Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, King Billy said: Top marks for your attempt at multi-quoting dickhead 👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I noticed recently on places like reddit that the frogs are having serious delusions of grandeur, due to having a couple of shitty cast off territories in South America and Indonesia from donkey's years ago(true maybe the same could be said of us but Britain's 40+ territories or whatever are actually of tactical significance) but even at their height the french empire was still a joke compared to Britain.God knows why but all of a sudden they think they're hot shit or something. Utter garlic breathed, B.O ridden wankers with massive chips on their shoulders. 1066 William the Cunt arrives at Dover like a 1000 years ahead of his time asylum seeker. Our boy Harold has already that week had a tear up with Harald Hadrada and sorted him and his Vikings right out. The slippery little frog then rolls up in Kent and H marches 300 miles to have a tear up. Instead of having a day off H goes right in and How’s your luck? The first arrow fired goes straight in his mince pie. Game over. Proper annus horribilus. His old man popped his clogs. He gets crowned the same day, next thing he’s got fucking Viking cunts, Frog cunts, his uncle Harold (cunt) all wanting to have him over. Fucking great shot though for a longbow. Hundreds of years they tried but they could never make us eat snails and frogs legs, the dirty cunts. Baguettes my arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Top marks for your attempt at multi-quoting dickhead 👏 Your welcome😘 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Your welcome😘 You're* a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I had a C130. It was a bit plain. I once had a CB, it was a two way thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: 1066 William the Cunt arrives at Dover like a 1000 years ahead of his time asylum seeker. Our boy Harold has already that week had a tear up with Harald Hadrada and sorted him and his Vikings right out. The slippery little frog then rolls up in Kent and H marches 300 miles to have a tear up. Instead of having a day off H goes right in and How’s your luck? The first arrow fired goes straight in his mince pie. Game over. Proper annus horribilus. His old man popped his clogs. He gets crowned the same day, next thing he’s got fucking Viking cunts, Frog cunts, his uncle Harold (cunt) all wanting to have him over. Fucking great shot though for a longbow. Hundreds of years they tried but they could never make us eat snails and frogs legs, the dirty cunts. Baguettes my arse He landed at Pevensey Bay. If he'd tried to land at Dover the little cunt wouldn't have got his horses over the cliffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He landed at Pevensey Bay. If he'd tried to land at Dover the little cunt wouldn't have got his horses over the cliffs. They would have ate them on the way over anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You're* a wanker. Cheers 🍷🍾🍻🍺🥂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He landed at Pevensey Bay. If he'd tried to land at Dover the little cunt wouldn't have got his horses over the cliffs. My cousin Jean had all Cliff's LPs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 16 minutes ago, The Bishop said: My cousin Jean had all Cliff's LPs Billy Jean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 13 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: I once owned a Citroen C8, and it was absolute shite. We had a C8 and it was an excellent family carrier especially for school runs etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I once had a CB, it was a two way thing. One four for a copy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: We had a C8 and it was an excellent family carrier especially for school runs etc. Never drove a Citoren, but I remember getting dropped off at school every day in the family car, an old Citoren BX (the boxy ones with the hydraulic rear suspension). Thing was very fancy for a 80's car - all electric windows and sunroof, tons of space in the back and those little pull down shade fabric thingies on the back windows - all the bells and whistles on the inside and yet only one windscreen wiper. I'd take an old fashioned style four door hatchback over one of those horrible people carriers any day - as soon as someone buys a people carrier they're basically giving their kids a golden ticket to smear sticky food residue all over the upholstery and make any experience you have in the thing miserable - they're out of the clouting range of the adults in front so the rear seats will descend into anarchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Never drove a Citoren, but I remember getting dropped off at school every day in the family car, an old Citoren BX (the boxy ones with the hydraulic rear suspension). Thing was very fancy for a 80's car - all electric windows and sunroof, tons of space in the back and those little pull down shade fabric thingies on the back windows - all the bells and whistles on the inside and yet only one windscreen wiper. I'd take an old fashioned style four door hatchback over one of those horrible people carriers any day - as soon as someone buys a people carrier they're basically giving their kids a golden ticket to smear sticky food residue all over the upholstery and make any experience you have in the thing miserable - they're out of the clouting range of the adults in front so the rear seats will descend into anarchy. When one has three toddlers then practicalities override other considerations. At the time, the Espace, whilst the more aesthetically pleasing, was too small for our purposes. The C8/Peugeot 806 won us over against the Ford Galaxy due to the sliding rear doors which made securing the Rooplets a doddle whilst parked in a confined parking space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Just