Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Lineker 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 I am not sure that I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 47 minutes ago, Crab said: Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Linekar 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. Football's for irons(and rug munchers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 26 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Pile of shit. Suits you then La shit de la shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 35 minutes ago, cooze said: Football's for irons(and rug munchers) Get in a small inflateable at Ramsgate, after a few pints, head out across the Channel, follow your traffickers instructions on the beach in France. Start a new life. AS YOU CLEARLY AIN'T GOT A LIFE HERE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Crab said: Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Linekar 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. You fucking idiot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 18 minutes ago, Crab said: Suits you then La shit de la shit. No coming back from that......... Boring fucking cunt, kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You fucking idiot. Coming from a cunt who is just waking up from a deep coma. Where have you been all my life and who is give you one up the bullseye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe. Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, DrCunt said: Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe. Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit. Ffs doc, would you please spare the narrative and come straight to the point? Stop sugar coating your posts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Crab said: Coming from a cunt who is just waking up from a deep coma. Where have you been all my life and who is give you one up the bullseye? "who is give you one up the bullseye" ? Are you from Botswana? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, DrCunt said: Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe. Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit. The only deals you know about is the meet with your supplier. Now get in a fucking inflateable and paddle over to France you CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Ffs doc, would you please spare the narrative and come straight to the point? Stop sugar coating your posts! You're up somebody's arse - have the decency to groom your rent boys somewhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Crab said: Coming from a cunt who is just waking up from a deep coma. Where have you been all my life and who is give you one up the bullseye? You've confirmed my point rather well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: "who is give you one up the bullseye" ? Are you from Botswana? 12 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: No coming back from that......... Boring fucking cunt, kill yourself. Not until I've shanked you first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You've confirmed my point rather well. Oh rather Stewie. Oh rather Prince Charles. Rather rather Fucking dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 9 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Shove mother's day and Valentine's and kill two birds with one stone on Women's day. If you'd ever left your bedsit you'd realise this is quite a big deal in most of Europe. Now fuck off, you inane, boring, illiterate, pointless, good for fuck all piece of shit. Shuv every Recognition Day or Name Day up your arse with a giant hydraulic power hammer till it comes out of your ENT you stupid CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Crab said: Shuv every Recognition Day or Name Day up your arse with a giant hydraulic power hammer till it comes out of your ENT you stupid CUNT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 10 minutes ago, Crab said: Shuv every Recognition Day or Name Day up your arse with a giant hydraulic power hammer till it comes out of your ENT you stupid CUNT. This is your way of killing off the crab character isn't it? You sneaky old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 This is worse than fucking "Yacht". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Cuntybaws said: This is worse than fucking "Yacht". Find that for me please. It gets mentioned at least weekly, yet the search facility yields only recently posted references. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Crab said: Given Mother's Day is on 31st March that's a double whammy. Clearly a sop to the butch otherwise chubby scrawny mouthy extreme femminists who couldn't get laid if they tried which they clearly don't considering their repulsive appearance. Unsurprisingly the BBC is rising to the challenge this week in true Big Woman Little Girl style with a variety of radio and tv programmes while continuing to pay shits like Gary Linekar 1.75 million - oh yeah Gary keep your mouth shut about Women's Football. Fucking four hours of it in last week on the BBC already. Wake me up when the England womens team die in an air crash. There's still time to saw your cock and balls off as a little extra and enclose them with the bouquet you are planning to send your beloved. Then you can join the rest of the girls celebrating Britain's success in the Women's World Cup with a glass of white wine for the lady. What, if anything, goes through your tiny mind when constructing a pile of utter fucking shit such as this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 Just now, Iam Ape said: What, if anything, goes through your tiny mind when constructing a pile of utter fucking shit such as this? You cretin. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is worse than fucking "Yacht". 🦀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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