Decimus Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Never heard of it before tonight. Pissed off my nut and watching QI reruns on IPlayer, and this fucking slut has popped up on an episode. I know that the BBC has to fill a quota where unfunny, menstrual cunts are concerned, but the vast majority of them sit on panel shows and only dare to speak once or twice. However, this unfunny fucking whore has clucked on since the opening credits rolled, constantly trying to hijack and interject on her male superior's anecdotes. A desperate, unfunny, attention seeking slut who I wish was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 I agree Deco but again, if she shat on her feet, I'd have to lick them. After that, you can do want you want with her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Are you ever sober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop said: Are you ever sober? "I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still have a bigger dick than Mr. Ed and feet the size of Hampshire." You boring, childless, sad old fucking tranny cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Fucking hell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 I'm sure her on stage reportaire, like every female comedian consists of :Men are stupid, women are better than men, menstruation, men are stupid again, women are better than men, again. The only difference is overweight female comedians will throw in the odd cake and/or biscuit jokes and ethnic ones will base their stand-up routine about being black/indian/Pakistani etc The annoying whiny voiced Geordie one will harp on about her cat. In a whiny annoying Geordie accent. Bobcat Goldthwait is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 hours ago, Decimus said: "I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still have a bigger dick than Mr. Ed and feet the size of Hampshire." You boring, childless, sad old fucking tranny cunt. You ok Decs babe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. Quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 11 hours ago, ratcum said: I agree Deco but again, if she shat on her feet, I'd have to lick them. After that, you can do want you want with her When it comes to matters faecal and digestibly expellable, He is the very model of a modern scatological. Jesus H. Fucking MacChrist rat, you are obsessed. Get help. 💩💩 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 6 hours ago, scotty said: When it comes to matters faecal and digestibly expellable, He is the very model of a modern scatological. Jesus H. Fucking MacChrist rat, you are obsessed. Get help. 💩💩 It's too late for me Scottles 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Mmmmmm,I kinda know what you mean but she has something,whether it's just a fanny I'm not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, Neil said: Mmmmmm,I kinda know what you mean but she has something,whether it's just a fanny I'm not sure. Neil, you style her hair for her, don't you? Think Cameron Diaz in "Something About Mary." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 20 hours ago, Decimus said: Never heard of it before tonight. Pissed off my nut and watching QI reruns on IPlayer, and this fucking slut has popped up on an episode. I know that the BBC has to fill a quota where unfunny, menstrual cunts are concerned, but the vast majority of them sit on panel shows and only dare to speak once or twice. However, this unfunny fucking whore has clucked on since the opening credits rolled, constantly trying to hijack and interject on her male superior's anecdotes. A desperate, unfunny, attention seeking slut who I wish was dead. You are of course part of the quota 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: You are of course part of the quota 🤔 Are you implying Decs is a menstrual cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you implying Decs is a menstrual cunt? yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fucking hell. indeed. Deco is bigger than God and can lay waste entire galaxies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: indeed. Deco is bigger than God and can lay waste entire galaxies. Like a young Silver Surfer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Like a young Silver Surfer. He's hiding in the cupboard under the stairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Dex. Have you been fucking around with mine and my neighbours wheelie bins on the streets of Norwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 48 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dex. Have you been fucking around with mine and my neighbours wheelie bins on the streets of Norwich? Why, have you found a body in one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Dex. Have you been fucking around with mine and my neighbours wheelie bins on the streets of Norwich? I thought it was a bottle bank, you drunken cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 03/03/2019 at 01:29, Decimus said: "I may be drunk, but in the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still have a bigger dick than Mr. Ed and feet the size of Hampshire." You boring, childless, sad old fucking tranny cunt. Harsh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 10 hours ago, Decimus said: I thought it was a bottle bank, you drunken cunt. I thought you might have been the 'tard that arranged them around his carer when they collapsed in the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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