Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that reptile's hands are completely crippled from 12 years of constant wanking over Super Mario and his porn star tache. If he's physically capable of pulling a trigger then I'm Alan Partridge. Who did you have money on making the first "A-ha" post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: I imagine that reptile's hands are completely crippled from 12 years of constant wanking over Super Mario and his porn star tache. If he's physically capable of pulling a trigger then I'm Alan Partridge. Could he not pull the trigger with a string between his teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Fender777 said: 1 Islam is a culture, not a race, so anyone can have an critical opinion about it without it being racist (as it's not a race) same with the Roman made up religion of Christianity and all the other man made religions...any critical thinking of any of those can't be seen as racism as they are cultures. Nobody has to agree with any of them. 2 Race means someone's appearance, color of skin , where they come from and so on.. 3 Islam and all religions are cultures or belief systems or whatever you choose to call them. 4 Your argument with Ape is about compassion for loss of life, which you show yourself to be lacking. 5 You're a massive CUNT !! You’re wasting your time trying to explain such things to the deranged sack of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 23 hours ago, The Bishop said: You are not "The Ruler Of The Universe" by any chance are you? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: No I'm disappointed Scurffs. I have no option now other than being an atheist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 This poxy nom got me a 6th warning from Mrs R. Something or other about a paedo comment, but I was only kidding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This poxy nom got me a 6th warning from Mrs R. Something or other about a paedo comment, but I was only kidding. Subtle as an Enola Gay fly past at the Tokyo air show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Subtle as an Enola Gay fly past at the Tokyo air show. Reported for subliminal paedo reference to Little Boy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 19 minutes ago, scotty said: Reported for subliminal paedo reference to Little Boy. Eh? What little boy? Has one of the two come forward with fresh testimony regarding why Rolf Harris tied that kangaroo down? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eh? What little boy? Has one of the two come forward with fresh testimony regarding why Rolf Harris tied that kangaroo down? The fact that creepy cunt turned out to be a kiddy fiddler still makes me shiver... Can you imagine walking into a secluded area with the nice man from Animal Hospital, hearing the sound of a zipper opening, then feeling his beard against your cheek as he quietly stoops over you and whispers "Can you tell what this is yet?" into your ear. Stuff of nightmares... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: The fact that creepy cunt turned out to be a kiddy fiddler still makes me shiver... Can you imagine walking into a secluded area with the nice man from Animal Hospital, hearing the sound of a zipper opening, then feeling his beard against your cheek as he quietly stoops over you and whispers "Can you tell what this is yet?" into your ear. Stuff of nightmares... You won't remember his 70s and 80s 'paintbrush on a pole' huge wall murals. He used to paint them live on telly, and make this weird, "hoo-hah-hoo-hoo-hah" heavy breathing noise the whole time he was doing it. might be a dirty old cunt, but he's still better than banksy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: You won't remember his 70s and 80s 'paintbrush on a pole' huge wall murals. He used to paint them live on telly, and make this weird, "hoo-hah-hoo-hoo-hah" heavy breathing noise the whole time he was doing it. might be a dirty old cunt, but he's still better than banksy. The streaks of wet shit clinging to the inside of my toilet after a cheap kebab are better than fucking Banksy, and they come with the added benefit of carrying absolutely no lovey-dovey, pretentious cunt liberal faggot message. You've only said this to start me off, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The streaks of wet shit clinging to the inside of my toilet after a cheap kebab are better than fucking Banksy, and they come with the added benefit of carrying absolutely no lovey-dovey, pretentious cunt liberal faggot message. You've only said this to start me off, haven't you? A bit, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: A bit, yeah. He's nowt but a egotistical little fucker who's escaped being thrown in jail like any other chav with a can of spray paint because he sticks to the most unoffensive, easily understood metaphors in what his legion of blue haired, thick glasses wearing, faux intellectual, social studies diploma clutching faggot fans have the sheer cuntiness to call his "art". I see him as an insult to the very fabric of my being, the stencil caressing little cunt who'd probably let a tattooed tranny fuck him in the arse simply to avoid assuming their gender. Fuck him, fuck his political opinions, and fuck any of the dopey cunts who condone his pretentious bollocks. If I ever caught the little cunt spraying his shite