Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 Emmanuel Macron - best known for being that weirdo who married his paedo school teacher - but also President of France, clearly enjoys being told what to do by people more important than him. His recent calls of numerous reforms within the EU to trigger a "renaissance" have the distinctive characteristics of something written by a naughty little submissive just after they've had the hot candle wax poured over their bollocks and been made to read out loud to a room full of wanking gimps whilst their dominatrix stands behind whipping them to climax. The proposed reforms consist of a number of things - there's a "European Agency for the Protection of Democracies" - which will increase the stranglehold the EU already has over the internet and reduce the spread of "fake news" and ban foreign powers from funding European national parties (AKA the filthy Right), a "European Council for Internal Security" - which will impose a Europe-wide border force agency - removing that annoying nuisance of individual countries within the Union closing their borders to immigrants, an "EU Minimum Wage" - which would be provided in a manner "appropriate to each country" again freeing individual countries within the Union of this responsibility, and last but not least a "European Food Safety Force" - which (presumably) will drive around in armoured cars pulling over lorries carrying food and finger the mince. If I was a cynical man I'd have to say imposing complete control over the internet, borders, money and food of every country within a Union which they joined long before such rules were in place was a bit sinister - but I'm sure that if the great democracy that is the EU hears any complaint from its members the reforms will be altered accordingly. After all - its not like little Emmanuel is being used as a puppet for some dark and sinister force intent upon complete control over everything within its borders. After all, I'm sure his Latin teacher and future wife Mrs. Trogneux is the only person to ever have her hand up his arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 21 minutes ago, Roadkill (temp) said: Emmanuel Macron - best known for being that weirdo who married his paedo school teacher - but also President of France, clearly enjoys being told what to do by people more important than him. His recent calls of numerous reforms within the EU to trigger a "renaissance" have the distinctive characteristics of something written by a naughty little submissive just after they've had the hot candle wax poured over their bollocks and been made to read out loud to a room full of wanking gimps whilst their dominatrix stands behind whipping them to climax. The proposed reforms consist of a number of things - there's a "European Agency for the Protection of Democracies" - which will increase the stranglehold the EU already has over the internet and reduce the spread of "fake news" and ban foreign powers from funding European national parties (AKA the filthy Right), a "European Council for Internal Security" - which will impose a Europe-wide border force agency - removing that annoying nuisance of individual countries within the Union closing their borders to immigrants, an "EU Minimum Wage" - which would be provided in a manner "appropriate to each country" again freeing individual countries within the Union of this responsibility, and last but not least a "European Food Safety Force" - which (presumably) will drive around in armoured cars pulling over lorries carrying food and finger the mince. If I was a cynical man I'd have to say imposing complete control over the internet, borders, money and food of every country within a Union which they joined long before such rules were in place was a bit sinister - but I'm sure that if the great democracy that is the EU hears any complaint from its members the reforms will be altered accordingly. After all - its not like little Emmanuel is being used as a puppet for some dark and sinister force intent upon complete control over everything within its borders. After all, I'm sure his Latin teacher and future wife Mrs. Trogneux is the only person to ever have her hand up his arse. Everything you’ve said there, I could not disagree with in any way, except one small point, which judging by the indisputable factual accuracy of the rest of your post I can only think must be a small but easily made and totally forgivable mistake. That fucking 1.4 metres tall CUNT has had more fists up his Kwik fit fitter than Orville, Emu and Lord Charles combined. Check out the way he walks, like Charlie Chaplin slipping away from Boy Georges Birthday party. ‘Do you really want to hurt me ? Do you really want to make me bleed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 11 minutes ago, King Billy said: Everything you’ve said there, I could not disagree with in any way, except one small point, which judging by the indisputable factual accuracy of the rest of your post I can only think must be a small but easily made and totally forgivable mistake. That fucking 1.4 metres tall CUNT has had more fists up his Kwik fit fitter than Orville, Emu and Lord Charles combined. Check out the way he walks, like Charlie Chaplin slipping away from Boy Georges Birthday party. ‘Do you really want to hurt me ? Do you really want to make me bleed? I'm aware of this, but it was a simple alteration of the facts to help the flow of the intended narrative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm aware of this, but it was a simple alteration of the facts to help the flow of the intended narrative. I realise that’s the case but I felt that someone could read it and mistakenly think the tiny snail eating cunt had only ever had one fist up his derriere. There was no criticisism intended of your fine observation of the despicable petit eurocunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Aw so cute He’s still not sure which brand he prefers. Fussy little cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Rothschild banker, always the Establishment candidate. Like us, the Frogs get the shite they voted for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 A friend of mine who is French also thinks he is a cunt. My friend also happens to be black and we call him Freddo, does anyone else think thats weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 @Witheredscrote what is your opinion on Macron's reforms and his overall performance thus far as president? Only joking, I'm not interested, you boring fucking cunt. 10 irons due in eight hours time. