Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Vain, selfish, arrogant and mostly cowards and they use English as their first language .. is there any point is the French and France? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: Vain, selfish, arrogant and mostly cowards and they use English as their first language .. is there any point is the French and France? I don’t know about the French, but there’s certainly no point in this nomination. Or you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I don’t know about the French, but there’s certainly no point in this nomination. Or you. Normally I'd report someone who uses the first reply to a nomination to attack the originator, but in this case, you're absolutely correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Normally I'd report someone who uses the first reply to a nomination to attack the originator, but in this case, you're absolutely correct. Thanks for being so understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Vain, selfish, arrogant and mostly cowards and they use English as their first language .. is there any point is the French and France? Tas de merde. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Tas de merde. Don't encourage the gormless, cock tucking twat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Tas de merde. Fanaidh balaichean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't encourage the gormless, cock tucking twat You had a good week Stubby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Tas de merde. ...tue toi. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 As I've probably mentioned before, one of France's most famous sculptures is Rodin's "Burghers of Calais". Edward the Cunt had laid seige to the city and agreed that if they sent six of their head honchos out, he would spare the other residents. Which they did. To the French this represents self-sacrifice; I see it as the cunts surrendering. Which brings us to their piss poor performance during the 2nd World War. After putting up a fight against the krauts, which made Joe fucking Bugner look like the 1940 Finnish army, the resistance numbered about 40000. In other words, about 1 out of every 1000 French cunt could be bothered. The rest were running cafes and fucking their saucy staff behind their tone deaf wife's back. I wouldn't mind, but after letting de Gaulle ponce about Paris like a conquering hero -after we'd liberated the cunts -the cheeky cunt wouldn't let us in the Common fucking Market, Although there is a debate as to whether being part of a European Union is a good thing. Apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: As I've probably mentioned before, one of France's most famous sculptures is Rodin's "Burghers of Calais". Edward the Cunt had laid seige to the city and agreed that if they sent six of their head honchos out, he would spare the other residents. Which they did. To the French this represents self-sacrifice; I see it as the cunts surrendering. Which brings us to their piss poor performance during the 2nd World War. After putting up a fight against the krauts, which made Joe fucking Bugner look like the 1940 Finnish army, the resistance numbered about 40000. In other words, about 1 out of every 1000 French cunt could be bothered. The rest were running cafes and fucking their saucy staff behind their tone deaf wife's back. I wouldn't mind, but after letting de Gaulle ponce about Paris like a conquering hero -after we'd liberated the cunts -the cheeky cunt wouldn't let us in the Common fucking Market, Although there is a debate as to whether being part of a European Union is a good thing. Apparently. You can't blame them, what with their decrepit mothers-in-law occupying the bedroom and carrying on with the local undertakers. Shocking behaviour from the geriatrics and a sad inditement of French society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 18 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: As I've probably mentioned before, one of France's most famous sculptures is Rodin's "Burghers of Calais". Edward the Cunt had laid seige to the city and agreed that if they sent six of their head honchos out, he would spare the other residents. Which they did. To the French this represents self-sacrifice; I see it as the cunts surrendering. Which brings us to their piss poor performance during the 2nd World War. After putting up a fight against the krauts, which made Joe fucking Bugner look like the 1940 Finnish army, the resistance numbered about 40000. In other words, about 1 out of every 1000 French cunt could be bothered. The rest were running cafes and fucking their saucy staff behind their tone deaf wife's back. I wouldn't mind, but after letting de Gaulle ponce about Paris like a conquering hero -after we'd liberated the cunts -the cheeky cunt wouldn't let us in the Common fucking Market, Although there is a debate as to whether being part of a European Union is a good thing. Apparently. One of my uncles was in France in the first world war. A farmer refused to let him and some other British soldiers to get some water from his well until they threatened to shoot him. After they got the water they needed, they went around the farmyard and collected as much cow and pig shit as the could find and shovelled it down his well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: I don’t know about the French, but there’s certainly no point in this nomination. Or you. Reported for derailing the thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 48 minutes ago, The Bishop said: One of my uncles was in France in the first world war. A farmer refused to let him and some other British soldiers to get some water from his well until they threatened to shoot him. After they got the water they needed, they went around the farmyard and collected as much cow and pig shit as the could find and shovelled it down his well. And then shot him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: Vain, selfish, arrogant and mostly cowards and they use English as their first language .. is there any point is the French and France? Most of our much needed asylum seekers come across the channel, also our inflatable dinghy industry depends on keeping France on side even though they are are undoubtedly a nation of cheese eating surrender monkeys and eurocunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Most of our much needed asylum seekers come across the channel, also our inflatable dinghy industry depends on keeping France on side even though they are are undoubtedly a nation of cheese eating surrender monkeys and eurocunts Where's my money, Albert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, Roadkill (temp) said: Where's my money, Albert? They say your moneys safe in Fort Knox Kentucky, but it’s safer in the pocket of your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: They say your moneys safe in Fort Knox Kentucky, but it’s safer in the pocket of your pants. I'm not playing, Albert. Crab is festering in a sewage outlet pipe with his severed tongue shoved up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Looks like @Earl of Punkape is on “iron” duty tonight. There’s a considerable amount of “irony” in this, as usually he’d be receiving an iron or two up his gaping arsehole at this time. Perhaps he still is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, Roadkill (temp) said: I'm not playing, Albert. Crab is festering in a sewage outlet pipe with his severed tongue shoved up his arse. So glad to hear he is ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: So glad to hear he is ok If he still had a pulse you could say he's living his wildest dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill (temp) said: If he still had a pulse you could say he's living his wildest dreams. Festering in a sewage pipe with your tongue rammed up your own arsehole might make one question whether one had maybe set the bar at the correct height ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Festering in a sewage pipe with your tongue rammed up your own arsehole might make one question whether one had maybe set the bar at the correct height ? It just might, but old Crab will never get a chance to fix it now. You still have the chance - I'd advise you take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill (temp) said: It just might, but old Crab will never get a chance to fix it now. You still have the chance - I'd advise you take it. “Newbies” get thrown in the deep end on here, no fucking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill (temp) said: It just might, but old Crab will never get a chance to fix it now. You still have the chance - I'd advise you take it. I'd second this. Cunt the cunts and pick your fights. Don't have shit fits and start flinging your stools at your own bedroom walls. As long as you're not Albert, which would make you unredeemable, you've probably got just enough to fit in. Just. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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