Neil Basu...Assistant Commissioner Met Police.... Head of Counter Terrorism

[Cunty BigBollox]

12 minutes ago, Decimus said:

We've got a saying in Norfolk, if you're going to take a shit, do it in Suffolk.

Is that where your mum gave birth to you?

[Eric Cuntman]

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Das Boot! 

Das Radox!

[ratcum]

ay up, here comes Johnny Africa again with his begging bowl. Last time it was not enough water, this time there's too much. Just fuck off and have civil war driven by corruption and tribal loyalties like you usually do.

Fuckin cunts

[camberwell gypsy]

26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Das Radox!

Do you give your feldwebel a bash as well? 

[Decimus]

40 minutes ago, scotty said:

Good evening. 

I saw Ereptile hanging around by the jigsaws in A&E.

[scotty]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I saw Ereptile hanging around by the jigsaws in A&E.

I don't usually do requests, but....... 

[Eric Cuntman]

13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Do you give your feldwebel a bash as well? 

No, I just pretend that the rubber ducky is Denzel Washington. Like any normal person.

[The Beast]

3 hours ago, Decimus said:

I've got a nomination brewing about NHS staff at my local hospital, the James Fucking Paget. I believe that @The Beast has had the misfortune of treading its filth strewn corridors.

Yes Sir, I worked ad hoc on various wards late 2010 upto mid 2011. I have to say, I've seen a lot worse than the Paget at the time. 

Would you like to put forward your nomination?

[Eric Cuntman]

5 minutes ago, The Beast said:

Yes Sir, I worked ad hoc on various wards late 2010 upto mid 2011. I have to say, I've seen a lot worse than the Paget at the time. 

Would you like to put forward your nomination?

The 'nuclear medicine' shed at the old lexden road hospital in Colchester. 

Mind the pallet of cement and hanging electrical wires on the way past the main desk.

[Guest 'eavensabove]

2 hours ago, Decimus said:

We've got a saying in Norfolk, if you're going to take a shit, do it in Suffolk.

We've got the same saying in Suffolk. That's why there's twice as much shit here, than Norwich  Framlingham. 

[Guest Khiwa]

8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Even Haskins was a hard bastard 

YOR NICKED YOU SLAAAAAAAAG!!!!!

[Eric Cuntman]

8 minutes ago, Khiwa said:

YOR NICKED YOU SLAAAAAAAAG!!!!!

'I've done me knuckles guv!'

'shut it George! I'm driving the Granada into the cardboard boxes.'

[Roadkill]

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That sounds brilliant! You could go in the little office with the triangular rooms round it, lock all the doors and pretend you're under attack in the pentagon! I also like to switch off the bathroom light, get in the bath, and then turn the shower on, so I can pretend I'm in a submarine that's been torpedoed. 

It really isn't - here's the map of the place:

I think it was designed to resemble a bunch of cocks shagging a jam tart...

[Eric Cuntman]

1 minute ago, Roadkill said:

It really isn't - here's the map of the place:

I think it was designed to resemble a bunch of cocks shagging a jam tart...

Level 3 is where Milla Jovovich kills all the zombie Dobermans.

[Eric Cuntman]

2 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

It really isn't - here's the map of the place:

I think it was designed to resemble a bunch of cocks shagging a jam tart...

A fucking multi faith area! What do they do, put a load of Jews and Muslims together and give the Doctor's a bit of practice with stab wounds.

[Roadkill]

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Level 3 is where Milla Jovovich kills all the zombie Dobermans.

You'll have Ereptile slinking back with references like that if you're not careful...

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, The Beast said:

Yes Sir, I worked ad hoc on various wards late 2010 upto mid 2011. I have to say, I've seen a lot worse than the Paget at the time. 

Would you like to put forward your nomination?

I heard you were fired because you started a rave by throwing a flashbang into the epilepsy ward. 

[Eric Cuntman]

21 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

You'll have Ereptile slinking back with references like that if you're not careful...

I like the films, but the gamer cunts can't just enjoy them without getting all outraged that they don't follow the game to the letter.

"it's soooo wrong that Alice doesn't meet with Gill until the third instalment, in the game 'franchise cannon' (smug look) they are introduced halfway through the second instalment!"

shut up, you pasty looking, socially inadequate, faggot virgin.

