Neil Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Pyre Starter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 (edited) Cue uber cunt DJs...."Pioneer", "ground-breaking" blah blah bollocks. Edited March 5, 2019 by Couldn't give a shit Libelous comment removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Spack my bitch up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 18 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Cue uber cunt DJs...."Pioneer", "ground-breaking" blah blah bollocks. Was he a cellist ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Was he a cellist ? He could have duetted with you playing the Maroon Bassoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 13 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: He could have duetted with you playing the Maroon Bassoon. The pink oboe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Quality question just now on The Chase. Which pop group has the fewest members? The Prodigy, The Pretenders, or The Proclaimers. One has just got one fewer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The pink oboe? The rusty trombone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Christopher Walken's had a hell of a life, a half century involvement in Natalie Wood's murder investigation, and being bummed by one of the Housemartins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Christopher Walken's had a hell of a life, a half century involvement in Natalie Wood's murder investigation, and being bummed by one of the Housemartins. It was his 'Weapon of Choice" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 40 minutes ago, cooze said: Knowing what we know now, it was possibly the other way around I fuckin' knew Zoe Ball had a cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, Neil said: I fuckin' knew Zoe Ball had a cock! So you'll be off for a fortnight rubbing yourself raw, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 I saw Zoe Ball at a festival a few years back,Her looks are deceiving,she 's fucking uglier in real life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Neil said: I saw Zoe Ball at a festival a few years back,Her looks are deceiving,she 's fucking uglier in real life Black plastic bin bags can do miracles with faces that can peel wallpaper. You would, we all know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 14 minutes ago, Neil said: I saw Zoe Ball at a festival a few years back,Her looks are deceiving,she 's fucking uglier in real life Was she sober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Quality question just now on The Chase. Which pop group has the fewest members? The Prodigy, The Pretenders, or The Proclaimers. One has just got one fewer. I fucking hate that programme with passion. Especially that fucking one who looks like Velma off of Scooby Doo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Honestly never seen a full episode but I did see some big cunt with a square head and no personality on something else at the weekend,called himself the 'Beast',I couldn't disagree as the cunt was fucking hideous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Honestly never seen a full episode but I did see some big cunt with a square head and no personality on something else at the weekend,called himself the 'Beast',I couldn't disagree as the cunt was fucking hideous That was the Archbishop of Canterbury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Neil said: Honestly never seen a full episode but I did see some big cunt with a square head and no personality on something else at the weekend,called himself the 'Beast',I couldn't disagree as the cunt was fucking hideous Are you certain your Missus hasn't replaced the TV with a mirror, Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Neil said: Honestly never seen a full episode but I did see some big cunt with a square head and no personality on something else at the weekend,called himself the 'Beast',I couldn't disagree as the cunt was fucking hideous He thinks he's hard cos he's 6'7 or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 On 4 March 2019 at 17:25, Cardinal Sin said: He could have duetted with you playing the Maroon Bassoon. More like the jet black didgeridoo in punkers case... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 The Prodigy singer Keith Flint had unspecified amounts of cocaine, alcohol and codeine in his system when he died, an inquest heard... Now there’s a surprise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: The Prodigy singer Keith Flint had unspecified amounts of cocaine, alcohol and codeine in his system when he died, an inquest heard... Now there’s a surprise... I sold him the bugle and codeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Apparently his death can't be ruled as suicide, as the coroner has said it may have also been 'accidental'. Right now I'm sure Keith is discussing it in detail with Michael Hutchence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Apparently his death can't be ruled as suicide, as the coroner has said it may have also been 'accidental'. Right now I'm sure Keith is discussing it in detail with Michael Hutchence. Jon Bonham and Keith Moon could offer expert testimony on the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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