King Billy Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, DrCunt said: What do you call a woman with no legs? Dirty cunt. Or a snail. A cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I once had a half-sister. What's not to like here? 1) pretty face. 2) nice tits. 3) can't run away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's not to like here? 1) pretty face. 2) nice tits. 3) can't run away. 4) Doesn't waste time with shoe shopping. Dislikes, 1) Can't reach the sink. But thank fuck for height adjustable ironing boards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 8 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I once had a half-sister. She would make a great coffee table. Lots of space for bottles on her back, and you wouldn't trip over her feet when you get up to go for a piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: She would make a great coffee table. Lots of space for bottles on her back, and you wouldn't trip over her feet when you get up to go for a piss. Absolutely fucking awful. The least amusing comment I think I’ve ever seen on here. Edited March 28, 2019 by Ape Only Pukeape is capable of worse, and only marginally. Withers and Pukeape - what a pair of utter fucking wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Ape said: Absolutely fucking awful. The least amusing comment I think I’ve ever seen on here. You have forgotten RickB's contributions surely. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 49 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You have forgotten RickB's contributions surely. Idiot. No, I haven’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 13 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I once had a half-sister. She was the type of woman that would shoot you if you were taking a shit with the door ajar, and then blame intruders. She would also often leave me stumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 15 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I once had a half-sister. I bet she can't stand having her picture taken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 17 minutes ago, nocti said: I bet she can't stand having her picture taken. None of us can, when we're pissed and legless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 3 hours ago, nocti said: I bet she can't stand having her picture taken. I wonder if, during hard times, she'd stand by her man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: I wonder if, during hard times, she'd stand by her man? Well, she'll certainly not have to suffer the indignity of Athletes Foot. Edited March 28, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's not to like here? 1) pretty face. 2) nice tits. 3) can't run away. When bashing her from behind, and using your legs to keep hers from trying to esc.....err.....shift positions, you don't have to listen to "you're hurting my legs. I don't think I'd be able to get around not pinning her ankles behind her ears, and making her fucking squeal, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I once had a half-sister. She's got the stumps of a Beluga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: She's got the stumps of a Beluga. Wears more make up as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: When bashing her from behind, and using your legs to keep hers from trying to esc.....err.....shift positions, you don't have to listen to "you're hurting my legs. I don't think I'd be able to get around not pinning her ankles behind her ears, and making her fucking squeal, though. @Eddie sort this cunt out PLEASE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Wears more make up as well. @Eddie wake up you lazy black cunt, and do something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 @Witheredscrote Are you missing the warmth and homey aroma of Frank's arse? Next time you crawl up there, STAY there. Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Witheredscrote Are you missing the warmth and homey aroma of Frank's arse? Next time you crawl up there, STAY there. Stupid fucking cunt. @Eddie Is this the right time to expose him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 @Eddie You poor fucking cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted March 29, 2019 Report Share Posted March 29, 2019 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: @Eddie You poor fucking cunt! Sorry all, reading the wit of wiz made me comatose.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Sorry all, reading the wit of wiz made me comatose.... Brilliant. I know how to kill you off, then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 36 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Brilliant. I know how to kill you off, then. Sickle Cell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Sickle Cell? Not horrid enough. He deserves a special kind of pain and suffering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 30, 2019 Report Share Posted March 30, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not horrid enough. He deserves a special kind of pain and suffering. Not likely though, being a black man, he will probably be stabbed by another black man, over 'tings an dat'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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