Neil Basu...Assistant Commissioner Met Police.... Head of Counter Terrorism

[Eddie]

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Does Roops like her new car? I bet she can't wait for Ape to fit the special Hobbit-pedals for her.

She not easily pleased, I think I may have bit off more than I can chew...

[Eddie]

1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said:

So he's basically a mirror image of yourself then? wanker.

How dare you reptile, Ape is a highly respected knob cheese in a awful factory somewhere....

 

[Guest DrCunt]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

If everything within a 1000 mile radius of central Saudi Arabia was carpet nuked, I can't see anything that would be greatly missed. Rip it up and start again.

If you nuke Turkey where will Northern monkeys go on cheap, shitty all-inclusive package holidays that don't involve spending Euros?

[King Billy]

24 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

If you nuke Turkey where will Northern monkeys go on cheap, shitty all-inclusive package holidays that don't involve spending Euros?

Scarborough or Blackpool?

[Frank]

21 hours ago, Ape said:

Me and Mrs Ape watched What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted tonight, while we wait for Frank to arrive. It’s a fucking good film, as was the original. It’s given me loads of ideas on how I’ll welcome @Frank into the Ape household when he comes visiting. 

The stupid fucking wanker.

I’m not coming, ape. Not know, not ever.. never. 

[Guest DrCunt]

11 minutes ago, Frank said:

I’m not coming, ape. Not know, not ever.. never. 

Retard.

[Frank]

4 minutes ago, DrCunt said:

Retard.

Shuy up you fucking idiot. 

[Roadkill]

Just now, Frank said:

Shuy up you fucking idiot. 

Are you drunk?

[Guest DrCunt]

17 minutes ago, Frank said:

Shuy up you fucking idiot. 

QED.

Try to refrain from the Ouzo, Giorgos.

[Penny Farthing]

6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

If everything within a 1000 mile radius of central Saudi Arabia was carpet nuked, I can't see anything that would be greatly missed. Rip it up and start again.

I was thinking more of pushing the boundary out to 1500 miles just to make sure.

[ratcum]

2 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

I was thinking more of pushing the boundary out to 1500 miles just to make sure.

they may not be small, but I'd engage in a fight to the death with the Pope to lick Rosamund Pike's feet

[Guest DrCunt]

4 minutes ago, ratcum said:

they may not be small, but I'd engage in a fight to the death with the Pope to lick Rosamund Pike's feet

Sick fuck.

[Eric Cuntman]

24 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

I was thinking more of pushing the boundary out to 1500 miles just to make sure.

Yessss. Is good. For killing of assholes, Uzbekistan. 

Great success!

[ratcum]

50 minutes ago, Frank said:

Shuy up you fucking idiot. 

just when I think you've reached your nadir on here, you sink a little lower Frank.

What about another cancer for one of your theoretical partners?

Or drinks on the boat?

[King Billy]

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

just when I think you've reached your nadir on here, you sink a little lower Frank.

What about another cancer for one of your theoretical partners?

Or drinks on the boat?

Hopefully ‘The Titanic’

[Stubby Pecker]

On 20 September 2019 at 20:50, DrCunt said:

You think this tosser is bad. Harriet fucking Harman wants to be the next speaker.

"Basically a fart in skin" 

Or something along those lines was used by a wordsmith here many moons ago to describe the Harman creature, who of course addressed a crowd of tar brushed tickled types as "brothers and sisters" to a chorus of boos 

Own up you cunt 

[Major Cunt]

On 21/09/2019 at 18:07, ratcum said:

Trump might be a Spurs fan too

Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad.

[Guest judgetwi]

40 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad.

Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser?

[ratcum]

11 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser?

don't be nasty Jewdy. Forgive and forget I say.

[Major Cunt]

17 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser?

About what I expected from a self loathing alcoholic.

Go fuck yourself, Jewdy!

[Guest Cuntjocky]

On 23/09/2019 at 00:19, judgetwi said:

Have you got your Jew baiting tongue out again Marje? What’s it like to lick arse on a fucking website you tosser?

Good old Judgetwi!...you old bastard!

[Guest Cuntjocky]

On 22/09/2019 at 23:35, Major Cunt said:

Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad.

No he's a total cunt

[Guest Cuntjocky]

21 hours ago, ratcum said:

don't be nasty Jewdy. Forgive and forget I say.

Ratcum is here too!...you 2 fuckers are still here.!..what a bargain Ratcum and Judgetwi..you bastards!

[Eric Cuntman]

5 hours ago, Cuntjocky said:

Ratcum is here too!...you 2 fuckers are still here.!..what a bargain Ratcum and Judgetwi..you bastards!

Ratty's top dog. 

And top lesbian.

[Stubby Pecker]

On 22 September 2019 at 23:35, Major Cunt said:

Close. He's got an executive box at Hapoel Tel Aviv, according to Mossad.

He's also got one at Locomotive Moscow with a pair of piss filled slags ready to shower him down on request, according to Kremlin sources