Useless apps, web sites, adverts that claim to be useful lifestyle must have service providers

[Guest N/A]

What you doing?  Says the fucking stupid cunting dog.   I’m checking my credit score, says the fucking moron talking to his dog like a massive bell end.  He then goes on to be even more fucking ridiculous by claiming that it’s really important to know your credit score.  

Its fucking useless lifestyle cuntery like this that fucking annoys me.   There are several of these “know your credit score” type adverts or apps being punted  on the market place at the moment, like they are some sort of must have messiah items that you Must Have in your life.

utter fucking wank.

Any cunt who has gone on Experion, or any other such site is just a massive fucking bell end and should rather spend their time more fruitfully watching gay horse porn.

If you can’t get a loan or a mortgage, there’s a fucking reason for that. You cant fucking afford it !!!!  Simple.    Pissing about on an app with some artificial score wont help you.  Earning more will.

 

 

[Eric Cuntman]

What doo-ing?

i love that fucking dog.

[Guest DrCunt]

You got a score of 46 out of 700 whilst researching if you'd be eligible for a 2 grand loan (to be repaid over 5 years) for a 9 year old Ford Fiesta to replace the "stolen Audi", didn't you?

[Guest DrCunt]

7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What doo-ing?

i love that fucking dog.

Having a wank. Fuck off, Moose.

[Guest N/A]

23 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

What doo-ing?

i love that fucking dog.

It’s the most useful and sensible thing on the fucking advert.  That’s my point.

[Guest N/A]

17 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

You got a score of 46 out of 700 whilst researching if you'd be eligible for a 2 grand loan (to be repaid over 5 years) for a 9 year old Ford Fiesta to replace the "stolen Audi", didn't you?

Have you been hacking my account?

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

What you doing?  Says the fucking stupid cunting dog.   I’m checking my credit score, says the fucking moron talking to his dog like a massive bell end.  He then goes on to be even more fucking ridiculous by claiming that it’s really important to know your credit score.  

Its fucking useless lifestyle cuntery like this that fucking annoys me.   There are several of these “know your credit score” type adverts or apps being punted  on the market place at the moment, like they are some sort of must have messiah items that you Must Have in your life.

utter fucking wank.

Any cunt who has gone on Experion, or any other such site is just a massive fucking bell end and should rather spend their time more fruitfully watching gay horse porn.

If you can’t get a loan or a mortgage, there’s a fucking reason for that. You cant fucking afford it !!!!  Simple.    Pissing about on an app with some artificial score wont help you.  Earning more will.

 

 

Is that the one where the Danny Dyer type cunt and his wife are packing up the Xmas dekkies in February? Fucking dicks 

[Guest N/A]

On 14/03/2019 at 00:38, camberwell gypsy said:

Is that the one where the Danny Dyer type cunt and his wife are packing up the Xmas dekkies in February? Fucking dicks 

Yes, but it’s so fucking important to know your credit score it’s fucking March before they can tear themselves away from their laptops to see its nearly fucking Easter.

[Cunty BigBollox]

That said, I have even noticed myself that people who have the Christmas decorations up (on their council home) for a prolonged period of time, also have a shit credit score thanks to thier Sky subscription and the Bet Fred and Brighthouse accounts.

[Penny Farthing]

6 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

 Brighthouse accounts.

That's crazy George.

[camberwell gypsy]

7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

That said, I have even noticed myself that people who have the Christmas decorations up (on their council home) for a prolonged period of time, also have a shit credit score thanks to thier Sky subscription and the Bet Fred and Brighthouse accounts.

Or they're found dead in their armchair in front of the telly in September. Yellow crown from the cracker still perched on their rotting head. 

[Guest N/A]

On 18/03/2019 at 01:53, Cunty BigBollox said:

That said, I have even noticed myself that people who have the Christmas decorations up (on their council home) for a prolonged period of time, also have a shit credit score thanks to thier Sky subscription and the Bet Fred and Brighthouse accounts.

Is that your credit score you are talking about?

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On 18/03/2019 at 09:35, camberwell gypsy said:

Or they're found dead in their armchair in front of the telly in September. Yellow crown from the cracker still perched on their rotting head. 

Yes but if they are found dead on the sofa in September, that means 9 months of unpaid credit card bills, what a fucking mess that will be on Credit Score dot com