Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Not content with preventing titting-up in the workplace or banging your receptionist in the lift, you can now face a criminal charge of 'Hard Hugging' under The Ted Baker act 2019. What determines an act of Hard Hugging has yet to be disclosed, but my guess is that it's not the same as say Soft, Featherlight or Cuddle-Hugging for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 A broken rib or vertebrae might just about fulfil the criteria, or in Neil's case a bruised leg, back or stomach from hugging when hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Not content with preventing titting-up in the workplace or banging your receptionist in the lift, you can now face a criminal charge of 'Hard Hugging' under The Ted Baker act 2019. What determines an act of Hard Hugging has yet to be disclosed, but my guess is that it's not the same as say Soft, Featherlight or Cuddle-Hugging for example. That curvy little blonde is very huggable. Order me one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: A broken rib or vertebrae might just about fulfil the criteria, or in Neil's case a bruised leg, back or stomach from hugging when hard. Typo. It's 'tugging' in Neil's case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: That curvy little blonde is very huggable. Order me one. It's now a criminal offence. Ted Baker policy only allows you one brush of her juicy fruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Typo. It's 'tugging' in Neil's case. ...or 'buggering' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 I always get hard when hugging, sometimes with women! 😏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Ffs, what next, if you shake hands too hard or soft, you spend 10-20 years in prison and branded a sex offender??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ffs, what next, if you shake hands too hard or soft, you spend 10-20 years in prison and branded a sex offender??? I don't see why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, cooze said: I don't see why not. With the apparent coming ban on any type of physical contact between people, the germophobes will be in paradise. Pepper spray replaced by aerosol disinfectant...stun guns replaced by ultra violet sanitizers...Punkape extinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Not content with preventing titting-up in the workplace or banging your receptionist in the lift, you can now face a criminal charge of 'Hard Hugging' under The Ted Baker act 2019. What determines an act of Hard Hugging has yet to be disclosed, but my guess is that it's not the same as say Soft, Featherlight or Cuddle-Hugging for example. This will help enormously the fight against HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: This will help enormously the fight against HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.. So would you being locked away or dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: This will help enormously the fight against HIV/AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases.. Wow, your HIV must be a particularly virulent strain if you're regularly passing it on just by hugging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 28 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Wow, your HIV must be a particularly virulent strain if you're regularly passing it on just by hugging. … you don't know what parts of the male body he hugs, or with what he hugs them with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ffs, what next, if you shake hands too hard or soft, you spend 10-20 years in prison and branded a sex offender??? Mind you, it is Ted Baker the lecherous purveyor of Oat Courtchure that's been outed as a 'Forced Huggerer.' Not that I mean anything at all by this, but 'Ted' also makes clothes for little boys. He looks steamy to me, that's for sure. The cunt should throw in the towel and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Mind you, it is Ted Baker the lecherous purveyor of Oat Courtchure that's been outed as a 'Forced Huggerer.' Not that I mean anything at all by this, but 'Ted' also makes clothes for little boys. He looks steamy to me, that's for sure. The cunt should throw in the towel and fuck off. An excellent opportunity wasted in that photo. The cunt with the towel could have draped it over his entire head, then begin dumping water over it. Waterboard the deviant fucker to death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: An excellent opportunity wasted in that photo. The cunt with the towel could have draped it over his entire head, then begin dumping water over it. Waterboard the deviant fucker to death. The cunt behind Ted looks suspect too. I'm sure I've seen that shirt somewhere else on here before... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 9 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Not content with preventing titting-up in the workplace or banging your receptionist in the lift, you can now face a criminal charge of 'Hard Hugging' under The Ted Baker act 2019. What determines an act of Hard Hugging has yet to be disclosed, but my guess is that it's not the same as say Soft, Featherlight or Cuddle-Hugging for example. A very worthwhile nomination. I'd like to hug the nominator with a 10,000 volt stun gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Ffs, what next, if you shake hands too hard or soft, you spend 10-20 years in prison and branded a sex offender??? Any contact with you requires deep cleansing with harpic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The cunt behind Ted looks suspect too. I'm sure I've seen that shirt somewhere else on here before... Yes I don' t like Ted Baker either. Eh.... it's not Ted Baker. It's his underling. He is sitting back laughing like Larry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 23 minutes ago, Crab said: A very worthwhile nomination. I'd like to hug the nominator with a 10,000 volt stun gun. The chances of You hugging anything, are 10,000 to 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 22 minutes ago, Crab said: Yes I don' t like Ted Baker either. Eh.... it's not Ted Baker. It's his underling. He is sitting back laughing like Larry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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