Roadkill Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: The only way any cunts going to watch this shite is if they all play in the buff and there's a live camera in their changing rooms after the game so we can all watch them finger blasting each other in the showers. Thus making your DVD collection obsolete Both sexes can shag a Pringles tube - but neither can do it well. Think about it - it's going to be a shit experience no matter who's playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Roadkill (temp) said: Both sexes can shag a Pringles tube - but neither can do it well. Think about it - it's going to be a shit experience no matter who's playing. Just because you got rid of crab paste and your balls have swollen up like a freshly shined kookaburra and a dukes in a sock, doesn't mean you can catch me out with your gibberish riddles killa. However, just imagine the spicy BBQ flavour? That would sting the old japs eye/lower intestine... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Aled Jones has lost some weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 23:00, Stubby Pecker said: Just because you got rid of crab paste and your balls have swollen up like a freshly shined kookaburra and a dukes in a sock, doesn't mean you can catch me out with your gibberish riddles killa. However, just imagine the spicy BBQ flavour? That would sting the old japs eye/lower intestine... I think that you are a bit of a werrit Stubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 07/03/2019 at 17:29, Stubby Pecker said: You can add women's rugby and cricket to that shite. Our girls successfully chased down 112 in India today in a T20- that's just over 5 an over, I bet the few dozen viewers won't forget this absolute thriller for some time. I can't claim to enjoy cricket....I think I'd rather bait a school of piranha with my cock than endure it, but to the birds have an ashes to win? Applescruff needs a better view of the game, and if he splatters the tele, maybe his mood will brighten some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 On 05/03/2019 at 20:57, DrCunt said: If that's the wall for a free kick, I'm absolutely fucking certain Ronaldo would miss. Nah, he’d rape the lot of em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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