Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) The biological experiment that is Brendan the Beetroot's franchise. Total utter shit. Edited March 3, 2019 by Crab typo content and disrespect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Can't be fucked to read all that shit. Could you summarise through the medium of mime, please? Then kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 I've never seen this, and I never will. I presume they use Talking Heads for the intro music? David Byrne's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: Can't be fucked to read all that shit. Could you summarise through the medium of mime, please? Then kill yourself. "Suicide" in sign language... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Another big fat poof,just what TV needs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Can't be fucked to read all that shit. Could you summarise through the medium of mime, please? Then kill yourself. I’d prefer it if the crab just killed itself. Fuck the summary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Feel the quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 I shall leave the bloody torso of this innocent young nomination as an indictment against the cretins of cunts corner. They can swap self harming notes amongst themselves until the administrators ban them from posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: I shall leave the bloody torso of this innocent young nomination as an indictment against the cretins of cunts corner. They can swap self harming notes amongst themselves until the administrators ban them from posting. There aint no cretins on here. Not unless You're Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Drinking bleach is easier. It can only go one way. I still prefer how the nazi's did things. round up the cunts and gas them. My biggest issue with Hitler, is targeted the wrong cunts. Flids like Crab, Billy, and Pen's grandparents should have been introduced to the lads at Auschwitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I still prefer how the nazi's did things. round up the cunts and gas them. My biggest issue with Hitler, is targeted the wrong cunts. Flids like Crab, Billy, and Pen's grandparents should have been introduced to the lads at Auschwitz. But Wizz, they were there, as so too was number: 3330978326 AKA Pen. Blame the Ruskies for liberating the fuckers. Edited March 1, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: But Wizz, they were there, as so too was number: 3330978326 AKA Pen. Blame the Ruskies for liberating the fuckers. Ah yes, our red friends from behind the iron curtain. Their contributions to the world include distilled potato juice, eating fish eggs, goose stepping and liberating the flids. On the other hand, they are quite talented with forced sex porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ah yes, our red friends from behind the iron curtain. Their contributions to the world include distilled potato juice, eating fish eggs, goose stepping and liberating the flids. On the other hand, they are quite talented with forced sex porn. They also sent the first ugly-bug whore into space. Only once she landed back safely did they then try a Rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: They also sent the first ugly-bug whore into space. Only once she landed back safely did they then try a Rabbit. I'll have to leave that one, Eavens. Abusing KB's family is a trip to the naughty step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I still prefer how the nazi's did things. round up the cunts and gas them. My biggest issue with Hitler, is targeted the wrong cunts. Flids like Crab, Billy, and Pen's grandparents should have been introduced to the lads at Auschwitz. My auntie was killed at Auschwitz. Her fucking fault. She was told not to climb the watchtower by the guide. Those rungs bound to be rotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: My auntie was killed at Auschwitz. Her fucking fault. She was told not to climb the watchtower by the guide. Those rungs bound to be rotten. That's a very sad story, Gyps. Did she survive her death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: That's a very sad story, Gyps. Did she survive her death? No. My uncle asked if she could be cremated there, cheaper see (he's a tight bastard). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: No. My uncle asked if she could be cremated there, cheaper see (he's a tight bastard). Sounds like it went autopsy turfy, to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: My auntie was killed at Auschwitz. Her fucking fault. She was told not to climb the watchtower by the guide. Those rungs bound to be rotten. Sorry to hear about that Gyps. Sometimes, our pursuit of fortune won't allow us to leave the higher up pieces of scrap metal go. Take comfort in knowing she went on her own terms, nicking nazi loot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Sorry to hear about that Gyps. Sometimes, our pursuit of fortune won't allow us to leave the higher up pieces of scrap metal go. Take comfort in knowing she went on her own terms, nicking nazi loot. As opposed to pensioners savings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 12 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I still prefer how the nazi's did things. round up the cunts and gas them. My biggest issue with Hitler, is targeted the wrong cunts. Flids like Crab, Billy, and Pen's grandparents should have been introduced to the lads at Auschwitz. Aren’t you and eavens dead yet? Hurry up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would never presume to question your expertise, Baws, but isn't the most current view that a blade be drawn along the length of the wrist and not across? The sign language is more exaggerated and symbolic, if less effective, so that hard-of-thinking deafies don't assume she's just scratching her arm. I particularly like the enigmatic little half-smile that flits across her face just after the cut, as if to say, "What a welcome relief that it's over now." I've seen that look on Mrs Baws' face too, post-coitus, although in her case I'm sure it's just post orgasmic glow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: The sign language is more exaggerated and symbolic, if less effective, so that hard-of-thinking deafies don't assume she's just scratching her arm. I particularly like the enigmatic little half-smile that flits across her face just after the cut, as if to say, "What a welcome relief that it's over now." I've seen that look on Mrs Baws' face too, post-coitus, although in her case I'm sure it's just post orgasmic glow. People on the Autistic spectrum famously do have difficulty interpreting the emotional responses of others. I rather suspect Mrs B has found your spreadsheet of intercourse events marked “Nat King.xls” and is smiling at the disparity between the review you give yourself and the mark she would give you. Maybe she’s relieved you got to the vinegar strokes without doing 10 minutes of postwar Scottish Cup Winners aloud to delay the inevitable. Or perhaps she’s reminiscing fondly over that young Nigerian plumber you hired to sort the downstairs plumbing and who rather misunderstood his brief. Whatever, I suggest you investigate further. Unexplained enigmatic smiling is the thin end of the wedge leading to divorce, penury, and Sunday morning tearful masturbation in a Croydon bedsit. Take my friendly advice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 56 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: People on the Autistic spectrum famously do have difficulty interpreting the emotional responses of others. I rather suspect Mrs B has found your spreadsheet of intercourse events marked “Nat King.xls” and is smiling at the disparity between the review you give yourself and the mark she would give you. Maybe she’s relieved you got to the vinegar strokes without doing 10 minutes of postwar Scottish Cup Winners aloud to delay the inevitable. Or perhaps she’s reminiscing fondly over that young Nigerian plumber you hired to sort the downstairs plumbing and who rather misunderstood his brief. Whatever, I suggest you investigate further. Unexplained enigmatic smiling is the thin end of the wedge leading to divorce, penury, and Sunday morning tearful masturbation in a Croydon bedsit. Take my friendly advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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