on my wall I'd blind him with his own paint and set him on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He's nowt but a egotistical little fucker who's escaped being thrown in jail like any other chav with a can of spray paint because he sticks to the most unoffensive, easily understood metaphors in what his legion of blue haired, thick glasses wearing, faux intellectual, social studies diploma clutching faggot fans have the sheer cuntiness to call his "art". I see him as an insult to the very fabric of my being, the stencil caressing little cunt who'd probably let a tattooed tranny fuck him in the arse simply to avoid assuming their gender. Fuck him, fuck his political opinions, and fuck any of the dopey cunts who condone his pretentious bollocks. If I ever caught the little cunt spraying his shite on my wall I'd blind him with his own paint and set him on fire. The exact copies of £10 notes, with the letters 'sy' added to make them say 'banksy of England'.. That isn't art. That's dogwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: The exact copies of £10 notes, with the letters 'sy' added to make them say 'banksy of England'.. That isn't art. That's dogwank. You cunt, I need to get to bed! I take back what I said in my last post - he's far worse than the common, bottom-feeding chav with a can of paint. He's likely some privileged little silver spooned fucker who's never done an honest days work in his life. An uppity little shite who uses the "art style" of the common folk to voice his own cuntish outlook on the world and appear "urban" and "fresh". A trust fund leach who went to some faggy art school just to add a little variety to the long days of sitting in the conservatory sipping tea and having his butler polish his shoes to a mirror shine who thinks every thought that comes into his thick skull should be witnessed and studied by all - and clueless prats lap up his empty little opinions like they're fucking ambrosia sent from heaven. A cowardly little bitch who'd never say what he thinks with words, but beats the drum for his chosen cause from the sidelines and is considered a hero for doing so by the mongs caught up in the tune. Now fuck off you button pressing twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: You cunt, I need to get to bed! I take back what I said in my last post - he's far worse than the common, bottom-feeding chav with a can of paint. He's likely some privileged little silver spooned fucker who's never done an honest days work in his life. An uppity little shite who uses the "art style" of the common folk to voice his own cuntish outlook on the world and appear "urban" and "fresh". A trust fund leach who went to some faggy art school just to add a little variety to the long days of sitting in the conservatory sipping tea and having his butler polish his shoes to a mirror shine who thinks every thought that comes into his thick skull should be witnessed and studied by all - and clueless prats lap up his empty little opinions like they're fucking ambrosia sent from heaven. A cowardly little bitch who'd never say what he thinks with words, but beats the drum for his chosen cause from the sidelines and is considered a hero for doing so by the mongs caught up in the tune. Now fuck off you button pressing twat! Night Mary Ellen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Night Mary Ellen. G'night, John Boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Eh? What little boy? Has one of the two come forward with fresh testimony regarding why Rolf Harris tied that kangaroo down? I have a theory that Big Boy was named by some trembling, sweaty-faced yank scientist while contemplating the enormous phallic object about to go off in his face with the mother of all bangs. Dr Strangelove was a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 I'm aware that we've strayed off the beaten path here as far as the thread topic is concerned, but I do need something clearing up as it's been left a little vague. Does Roadkill like Banksy or not? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm aware that we've strayed off the beaten path here as far as the thread topic is concerned, but I do need something clearing up as it's been left a little vague. Does Roadkill like Banksy or not? Roadkill IS Banksy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 3 hours ago, scotty said: I have a theory that Big Boy was named by some trembling, sweaty-faced yank scientist while contemplating the enormous phallic object about to go off in his face with the mother of all bangs. Dr Strangelove was a cunt. You may be thinking of Fat Man, but your point stands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, nocti said: I'm aware that we've strayed off the beaten path here as far as the thread topic is concerned, but I do need something clearing up as it's been left a little vague. Does Roadkill like Banksy or not? Now @Roadkill knows how I feel every time he posts one of his own artistic creations. Poetic fucking justice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Now @Roadkill knows how I feel every time he posts one of his own artistic creations. Poetic fucking justice. "artistic"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You may be thinking of Fat Man, but your point stands. Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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