Cunty BigBollox Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 I see Cockney Cat Rescuers aka London Fire Brigade have joined the fight against sexism by wading in to children's TV programmes. I guess the pool table is broken again so they must have tuned in to daytime TV and been offended. Stick to putting chip pans out and local fete appearances rather than creating arguments from nothing. Oh, and I reckon the Barbie doll will put more girls off from becoming Fire fighters because they won't like the colour of the outfit and it doesn't come with a hand bag for make up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 Why did Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box. I’ll get me Action Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 Yeah - they've had a go at Peppa Pig for calling 'Firefighters' 'Firemen' I mean who knew that Peppa Pig was an agent of sexist represssion and in the pay of the Establishment? Hang on.... 'Peppa Pig'.....? Shouldn't that be 'Peppa Sow'? FASCISTS!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 I'm worried that Mr Tumble might have to become gender neutral if someone tunes in and becomes offended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm worried that Mr Tumble might have to become gender neutral if someone tunes in and becomes offended. Mx Tumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 I don't like PCs. Especially the cunt the nicked me for speeding. I'm surprised that old van could do 60 in a 20 zone. Especially when it's loaded down with all that lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I don't like PCs. Especially the cunt the nicked me for speeding. Never mind, you obviously got off, probably blew the copper or let him smash your back doors in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 31 minutes ago, cooze said: Never mind, you obviously got off, probably blew the copper or let him smash your back doors Brilliant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cunty BigBollox Posted March 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 I see the WaterAid adverts have dried up at the moment (excuse the pun) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Fire fighters are fire observers these days, unless their station is close to a motorway and attend car crashes to pick up body parts from cars crashed into by a foreign lorry drivers who have probably been drinking, they do fuck all. Risk assessment wankers, basically cowards the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Fire fighters are fire observers these days, unless their station is close to a motorway and attend car crashes to pick up body parts from cars crashed into by a foreign lorry drivers who have probably been drinking, they do fuck all. Risk assessment wankers, basically cowards the lot of them I don't trust the cunts one bit. Every time you drive past an upside down burning car they're there wrapping the survivors in foil blankets and ushering them into ambulances, yet you never see anyone arrive at a hospital in a foil blanket... I can only assume they're cannibals, locking the flavour in for later. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Fire fighters are fire observers these days, unless their station is close to a motorway and attend car crashes to pick up body parts from cars crashed into by a foreign lorry drivers who have probably been drinking, they do fuck all. Risk assessment wankers, basically cowards the lot of them I've heard that they usually have a large stock of "gentlemans art" DVDs at fire stations to watch when they're not rescuing cats and releasing women who have their big toe stuck in the bath tap. Apparently that's why Frank wanted to join the fire brigade but he failed the entrance test because his feet couldn't reach the pedals of the fire engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Apparently that's why Frank wanted to join the fire brigade but he failed the entrance test because his feet couldn't reach the pedals of the fire engine.... ......and also because he's a cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: I don't trust the cunts one bit. Every time you drive past an upside down burning car they're there wrapping the survivors in foil blankets and ushering them into ambulances, yet you never see anyone arrive at a hospital in a foil blanket... I can only assume they're cannibals, locking the flavour in for later. After you get the correct of amount of smoke into the meat, you really need to wrap it in foil to seal int he natural juices. From your description, he was preparing a nice meal for the lads when the fire burned itself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 5 hours ago, scotty said: ......and also because he's a cunt. That's beyond question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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