Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Why do you think Chamberlain climbed up Hitler's arse at Munich? Because he was a coward like a lot of wankers on here 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Why do you think the Japs overran SE Asia so easily? I dunno probably had something to do with having more important matters closer to home than a bunch of slant eyed arrogant gook cunts attacking some far flung territory. 1 hour ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Why do you think the Yanks practically took military control of Australia post Pearl harbour despite it being clearly within the British sphere of influence? Dunno probably because they're a bunch of yank dick lickers who are in love with the septics? 1 hour ago, Decimus said: What internet sources are these then? Your Sonic The Hedgehog Appreciation Society GeoCities page? Militarily and economically, Britain is behind even France, you stupid little tit. Sure thing bro, Britain: 5th biggest economy, france:6th and falling like every other country in the EU that isn't the UK. `France is a joke compared to the UK. 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Now, we're an afterthought, insignificant and incapable of fighting an independent war on one front, let alone several. Sure thing bro i guess i better tell the Royal navy that Decimus said we're nothing anymore and should pull out of those multiple countries in the rest of the world we're currently in. 54 minutes ago, Decimus said: And how exactly would you see this? Yeah you'd like to know that wouldn't you! too bad 35 minutes ago, Decimus said: you've received an absolute fucking drubbing today and have resorted to completely transparent divide and conquer tactics. Any further attempts to salvage your reputation now would be utterly futile. Save a possible appearance by Fender with one of his trademark incomprehensibly shit posts, you're completely alone. Call it a day and delete your profile. If i really wanted to i could log into your account, change your name and change your avatar to a picture of a gaping arsehole and no, no one has given me a "drubbing" and i won't delete my profile. Suck a dick mongo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: If i really wanted to i could log into your account,change your name and change your avatar to a picture of a gaping arsehole and no, no one has given me a "drubbing" and i won't delete my profile. Suck a dick mongo. Are you claiming to be a L337 H4CK3R now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Are you claiming to be a L337 H4CK3R now? Why, are you getting worried now or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Because he was a coward like a lot of wankers on here I dunno probably had something to do with having more important matters closer to home than a bunch of slant eyed arrogant gook cunts attacking some far flung territory. Dunno probably because they're a bunch of yank dick lickers who are in love with the septics? Sure thing bro, Britain: 5th biggest economy, france:6th and falling like every other country in the EU that isn't the UK. `France is a joke compared to the UK. Sure thing bro i guess i better tell the Royal navy that Decimus said we're nothing anymore and should pull out of those multiple countries in the rest of the world we're currently in. Yeah you'd like to know that wouldn't you! too bad If i really wanted to i could log into your account, change your name and change your avatar to a picture of a gaping arsehole and no, no one has given me a "drubbing" and i won't delete my profile. Suck a dick mongo. But you really do want to do this - the only problem is that you can’t. You wish you could, but you can’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Why, are you getting worried now or something? Yeah - I bet he’s absolutely shitting himself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: But you really do want to do this - the only problem is that you can’t. You wish you could, but you can’t. Whatever you say 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 9 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Why, are you getting worried now or something? I'm sceptical. Go on - givs a hack. (This isn't a fucking open invitation @Cuntybaws). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Whatever you say 👌 Let’s all make claims to do things that we can’t shall we? Then we can all use the 👌 emoji and try and appear clever. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Let’s all make claims to do things that we can’t shall we? Then we can all use the 👌 emoji and try and appear clever. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 30 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: If i really wanted to i could log into your account, change your name and change your avatar to a picture of a gaping arsehole and no, no one has given me a "drubbing" and i won't delete my profile. Suck a dick mongo. Threats to hack the site. Calling the twat in the hat, we’ve got a code red @Admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Threats to hack the site. Calling the twat in the hat, we’ve got a code red @Admin Who mentioned threatening to hack the site? i certainly didn't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 38 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Sure thing bro, Britain: 5th biggest economy, france:6th and falling like every other country in the EU that isn't the UK. `France is a joke compared to the UK. The French army is larger, the French navy has more personnel and ships, and the French nuclear arsenal is larger than the UKs. The UKs economy is sometimes listed as the fifth largest in the world, but within the past two years has regularly come in sixth behind France's. The French, by all measurable figures, are militarily superior to the UK, and in recent years have in the most part performed better economically. It pains me to say all this, as I fucking detest Withers, but I hate boorish John Bull fuckwits like you more. Your inflated opinion of Britain's standing in the twenty first century is only matched by your opinion of your own ability to take on the sites big boys. In both cases, you are completely and embarrassingly wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Who mentioned threatening to hack the site? i certainly didn't! You snivelling little greekling. You’ve been given one of the worst drubbings the corner has seen in recent memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: The French army is larger, the French navy has more personnel and ships, and the French nuclear arsenal is larger than the UKs. The UKs economy is sometimes listed as the fifth largest in the world, but within the past two years has regularly come in sixth behind France's. The French, by all measurably figures, are militarily superior to the UK, and in recent years have in the most part performed better economically. It pains me to say all this, as I fucking detest Withers, but I hate boorish John Bull fuckwits like you more. The french are not militarily, genetically or economically superior to anything let alone the UK you stupid, boring, guardian reading prick. 