Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 21 minutes ago, Crab said: Not until I've shanked you first. Prison humour, how original. I'm sure you've spent hours researching the truth behind shower room rapes, and have dropped the soap yourself once or twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Find that for me please. It gets mentioned at least weekly, yet the search facility yields only recently posted references. Useless cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: This is your way of killing off the crab character isn't it? You sneaky old cunt. The crab character is a giant crustacean with a very long life span. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 1 hour ago, The Bishop said: I am not sure that I agree. Will you be celebrating Pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is worse than fucking "Yacht". Comparable to Dickyless and his nom about roundabouts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 This crab fucker really is ruining this site. I have wiped more intelligent life into a wad of toilet paper. Die of arse cancer in the next half hour please. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 The Gary Lineker fan club is inbading the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, southerncunt said: This crab fucker really is ruining this site. I have wiped more intelligent life into a wad of toilet paper. Die of arse cancer in the next half hour please. You take Gary's long shaft every MoD you footie fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Useless cunt! Thank you. Now it all makes sense. Why the SI unit of measurement that quantifies the shittiness of nominations, is the 'Yacht'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Will you be celebrating Pen? I might get drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 4, 2019 Report Share Posted March 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Bishop said: I might get drunk Die of Liver Failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 16 hours ago, Crab said: Get in a small inflateable at Ramsgate, after a few pints, head out across the Channel, follow your traffickers instructions on the beach in France. Start a new life. AS YOU CLEARLY AIN'T GOT A LIFE HERE. Says the cunt who's never anywhere else. 🦀 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you. Now it all makes sense. Why the SI unit of measurement that quantifies the shittiness of nominations, is the 'Yacht'. Eric, I know you are a big advocate of wimmins rights and equality. I remember your words in the speech you gave to the Belper and district Lesbian women's Institute "As long as my dinner's on the table you tarts can do whatever the fuck you want". I'm surprised you got through that toilet window though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eric, I know you are a big advocate of wimmins rights and equality. I remember your words in the speech you gave to the Belper and district Lesbian women's Institute "As long as my dinner's on the table you tarts can do whatever the fuck you want". I'm surprised you got through that toilet window though. Eric"a" was collecting for the Sally AM in Exeter last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 26 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Eric"a" was collecting for the Sally AM in Exeter last week. Thing is, Neil's booked to give a talk to them next. Should I worry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is, Neil's booked to give a talk to them next. Should I worry? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Thank you. Now it all makes sense. Why the SI unit of measurement that quantifies the shittiness of nominations, is the 'Yacht'. 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Eric, I know you are a big advocate of wimmins rights and equality. I remember your words in the speech you gave to the Belper and district Lesbian women's Institute "As long as my dinner's on the table you tarts can do whatever the fuck you want". I'm surprised you got through that toilet window though. Erm.. what's the connection between the post of mine that you quoted, and what you have replied? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Erm.. what's the connection between the post of mine that you quoted, and what you have replied? Nothing. I just couldn't be asked to search a relevant one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nothing. I just couldn't be asked to search a relevant one. Fairy muff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 5, 2019 Report Share Posted March 5, 2019 On 4 March 2019 at 19:29, Cuntybaws said: Useless cunt! I miss the disgusting scattist. Every true cunt here does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 On the eve of international stroppy bitch's day, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you bitches that everything you have is because you open your legs for the MAN in your life. Enjoy your day off from doing the ironing tomorrow but make sure you put in an effort to catch up on Saturday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: On the eve of international stroppy bitch's day, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you bitches that everything you have is because you open your legs for the MAN in your life. Enjoy your day off from doing the ironing tomorrow but make sure you put in an effort to catch up on Saturday. Looks like you'll have to give yourself a blowy then. Unless Punkers can oblige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: On the eve of international stroppy bitch's day, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you bitches that everything you have is because you open your legs for the MAN in your life. Enjoy your day off from doing the ironing tomorrow but make sure you put in an effort to catch up on Saturday. They need not worry. Crab is back, and he'll do all the ironing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 11 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: On the eve of international stroppy bitch's day, I would like to take this opportunity to remind you bitches that everything you have is because you open your legs for the MAN in your life. Enjoy your day off from doing the ironing tomorrow but make sure you put in an effort to catch up on Saturday. Let's not forget that on new year's eve last you spent the entire evening right through to the early hours of new year's day moping about on The Corner. I would suggest your now permanent state of onanism is that you do not measure up in all respects. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: They need not worry. Crab is back, and he'll do all the ironing! It's 8th March. International Woman's Day. Crab'll be rushed off his feet and spreading them like a lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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