Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Confucius say, be no' afwaid to sue the USA in Texas if wey mess wiv AC/DC connexions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 What the bloody heck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Spack in black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Or as it's known in Newcastle Huawei-Man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: What the bloody heck are you talking about? Too much for your mind to comprehend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Or as it's known in Newcastle Huawei-Man! The Chinks will never win. Trumps got North Korea on his side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 I've got big balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I've got big balls. Where'd you get 'em? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The Chinks will never win. Trumps got North Korea on his side. Apparently the chinese are despised in Mongolia and illegal immigrants from there get the shit kicked out of them by the Mongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Where'd you get 'em? I bought them from a man who does dirty deeds, dirt cheap. Moneytalks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Apparently the chinese are despised in Mongolia and illegal immigrants from there get the shit kicked out of them by the Mongs. The slitty-eyed yellow-skinned fuckers, are despised everywhere. Cocklers, the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bought them from a man who does dirty deeds, dirt cheap. Moneytalks. Stubbs. His stuff falls off the back of lorry. Edited March 7, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 You've got the handset - but have you got The Jack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The slitty-eyed yellow-skinned fuckers, are despised everywhere. Cocklers, the lot of 'em. Then you've got the Japanese who are universally despised by every other country in asia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Then you've got the Japanese who are universally despised by every other country in asia. Unnecessary to add these two words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Then you've got the Japanese who are universally despised by every other country in asia. They're the same, aint they? Different flag, that's all. They can't even grow a poxy tree over 8" Hau, no wei. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 As the owner of a Huawei phone, can I use this opportunity to apologise to the Communist Party spook (that's spook) who's monitoring my internet usage. Sorry for any offence, mate.* *Unless you're a fan of dwarf piss and shit vids; in which case you can chip in for my phone rental, you tight rhino cock eating cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 7, 2019 Report Share Posted March 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: You've got the handset - but have you got The Jack? I broke my fucking phone when I slipped on Black Ice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bought them from a man who does dirty deeds, dirt cheap. Moneytalks. I've heard of him. His "entrepreneurial" spirit makes Gyps look like a law abiding citizen. He has a nickname.....Hells Bell(end). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Ollyboro said: As the owner of a Huawei phone, can I use this opportunity to apologise to the Communist Party spook (that's spook) who's monitoring my internet usage. Sorry for any offence, mate. Being in the same boat regarding handsets olly, I've pondered exactly this issue. To be honest, I'm half expecting the corner to suffer some sort of crash caused by our inscrutable friends for which you and I will be held accountable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 hours ago, scotty said: Being in the same boat regarding handsets olly, I've pondered exactly this issue. To be honest, I'm half expecting the corner to suffer some sort of crash caused by our inscrutable friends for which you and I will be held accountable. I think we might be able to save the corner if we can persuade judge to pop into his local takeaway establishment to order pwawn balls and egg fwied wice instead of that reconstituted kebab shit after he's finished in the Blue Oyster tonight. The Chinks will love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Good phones though, and if you lose any data on them you just call round at the local Chinese to get a download. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 49 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Good phones though, and if you lose any data on them you just call round at the local Chinese to get a download. I've done that myself pen. It worked fine but ever since I've been getting texts telling me to "stand by for instructions" and calling me Comrade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: I've done that myself pen. It worked fine but ever since I've been getting texts telling me to "stand by for instructions" and calling me Comrade. I got my download from here .. they did mention that a gentleman who carries a stethoscope and a gladstone bag was another customer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 hours ago, scotty said: Being in the same boat regarding handsets olly, I've pondered exactly this issue. To be honest, I'm half expecting the corner to suffer some sort of crash caused by our inscrutable friends for which you and I will be held accountable. Are you both Hauwei men? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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