand at attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) Could it drive a car competently? If the answers yes, then there's your answer right there. There really is no need to start looking for balls. Edited March 2, 2019 by Cunty BigBollox Gender neutralised 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: But we must ask... @Neil would you? No I don't want to fuck a Roger Daltry tribute act,I won't get fooled again (see what I did there?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Before you ask... If they are its labia I reckon there must have been a ripple of applause while it was still running the race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Before you ask... Looks like someone's photoshopped Roger Daltrey's head on Carl Froch's body. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Before you ask... Ms. Ersizalarge Vulvariski. Hungarian gold medallist high-jumper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Neil said: No I don't want to fuck a Roger Daltry tribute act,I won't get fooled again (see what I did there?) I imagine Neil to have such a supple wrist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 6 hours ago, Neil said: No I don't want to fuck a Roger Daltry tribute act,I won't get fooled again (see what I did there?) Not a Quick one while he's away? (See what I did there?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 51 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I imagine Neil to have such a supple wrist. In an almost-too-spooky coincidence, I've always imagined him as a deaf, dumb and blind kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: In an almost-too-spooky coincidence, I've always imagined him as a deaf, dumb and blind kid. You better you bet, he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: In an almost-too-spooky coincidence, I've always imagined him as a deaf, dumb and blind kid. Well, he's going blind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 22 minutes ago, scotty said: Well, he's going blind... … and those that he fucks are completely sightless. He's got it made for a man of his age, weight and demeanour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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