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: @Witheredscrote what is your opinion on Macron's reforms and his overall performance thus far as president? Only joking, I'm not interested, you boring fucking cunt. 10 irons due in eight hours time. Lol. Fuck off. Hopefully he'll be killed when the rampaging yellow jackets raid the hospital he's in and he can't get the chemo drip out in time to run. Just imagine his skeletal little body hanging from the Arc de Triomphe during the next Revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Hopefully he'll be killed when the rampaging yellow jackets raid the hospital he's in and he can't get the chemo drip out in time to run. Just imagine his skeletal little body hanging from the Arc de Triomphe during the next Revolution. Hate the yellow jackets. Especially that Welsh one who says "morning campers, hi de hi" over the tannoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hate the yellow jackets. Especially that Welsh one who says "morning campers, hi de hi" over the tannoy. Perfectly understandable. It’s a welsh person after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: Hopefully he'll be killed when the rampaging yellow jackets raid the hospital he's in and he can't get the chemo drip out in time to run. Just imagine his skeletal little body hanging from the Arc de Triomphe during the next Revolution. 99.9999999999% of the frogs collaborated with the krauts during WW2. OK after putting up such strong resistance to the invasion for about a week they probably didn’t have much fight left in them, considering they had none to start with, However once liberated by us and the yanks they immediately had some sort of memory implosion and decided that they had singlehandedly as a nation defeated the Nazis and henceforth and forthwith would basically treat us and even more so the US as the enemy. That bollocks has more or less continued till now.Their best friends, The Germans who we helped to become the powerhouse of Europe again, while we, The victors were queuing for rations of bread and necessities well into the 1950s. So it would be difficult not to conclude that we would surely have been far better to have lost or even surrendered at the first opportunity. Instead we have become a massive nation of cunts with a spine like a jellyfish. Ah well never mind eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 I noticed recently on places like reddit that the frogs are having serious delusions of grandeur, due to having a couple of shitty cast off territories in South America and Indonesia from donkey's years ago(true maybe the same could be said of us but Britain's 40+ territories or whatever are actually of tactical significance) but even at their height the french empire was still a joke compared to Britain.God knows why but all of a sudden they think they're hot shit or something. Utter garlic breathed, B.O ridden wankers with massive chips on their shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Their best friends, The Germans who we helped to become the powerhouse of Europe again, while we, The victors were queuing for rations of bread and necessities well into the 1950s. That was due to the filthy septics bankrupting the UK while propping up their little pet projects germany and Japan. Fuck them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 35 minutes ago, King Billy said: 99.9999999999% of the frogs collaborated with the krauts during WW2. OK after putting up such strong resistance to the invasion for about a week they probably didn’t have much fight left in them, considering they had none to start with, However once liberated by us and the yanks they immediately had some sort of memory implosion and decided that they had singlehandedly as a nation defeated the Nazis and henceforth and forthwith would basically treat us and even more so the US as the enemy. That bollocks has more or less continued till now.Their best friends, The Germans who we helped to become the powerhouse of Europe again, while we, The victors were queuing for rations of bread and necessities well into the 1950s. So it would be difficult not to conclude that we would surely have been far better to have lost or even surrendered at the first opportunity. Instead we have become a massive nation of cunts with a spine like a jellyfish. Ah well never mind eh. While on the subject of history, so far as the Corner is concerned, it's a shame you're not part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 On 10/03/2019 at 20:49, Roadkill said: Emmanuel Macron - best known for being that weirdo who married his paedo school teacher - but also President of France, clearly enjoys being told what to do by people more important than him. His recent calls of numerous reforms within the EU to trigger a "renaissance" have the distinctive characteristics of something written by a naughty little submissive just after they've had the hot