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: You're inflated opinion of Britain's standing in the twenty first century is only matched by your opinion of your own ability to take on the sites big boys. In both cases, you are completely and embarrassingly wrong. Where are these sites "big boys"? can you please direct them to me? 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: You snivelling little greekling. You’ve been given one of the worst drubbings the corner has seen in recent memory. The meltdown has already started: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The french are not militarily, genetically or economically superior to anything let alone the UK you stupid, boring, guardian reading prick. Where are these sites "big boys"? can you please direct them to me? 😆 Over here. Observing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 Live footage of Ereptile reacting to this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 7 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: The french are not militarily, genetically or economically superior to anything let alone the UK you stupid, boring, guardian reading prick. Maybe not in 1805, which is the year that you're apparently inhabiting if you think that Britain is in anyway superior to France, the United States, Russia, China, or even Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Live footage of Ereptile reacting to this thread Did he just shove a TV remote up his arse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 Just now, Decimus said: Maybe not in 1805, which is the year that you're apparently inhabiting if you think that Britain is in anyway superior to France, the United States, Russia, China, or even Japan. Can we pull out of NATO then seeing as supposedly all those countries are hot shit and can defend themselves? Kick the yank arseholes out of the RAF bases we're letting them rent too. China and Russia aren't a threat to us either unless you think Russia with it's one rusty tin can aircraft carrier, which needs a tug boat escorting it everywhere is a threat, or China which is over 6'000 miles away and is dirt poor for the most part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 1 minute ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Can we pull out of NATO then seeing as supposedly all those countries are hot shit and can defend themselves? Kick the yank arseholes out of the RAF bases we're letting them rent too. China and Russia aren't a threat to us either unless you think Russia with it's one rusty tin can aircraft carrier, which needs a tug boat escorting it everywhere is a threat, or China which is over 6'000 miles away and is dirt poor for the most part. I'm genuinely interested to hear your answer on this, and your reasons why. So here is my question: Do you honestly think that the UK would win a war against either Russia or China? If the answer is yes, tell me how. And I won't accept "because the internet says so". You're obviously an armchair general, albeit one stuck in the Crimean war, so tell me how we would go about claiming victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 Brace yourselves for a military masterclass, The Corner's very own four star general is about to show us how it's done. What's first, reptile? A few battalions forming square ready to face a couple of hundred Russian nuclear missiles? The TA marching slowly toward a Chinese tank force whilst a five year old bangs a drum? You thick fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm genuinely interested to hear your answer on this, and your reasons why. So here is my question: Do you honestly think that the UK would win a war against either Russia or China? If the answer is yes, tell me how. And I won't accept "because the internet says so". You're obviously an armchair general, albeit one stuck in the Crimean war, so tell me how we would go about claiming victory. I know how I'd do it Decs. I would climb a tree, and when a Russian or a chinaman come along, I would jump out the tree and kick their fucking head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm genuinely interested to hear your answer on this, and your reasons why. So here is my question: Do you honestly think that the UK would win a war against either Russia or China? If the answer is yes, tell me how. And I won't accept "because the internet says so". You're obviously an armchair general, albeit one stuck in the Crimean war, so tell me how we would go about claiming victory. China is only a threat to other countries near to it and a threat to american hegemony, not the UK or europe unless you think they're going to send a fleet halfway around the world to attack us for...? what's this fictional scenario that the UK gets into a war with china? There's more chance of us getting into a war with them just being allied with america, you probably believe that "special relationship" crap too. The only thing russia has going for it is nuclear weapons and again is only really a threat for eastern european countries, so not really our problem is it. So you agree the UK should pull out of nato and let all those shit hot countries deal with their own problems, glad we agree on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know how I'd do it Decs. I would climb a tree, and when a Russian or a chinaman come along, I would jump out the tree and kick their fucking head in. Don't forget to nick their watch and fags afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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