now, Mrs Roops said: When one has three toddlers then practicalities override other considerations. At the time, the Espace, whilst the more aesthetically pleasing, was too small for our purposes. The C8/Peugeot 806 won us over against the Ford Galaxy due to the sliding rear doors which made securing the Rooplets a doddle whilst parked in a confined parking space. You probably made the right choice - I remember reading somewhere that the early model Ford Galaxies were death traps for the people in the front seats - obviously the car was bought for the safety it would offer passengers in the back, so it was often overlooked by parents in a rush to buy a practical car quickly. Saying that - I bet cruising around in whatever fancy German auto you have all to yourself these days is a far nicer experience - I took my two nieces to the pictures a few months back (seven and nine years old) in the Yeti and made the fatal mistake of buying them both those tubs of slime called "Unicorn Puke" to keep them entertained. I'm still finding bits of glitter and little silver stars and moons in the seats... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 31 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: When one has three toddlers then practicalities override other considerations. At the time, the Espace, whilst the more aesthetically pleasing, was too small for our purposes. The C8/Peugeot 806 won us over against the Ford Galaxy due to the sliding rear doors which made securing the Rooplets a doddle whilst parked in a confined parking space. You must be lying. Children become toddlers at 18 months and turn into proper children at 3 years. So you couldn't have 3 toddlers at one time, unless they were triplets, or one lot of twins and a singlet. Or you are a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You must be lying. Children become toddlers at 18 months and turn into proper children at 3 years. So you couldn't have 3 toddlers at one time, unless they were triplets, or one lot of twins and a singlet. Or you are a cat. You dare question the integrity of her litter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm still finding bits of glitter and little silver stars and moons in the seats... Punky found some shit on the driver's seat of his "range rover" .. he then realised that he was the shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Punky found some shit on the driver's seat of his "range rover" .. he then realised that he was the shit. ... and in that brief moment of clarity he also saw that his "Range Rover" was a mouldy old fridge box sitting in a Netto trolley. He killed himself shortly after. His only legacy was of a mysterious strain of AIDS effecting the stray dogs of Cheshire after they fed from the remains of his diseased corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 hours ago, King Billy said: Billy Jean? Is not his lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You must be lying. Children become toddlers at 18 months and turn into proper children at 3 years. So you couldn't have 3 toddlers at one time, unless they were triplets, or one lot of twins and a singlet. Or you are a cat. @Mrs Roops Your silence is deafening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You dare question the integrity of her litter? Old long Johnson* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 49 minutes ago, Roadkill said: You probably made the right choice - I remember reading somewhere that the early model Ford Galaxies were death traps for the people in the front seats - obviously the car was bought for the safety it would offer passengers in the back, so it was often overlooked by parents in a rush to buy a practical car quickly. Saying that - I bet cruising around in whatever fancy German auto you have all to yourself these days is a far nicer experience - I took my two nieces to the pictures a few months back (seven and nine years old) in the Yeti and made the fatal mistake of buying them both those tubs of slime called "Unicorn Puke" to keep them entertained. I'm still finding bits of glitter and little silver stars and moons in the seats... I still had my works car, a Saab 900 followed by the 93 - I loved those cars. They were fairly idiosyncratic and left field compared to the mainstream but I became disillusioned driving re-skinned Vectras and moved over to Audi's, a marque I've stayed with apart from the mental aberration I had when I drove a Merc for 12 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 44 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You must be lying. Children become toddlers at 18 months and turn into proper children at 3 years. So you couldn't have 3 toddlers at one time, unless they were triplets, or one lot of twins and a singlet. Or you are a cat. You're such a cynic Eric. I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I had twins (planned) and then just a year later a third child (unplanned). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: I still had my works car, a Saab 900 followed by the 93 - I loved those cars. They were fairly idiosyncratic and left field compared to the mainstream but I became disillusioned driving re-skinned Vectras and moved over to Audi's, a marque I've stayed with apart from the mental aberration I had when I drove a Merc for 12 months. I've never drove any of the higher tier German stuff - just Skodas. None of them have lived up to the knackered old Proton Saga I started out with (for the bargain price of £50 and a PlayStation), but that was my very first car and holds a special place in my memory for that reason - however they were all miles better than my second car - a Mazda 2. If you ever drive one of those things you'll marvel at how the Japs have figured out a way to give such a small car the turning radius of a minibus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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