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2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Thanks for your resume of the incident Ape, but as an aviator yourself (ha,ha,ha!) What do you think went wrong, Flat battery? or malnourished flight crew?

Hopefully David Lammy’s name will be on the list of casualties.

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1 minute ago, The Bishop said:

It looks like your comment has stalled.

Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts we will be landing in approximately 4 seconds

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Welcome to heaven. Duty free is available once you have made your way through the pearly gates. Any passengers who have limbs to collect please check the carousel. Thank you for crashing with Um Bongo airways and we hope you have a pleasant onward journey. 

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26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Thanks for your resume of the incident Ape, but as an aviator yourself (ha,ha,ha!) What do you think went wrong, Flat battery? or malnourished flight crew?

I’ve told you before: never address me again.

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1 hour ago, Iam Ape said:

Pile of fucking shit. 

You're forever bashing the Bishop, Apers. And you're always having a go at Pen as well.

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8 minutes ago, ratcum said:

The only that should be flying in Ethiopia is, well, a fly

I certainly wouldn't trust any aircraft that can be found in a place called Addis Ababa. None of the cars or trains, either. It's a landlocked city, so clearly the boats would be the only trustworthy means of transportation - and even then you'd have to look out for pirates.

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Accident damaged Boeing 737 max for sale. Very low miles (6) some bodywork damage.Driver passed away, suddenly. Still under warranty. Buyer collects. Includes some duty free and various suitcases. Ideal starter plane for learner. Any reasonable offer accepted. 

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2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

I certainly wouldn't trust any aircraft that can be found in a place called Addis Ababa. None of the cars or trains, either. It's a landlocked city, so clearly the boats would be the only trustworthy means of transportation - and even then you'd have to look out for pirates.

Aaaar that’s right Jim lad 

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22 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Accident damaged Boeing 737 max for sale. Very low miles (6) some bodywork damage.Driver passed away, suddenly. Still under warranty. Buyer collects. Includes some duty free and various suitcases. Ideal starter plane for learner. Any reasonable offer accepted. 

Fucking idiot.

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2 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

Pile of fucking shit. 

Give the daft cock tucking twat a break uncle ape, he/she actually misspelled Being Boring

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Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Give the daft cock tucking twat a break uncle ape, he/she actually misspelled Being Boring

(S)he may be misspelling it, but (s)he is certainly having no trouble being it. The nomination is a lazy, moronic pile of utter fucking shit.

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2 hours ago, Iam Ape said:

Pile of fucking shit. 

Have you had any software problems with your model Helicopter 🚁 ?

Why don’t you attach a petrol bomb to one and fly it into the Finsbury Park Mosque?

lol.

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6 hours ago, The Bishop said:

Its time for a new musical dedicated to the 737MAX

Boying Boying Boying-Boying-Boying...

… is the sound it makes as it's trying to take off. 

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7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said:

Have you had any software problems with your model Helicopter 🚁 ?

Why don’t you attach a petrol bomb to one and fly it into the Finsbury Park Mosque?

lol.

Reported. To Roops and MI5. For encouraging an act of terrorism. And for being a poof. MI5 will probably recruit you.

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1 hour ago, Ollyboro said:

Reported. To Roops and MI5. For encouraging an act of terrorism. And for being a poof. MI5 will probably recruit you.

Roops is the M of the site. Punkers is Q. And we all know what word starts with Q. 

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