Bubba C Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. Gambling, the government's new addiction to push on the masses, now that fags and beer are politically incorrect. Fat, tattooed retarded chav slags with eleven brown kids, thinking that spunking their child benefits on Foxy Bingo and 'scratchies' is akin to 'living the high life'. And any man who uses the term 'acca' in a non ironic fashion, needs to be glassed with a broken vase, covered in dogshit. @paulmerson Probably hasn’t signed up to CC yet, but you never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Agreed. Gambling, the government's new addiction to push on the masses, now that fags and beer are politically incorrect. Fat, tattooed retarded chav slags with eleven brown kids, thinking that spunking their child benefits on Foxy Bingo and 'scratchies' is akin to 'living the high life'. And any man who uses the term 'acca' in a non ironic fashion, needs to be glassed with a broken vase, covered in dogshit. What the fuck is an "acca"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What the fuck is an "acca"? A contraction of 'accumulator'. Primarily used by spacca's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: A contraction of 'accumulator'. Primarily used by spacca's. Spaccumalator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Spaccumalator. Sounds like a gynaecological cunt-flap stretcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sounds like a gynaecological cunt-flap stretcher. That'll be the correct surgical term then, eric? 🤔 Just in case I ever find myself in conversation with a minge doctor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 28 minutes ago, scotty said: That'll be the correct surgical term then, eric? 🤔 Just in case I ever find myself in conversation with a minge doctor? I think they just call it a salmon spreader. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 15/03/2019 at 00:45, Wolfie said: You seem to know a lot about its sights and sounds. Are you a second-hand car salesmen from Solihull with a shit Brummy accent? Yes, I’ve been a few times to the gypsy festival. It’s fucking shit. I’m usually with the pink shirt corporate wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 14/03/2019 at 17:49, Last Cunt Standing said: Agreed. Cheltenham is a fucking toilet and gets worse every year, only surpassed by Aintree, which swims in WAGs and Pikeys every April. The Dante Festival At York is a much better experience, so point your marketing team there for your office trip next year. Good wood horse racing was ok last year. Done the York and Doncaster courses. Chester races is the best on the flat. Great setting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Bubba C said: @paulmerson Probably hasn’t signed up to CC yet, but you never know. I’m busted. It took some time but you finally got me outted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 On 14/03/2019 at 00:33, camberwell gypsy said: So I take by all the above that your £50 punt on Sam's profile in the 1.30 fucked up then? Absolutely spot on. You even got the correct horse, are you a gypsy fortune teller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Roadkill said: What the fuck is an "acca"? A black cunt who won a silver medal once in the olympics when we were shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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