candle wax poured over their bollocks and been made to read out loud to a room full of wanking gimps whilst their dominatrix stands behind whipping them to climax. The proposed reforms consist of a number of things - there's a "European Agency for the Protection of Democracies" - which will increase the stranglehold the EU already has over the internet and reduce the spread of "fake news" and ban foreign powers from funding European national parties (AKA the filthy Right), a "European Council for Internal Security" - which will impose a Europe-wide border force agency - removing that annoying nuisance of individual countries within the Union closing their borders to immigrants, an "EU Minimum Wage" - which would be provided in a manner "appropriate to each country" again freeing individual countries within the Union of this responsibility, and last but not least a "European Food Safety Force" - which (presumably) will drive around in armoured cars pulling over lorries carrying food and finger the mince. If I was a cynical man I'd have to say imposing complete control over the internet, borders, money and food of every country within a Union which they joined long before such rules were in place was a bit sinister - but I'm sure that if the great democracy that is the EU hears any complaint from its members the reforms will be altered accordingly. After all - its not like little Emmanuel is being used as a puppet for some dark and sinister force intent upon complete control over everything within its borders. After all, I'm sure his Latin teacher and future wife Mrs. Trogneux is the only person to ever have her hand up his arse. I once owned a Citroen C8, and it was absolute shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: While on the subject of history, so far as the Corner is concerned, it's a shame you're not part of it. Another remarkable post from The Corner's Buffoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 17 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I noticed recently on places like reddit that the frogs are having serious delusions of grandeur, due to having a couple of shitty cast off territories in South America and Indonesia from donkey's years ago(true maybe the same could be said of us but Britain's 40+ territories or whatever are actually of tactical significance) but even at their height the french empire was still a joke compared to Britain.God knows why but all of a sudden they think they're hot shit or something. Utter garlic breathed, B.O ridden wankers with massive chips on their shoulders. French fries on their shoulders. Chips are British. And another thing, all this shite they call ‘classic French cuisine’ What the fuck is that? A couple of peas, sorry petit fucking pois, a piece of horse meat or some other crap about the size of a squirrel turd and a drizzle of ‘jus’ all over the fuckin triangular plate. Merci beaucoup.That will be £90. Yeah right! No wonder the cunts are all fucking stunted midgets.A good feed of le roast boeuf might do the cunts a world of good and shut them up for a while. One day there was a French Cunt who didn’t whine and whinge. But unfortunately it was only for one day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: French fries on their shoulders. Chips are British. And another thing, all this shite they call ‘classic French cuisine’ What the fuck is that? A couple of peas, sorry petit fucking pois, a piece of horse meat or some other crap about the size of a squirrel turd and a drizzle of ‘jus’ all over the fuckin triangular plate. Merci beaucoup.That will be £90. Yeah right! No wonder the cunts are all fucking stunted midgets.A good feed of le roast boeuf might do the cunts a world of good and shut them up for a while. One day there was a French Cunt who didn’t whine and whinge. But unfortunately it was only for one day Phlegm on a plate is considered top cuisine in france yet they have the nerve to slag off British food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I noticed recently on places like reddit that the frogs are having serious delusions of grandeur, due to having a couple of shitty cast off territories in South America and Indonesia from donkey's years ago(true maybe the same could be said of us but Britain's 40+ territories or whatever are actually of tactical significance) but even at their height the french empire was still a joke compared to Britain.God knows why but all of a sudden they think they're hot shit or something. Utter garlic breathed, B.O ridden wankers with massive chips on their shoulders. 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Phlegm on a plate is considered top cuisine in france yet they have the nerve to slag off British food. In my opinion the Eiffel Tower is a poor imitation of the majestic Blackpool tower which I believe is still the tallest structure on Earth, around 93 miles high and made from 100% British Steel before all the workers went on strike and found themselves on the dole. The only thing you can see from space. Apart from the pile of scrap metal which used to be known as the Maginot Line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once owned a Citroen C8, and it was absolute shite. I had a Sinclair C5 It was shite too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: I had a Sinclair C5 It was shite too I had a lump of C4, it was the bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a lump of C4, it was the bomb. I had a C130. It was a bit plain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once owned a Citroen C8, and it was absolute shite. That ‘Nicole’ was fit though even though she was Renault and not real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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