Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Its time for a new musical dedicated to the 737MAX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop said: Its time for a new musical dedicated to the 737MAX That one nosedived on the opening night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Pile of fucking shit. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Thanks for your resume of the incident Ape, but as an aviator yourself (ha,ha,ha!) What do you think went wrong, Flat battery? or malnourished flight crew? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Thanks for your resume of the incident Ape, but as an aviator yourself (ha,ha,ha!) What do you think went wrong, Flat battery? or malnourished flight crew? Hopefully David Lammy’s name will be on the list of casualties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 And for Red Nose Day Stacey Dooley can make a short video pulling the black box out of his arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 hours ago, The Bishop said: Its time for a new musical dedicated to the 737MAX Afolabi and his amazing technicolour parachute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 43 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Pile of fucking shit. It looks like your comment has stalled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: It looks like your comment has stalled. Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts we will be landing in approximately 4 seconds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Welcome to heaven. Duty free is available once you have made your way through the pearly gates. Any passengers who have limbs to collect please check the carousel. Thank you for crashing with Um Bongo airways and we hope you have a pleasant onward journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Thanks for your resume of the incident Ape, but as an aviator yourself (ha,ha,ha!) What do you think went wrong, Flat battery? or malnourished flight crew? I’ve told you before: never address me again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 The only that should be flying in Ethiopia is, well, a fly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: The only that should be flying in Ethiopia is, well, a fly They’ve eaten them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: Pile of fucking shit. You're forever bashing the Bishop, Apers. And you're always having a go at Pen as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: The only that should be flying in Ethiopia is, well, a fly I certainly wouldn't trust any aircraft that can be found in a place called Addis Ababa. None of the cars or trains, either. It's a landlocked city, so clearly the boats would be the only trustworthy means of transportation - and even then you'd have to look out for pirates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Accident damaged Boeing 737 max for sale. Very low miles (6) some bodywork damage.Driver passed away, suddenly. Still under warranty. Buyer collects. Includes some duty free and various suitcases. Ideal starter plane for learner. Any reasonable offer accepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I certainly wouldn't trust any aircraft that can be found in a place called Addis Ababa. None of the cars or trains, either. It's a landlocked city, so clearly the boats would be the only trustworthy means of transportation - and even then you'd have to look out for pirates. Aaaar that’s right Jim lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 I had a feeling that flying lark was never going to catch on. If people were meant to fly they would have been butterflies or fairies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 22 minutes ago, King Billy said: Accident damaged Boeing 737 max for sale. Very low miles (6) some bodywork damage.Driver passed away, suddenly. Still under warranty. Buyer collects. Includes some duty free and various suitcases. Ideal starter plane for learner. Any reasonable offer accepted. Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Pile of fucking shit. Give the daft cock tucking twat a break uncle ape, he/she actually misspelled Being Boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Give the daft cock tucking twat a break uncle ape, he/she actually misspelled Being Boring (S)he may be misspelling it, but (s)he is certainly having no trouble being it. The nomination is a lazy, moronic pile of utter fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Pile of fucking shit. Have you had any software problems with your model Helicopter 🚁 ? Why don’t you attach a petrol bomb to one and fly it into the Finsbury Park Mosque? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 6 hours ago, The Bishop said: Its time for a new musical dedicated to the 737MAX Boying Boying Boying-Boying-Boying... … is the sound it makes as it's trying to take off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Have you had any software problems with your model Helicopter 🚁 ? Why don’t you attach a petrol bomb to one and fly it into the Finsbury Park Mosque? lol. Reported. To Roops and MI5. For encouraging an act of terrorism. And for being a poof. MI5 will probably recruit you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Reported. To Roops and MI5. For encouraging an act of terrorism. And for being a poof. MI5 will probably recruit you. Roops is the M of the site. Punkers is Q. And we all know what word starts with Q. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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