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International Women's Day 8th March

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Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Lineker 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. 

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47 minutes ago, Crab said:

Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Linekar 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. 

Football's for irons(and rug munchers)

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35 minutes ago, cooze said:

Football's for irons(and rug munchers)

Get in a small inflateable at Ramsgate, after a few pints, head out across the Channel, follow your traffickers instructions on the beach in France. Start a new life. 

AS YOU CLEARLY AIN'T GOT A LIFE HERE. 

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1 hour ago, Crab said:

Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Linekar 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. 

You fucking idiot. 

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18 minutes ago, Crab said:

Suits you then La shit de la shit. 

No coming back from that.........

Boring fucking cunt, kill yourself.

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11 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You fucking idiot. 

Coming from a cunt who is just waking up from a deep coma. Where have you been all my life and who is give you one up the bullseye? 

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Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe.

Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit.

 

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1 minute ago, DrCunt said:

Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe.

Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit.

 

Ffs doc, would you please spare the narrative and come straight to the point?  Stop sugar coating your posts!  

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1 minute ago, Crab said:

Coming from a cunt who is just waking up from a deep coma. Where have you been all my life and who is give you one up the bullseye? 

"who is give you one up the bullseye" ? 

Are you from Botswana?

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Just now, DrCunt said:

Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe.

Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit.

 

The only deals you know about is the meet with your supplier. Now get in a fucking inflateable and paddle over to France you CUNT. 

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Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Ffs doc, would you please spare the narrative and come straight to the point?  Stop sugar coating your posts!  

You're up somebody's arse - have the decency to groom your rent boys somewhere else. 

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1 minute ago, Crab said:

Coming from a cunt who is just waking up from a deep coma. Where have you been all my life and who is give you one up the bullseye? 

You've confirmed my point rather well. 

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1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

"who is give you one up the bullseye" ? 

Are you from Botswana?

 

12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

No coming back from that.........

Boring fucking cunt, kill yourself.

Not until I've shanked you first. 

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3 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

You've confirmed my point rather well. 

Oh rather Stewie. Oh rather Prince Charles. Rather rather Fucking dozy cunt. 

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9 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe.

Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit.

 

Shuv every Recognition Day or Name Day up your arse with a giant hydraulic power hammer till it comes out of your ENT you stupid CUNT. 

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4 minutes ago, Crab said:

Shuv every Recognition Day or Name Day up your arse with a giant hydraulic power hammer till it comes out of your ENT you stupid CUNT. 

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10 minutes ago, Crab said:

Shuv every Recognition Day or Name Day up your arse with a giant hydraulic power hammer till it comes out of your ENT you stupid CUNT. 

This is your way of killing off the crab character isn't it? You sneaky old cunt.

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This is worse than fucking "Yacht".

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Just now, Cuntybaws said:

This is worse than fucking "Yacht".

Find that for me please. It gets mentioned at least weekly, yet the search facility yields only recently posted references.

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2 hours ago, Crab said:

Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Linekar 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. 

What, if anything, goes through your tiny mind when constructing a pile of utter fucking shit such as this? 

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Just now, Iam Ape said:

What, if anything, goes through your tiny mind when constructing a pile of utter fucking shit such as this? 

You cretin. 👍

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