[Roadkill]

30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I like the films, but the gamer cunts can't just enjoy them without getting all outraged that they don't follow the game to the letter.

"it's soooo wrong that Alice doesn't meet with Gill until the third instalment, in the game 'franchise cannon' (smug look) they are introduced halfway through the second instalment!"

shut up, you pasty looking, socially inadequate, faggot virgin.

The only reason gamers don't like movies based on games is because they cut out all of the tedious bollocks that they take so much pride in knowing in the first place. They concentrate on the often silly, tacky story and if its done right you end up with a somewhat decent but cheesy one-watch flick without having to stare at a screen for hours on end fondling a controller and memorising the locations of first aid kits.

If the movie turns out to be absolute shit then it simply proves they've wasted hundreds of hours of their lives getting hard over game mechanics centred around a shit plot - and they don't like that.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

32 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

The only reason gamers don't like movies based on games is because they cut out all of the tedious bollocks that they take so much pride in knowing in the first place. They concentrate on the often silly, tacky story and if its done right you end up with a somewhat decent but cheesy one-watch flick without having to stare at a screen for hours on end fondling a controller and memorising the locations of first aid kits.

If the movie turns out to be absolute shit then it simply proves they've wasted hundreds of hours of their lives getting hard over game mechanics centred around a shit plot - and they don't like that.

There is no such thing as a good film based on games.  Film makers couldn't make a decent film now if handed the perfect story by the hand of fucking god himself...writers, directors, producers, are all dribbling flid cunts.  

[Witheredscrote]

8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

There is no such thing as a good film based on games.  Film makers couldn't make a decent film now if handed the perfect story by the hand of fucking god himself...writers, directors, producers, are all dribbling flid cunts.  

Christ on a bike, you really are one boring, thread killing cunt,  the worst on this site by far, and that's after considering Stubby's contributions.

[Penny Farthing]

23 minutes ago, Flatline said:

Christ on a bike, you really are one boring, thread killing cunt,  the worst on this site by far, and that's after considering Stubby's contributions.

You do know about Chopper Ape being in France don't you?

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

9 hours ago, Flatline said:

Christ on a bike, you really are one boring, thread killing cunt,  the worst on this site by far, and that's after considering Stubby's contributions.

Get fucked Withers, you tarred and feathered goose groping cunt.  

[Decimus]

22 hours ago, The Beast said:

Yes Sir, I worked ad hoc on various wards late 2010 upto mid 2011. I have to say, I've seen a lot worse than the Paget at the time. 

Would you like to put forward your nomination?

We had an awful experience with two members of staff, both black and African. They both aren't fit to work and treat British patients. I'm coming at this purely from the point of view that there was a culture clash, plus a language barrier which I believe will end up endangering peoples lives. 

I haven't got a problem with foreign medical professionals purely on a racial basis. What I do have a problem with is the NHS employing members of staff with pidgin English who hold on to cultural attitudes that are anathema to 21st century medical practice.

Saying that, the treatment we received at the end of the process from local, British staff was second to none and they were a credit to the NHS.

[Roadkill]

20 minutes ago, Decimus said:

We had an awful experience with two members of staff, both black and African. They both aren't fit to work and treat British patients. I'm coming at this purely from the point of view that there was a culture clash, plus a language barrier which I believe will end up endangering peoples lives. 

I haven't got a problem with foreign medical professionals purely on a racial basis. What I do have a problem with is the NHS employing members of staff with pidgin English who hold on to cultural attitudes that are anathema to 21st century medical practice.

Saying that, the treatment we received at the end of the process from local, British staff was second to none and they were a credit to the NHS.

I've noticed the same language barrier when it comes to the Filipino nursing staff that make up the majority of that field in my area. They get the job done well enough and I genuinely respect them as professionals (nursing staff, wherever they're from, are the backbone of the NHS in my eyes), but they do struggle to understand the local accent and there's a lot of confusion with every conversation that I can't imagine would be helpful in a medical emergency. Its a worrying issue that could be easily solved with simple language classes (and we're talking about smart people here, who could probably gain a better understanding of the language faster than most), but it seems like nothing is going to be done about it until its too late.